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4 #OregonState U Football Players Arrested for “Unlawful Amplified Minors”

4 freshmen Oregon State Football players decided to party Saturday night & invited 36 other underaged people.  Kool-Aid must have been out of stock at the grocery store because they decided to serve alcohol to all.  The "dumbass" part of the st.. Read More

DUI/Drunks/Drugs, Dumbasses | 08.18.11 | No Comments

Parking Lot Throwdown at Youth #Softball Game

There must not be much to do in Ames, Iowa because a mother is accused of attacking her daughter's softball coach over playing time.  What's a gentleman to do?  Hit her back of course.  Throw in a feisty sister who assaults the coach's wife and.. Read More

Dumbasses | 08.3.11 | No Comments

Mystery #Hazing Revealed: Cookie Eating = Curtain Rod Beating?

Last summer, a story broke about a mystery hazing incident that lead 1 father to compare it to toddlers eating cookies @ IHOP (click here to read the original story in case you need a refresher.) Well the last perpetrator of the 8 has just plead g.. Read More

Hazings | 07.14.11 | No Comments

#UNC #Football Players Can Park Wherever The Hell They Want!

As if the ongoing NCAA probe (a word that is rarely pleasant) wasn't bad enough, the UNC football team has been dealt another embarrassment as the university released information regarding how a select few of them received 395 tickets in a span of.. Read More

Dumbasses | 06.29.11 | No Comments

#Soccer #Coach Indicted for Impersonating . . . #HomelandSecurity Officer?

In perhaps one of the more creative ways to NOT pay back a debt, St. Louis youth soccer coach claimed that he was a Homeland Security Agent and would repay the $100k he owed once the government rewarded him for his "extraordinary service"... Read More

Dumbasses | 06.7.11 | No Comments

Either Youth #Baseball Coach Assaulted Umpires, or the Umpires Assaulted the Coach

Either way, it wasn't the greatest display of sportsmanship these pre-teens are ever likely to see, and someone's going to jail, if only the witnesses can get their stories straight about who punched who first... Read More

Dumbasses | 06.1.11 | No Comments

#Oregon Freshman Linebacker to Cops: Catch Me If You Can! - #TysonColeman, #Ducks

#Oregon Freshman Linebacker to Cops: Catch Me If You Can! – #TysonColeman, #Ducks

University of Oregon linebacker Tyson Coleman 1st thought it was OK to consume alcohol in public while being underage and then thought he could outrun officers on bikes... Read More

DUI/Drunks/Drugs | 06.1.11 | No Comments

Coach Points BB Gun @ Student for Bad Grades

Didn't anyone ever tell Kevin Pope "You'll shoot your eye out!"?.. Read More

Dumbasses | 05.23.11 | No Comments

Student Athletes in Trouble Over FaceBook Photos … Again (video included)

Busted! 11 high school student athletes are in the hot seat after evidence of their drinking & smoking shenanigans showed up on, what else? FaceBook.   School officials are laying the smack down on the naughty jocks & some are calling it.. Read More

DUI/Drunks/Drugs | 05.12.11 | No Comments

Lax Players Suspended for Possession of Deadly Weapons, Including . . . a lighter?

The line between a tool & weapon can be hard to define, which is why some school systems have opted to have a Zero Tolerance Policy.  However, parents in Baltimore are furious that 2 lacrosse players have been suspended for being "stick doctors".. Read More

Dumbasses | 05.12.11 | No Comments

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