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NFL Cheerleader Has Day Job as Assistant District Attorney – Irina Khasin

We know that NFL cheerleaders get paid so poorly for their services (in some case as little as $50 a game) and most have to have a full time job somewhere, but this is the first time we heard of one who had actually passed the bar. And by BAR we don’t mean the one down the street you visit to get drunk. We mean the BAR exam that lawyers take.

Apparently cheerleader for the NFL’s Atlanta Falcons, Irina Khasin, is not only graduated law school, she also holds a job now as an assistant district attorney, meaning a Falcons fan could get drunk during a game while watching her shake her pom poms, get arrested for DUI on the way home and then maybe see her in court again the next day.

Sweet!

At right, a picture of Irina in “work” and “play” mode.

Whether you’re a law student or a Supreme Court justice (yes, Ruth Bader Ginsberg once shook her pom-poms on the field), moonlighting as a cheerleader has its perks. What better way to learn how to BE AGGRESSIVE! B-E AGGRESSIVE! B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E! in the courtroom? Today’s legal cheerleader has an impressive rack résumé: she used to work in Biglaw, she’s now working as an ADA, and most importantly, she moonlights as a cheerleader for the Atlanta Falcons. Wouldn’t you like to have a lovely litigatrix like her on your side? Let’s take a look at her cheerleading bio and, because this post would be WWOP, some photos of this gorgeous glamazon…. Meet Irina Khasin, a 2009 graduate of Vanderbilt Law, and a former associate at Kilpatrick Townsend & Stockton.

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It’s Bikini Fitting Day for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Courtney poses for Bikini Fitting Day in a well-fitting bikini.

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Courtney poses for Bikini Fitting Day in a well-fitting bikini.

First, we never knew that there was even a National Holiday to celebrate Bikini Fitting Day for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.

But apparently there is . . . or should be.

And the other thing we REALLY didn’t know was that not only does such a day exist, but it also requires someone to take pictures of said Bikini Fittings, but also to publish them for worshipers to enjoy. God bless you Jerry Jones!

Can I get an amen? (At right, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Courtney in her bikini for the squad’s annual calendar shoot scheduled next week in Mexico.)

Click here to view the full 27 images gallery.

Former Titans Cheerleader Accused of Grabbing 12-Year-Old’s Junk Gets Taiwanese Animation Treatment

God love the people at NWA Worldwide! How would we ever understand these complication news stories without their animated re-creations to help us.

Here’s a little more background on the story (not that you’ll need it after you watch the video!):

Elizabeth Garner, a former Tennessee Titans cheerleader, is facing jail time after being charged with aggravated sexual battery against a 12-year old boy. Garner was attending a party at the time of the alleged offence and reportedly followed the boy to the bathroom. She allegedly grabbed the boy’s penis and attempted to perform oral sex on him. The boy escaped and told his mother.  When questioned by police, Garner admitted following the boy to the bathroom, but said she did so because she was drunk and mistook him for another adult male present at the party. Garner faces more than eight years in jail if found guilty. The boy meanwhile, faces a lifetime of ridicule from his friends.