Girls HS Basketball Coach Loses Game, Gets All Bitey

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February 5, 2015

Hey coach! Maybe You’re not yourself when you’re hungry. Have a Snickers . . . or maybe just nibble on someone’s face. Apparently yelling at, and/or punching someone else is not enough to let coaches express their emotions these days. Now, it seems, it’s all about the biting. A couple of weeks ago we read a story about a high school hockey coach, after losing 9-1, who allegedly attacked and bit…

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HS Soccer Coach to Girl, 14: “I Lust Over You!”

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February 4, 2015

Was that wrong of him? Yeah, probably. Oh, and it probably didn’t help that she was a player on his team. And she was one of his daughter’s best friend. And, allegedly, the two of them had sex at a team sleepover at his house when the rest of the team was asleep, as well as his wife. Okay, when you put it all that way, yes it was probably…

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HS Lady Swim Coach, 20, Arrested for Sex With Male Swimmer, 17

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February 4, 2015

Is it wrong for a hot 20-year-old college girl to have sex with a horny 17-year-old high school boy? Probably not in 49 of the 53 states. Unless, of course, the hot coed is also an assistant coach on the high school swim team and the boy is a member of the swim team. That, apparently is “wrong” in the state of Wisconsin for some reason. Do you think she…

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Is Video of Seahawks Fan Destroying TV After Super Bowl Loss Fake?

Is Video of Seahawks Fan Destroying TV After Super Bowl Loss Fake?
February 4, 2015

There are sore losers, and there are sore losers . . . and then there’s this guy. The real question is: is it fake? The guy starts out in a stance to make a run, and when he hits the “TV” is obviously an old projection unit worth maybe $9 on the open market today. Also, the other two people you can see in the shot also appear to be…

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Fargo Man Arrested for DUI on . . . Zamboni?

Fargo Man Arrested for DUI on . . .  Zamboni?
February 4, 2015

I wish I could say this is the first time I remember this happening, but in nearly 15 years of doing this blog, I can’t.  And why not? It’s probably really cold and boring waiting to get out there and drive that big monster on the ice, you’re probably tempted to have an adult beverage or two to kill the time and you’ve driven the thing a million times before….

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Video: What the NFL Didn’t Want You to See – Doug Baldwin End Zone “Crapping on the Ball” TD Celebration

Video: What the NFL Didn’t Want You to See – Doug Baldwin End Zone “Crapping on the Ball” TD Celebration
February 3, 2015

Doug Baldwin of the Seattle Seahawks caught a touchdown pass during the Super Bowl on Sunday, something not many people can claim to have done. And yet, when it came time to celebrate this momentous occasion, Baldwin chose to throw the ball to the ground, walk over to it, pretend to pull his pants down and poop either out or on the football. That’s right, a grown man–allegedly a professional…

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Source: Browns Forced Manzeil Into Rehab

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February 3, 2015

The reaction to the word that Johnny Manzeil, aka “Johnny Football”, was entering rehab with a mixture of reactions yesterday. Some, like us, chose the humor route and had a little fun with the occasionally arrogant former Texas A&M quarterback, while others stood up for him and praised his courage to “getting the help he needed to turn his life around.” But what if Manzeil didn’t voluntarily go into rehab…

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