Gonzalo Jara ‘Banned’ for Rest of the 2015 Copa America After He ‘Inserted Finger Into Edinson Cavani’s Anus’

Gonzalo Jara 'banned
June 26, 2015

Haven’t these guys learned yet that there are cameras EVERYWHERE these days and they’re less and less likely to get away with this sh*t? Apparently not. Oh, and then the guys does one of the worst soccer flops we’ve ever seen to top things off. More on the story from The Independent: Chile defender Gonzalo Jara has been banned for the rest of the Copa America after he “inserted a…

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Video: Knicks Fans Lose Their Sh*t When Team Drafts Kristaps Porzingis In NBA Draft

Video: Knicks Fans Lose Their Sh*t When Team Drafts Kristaps Porzingis In NBA Draft
June 26, 2015

For some odd reason, I don’t think they’re happy with that pick. Here’s more from the YouTube description: Tonight, the New York Knicks picked Kristaps Porzingis number 4 overall in the NBA draft. Once the picked was announced in the Barclays center, New York Knicks fans lost their shit and started booing him and the Knicks organization. Just look at the utter disgust that this fan displays as he puts…

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Video: Is Cycle Ball the World’s Strangest Sport or What?

Video: Is Cycle Ball the World’s Strangest Sport or What?
June 25, 2015

Have you ever heard of Cycle Ball before? We hadn’t until we saw this video and we still don’t believe it exists. According to Wikipedia, Cycle ball, also known as “radball” (from German), is a sport similar to football played on bicycles. The two people on each team ride a fixed gear bicycle with no brakes or freewheel. The ball is controlled by the bike and the head, except when…

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“Sun” Mascot for Scottish Soccer Team is Possibly World’s Ugliest

Patrick Thistle mascot Kingsley
June 23, 2015

You can add soccer mascots to the list of things that will give children nightmares (like clowns and, well, more clowns) after the Patrick Thistle soccer team in Scotland unveiled a new character this week called Kingsley that looks like something out of a bad cartoon. Some have compared Kingsley (right) to a badly drawn Lisa Simpson (I can see that) or a demonic sun with dead eyes. Either way,…

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Former “NFL’s Oldest Cheerleader” Molly Shattuck, Pleads Guilty to Sex With Boy, 15

It’s a sad end to what was the feel good story of the NFL. Okay, maybe not the feel good story, but it was at least mildly interesting that the 38-year-old mother of three became a cheerleader for the Baltimore Ravens. Never mind that Molly Shattuck’s now ex-husband (at the time) was Mayo Shattuck, (former CEO of Constellation Energy Nuclear Group) and a powerful figure in Maryland. Molly had obviously kept…

June 23, 2015
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Errant Golf Balls Could Spark . . . an International Incident?

drunk golf video still
June 23, 2015

Anyone who has ever played golf knows that an errant golf ball can be dangerous. But dangerous enough to spark an international incident? Apparently, that’s the case in Caracas, Venezuela, where the Swiss ambassador has gotten tired of having tee shots from the nearby Caracas Country Club land in his residence (which is technically Swiss territory). So, he did what any diplomat would do: he posted a sign warning duffers…

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Video: Streaker at Scotland vs Qatar game 5/6/2015

Video: Streaker at Scotland vs Qatar game 5/6/2015
June 17, 2015

How did we miss this one? Oh yeah, it’s soccer . . . and a pretty boring game at that. Best part about this streaker (other than the fact that the camera doesn’t zoom in any closer than it has to on his junk) is when he walks over and calmly shakes hands with a player for Qatar. Not THAT’S international diplomacy!

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HS Coach/Math Teacher, 37, Marries Girl, 18, He’s Accused of Having Inappropriate Relationship With – Matthew Shane Wester

Wester-Cox wedding photo
June 16, 2015

Things just got interesting in Blount County, Alabama where District Attorney Pamela Casey, just found out that they key witness in her case against former teacher Matthew Shane Wester, 37, is now his wife. According to reports, Wester married Amy Nicole Cox, 18, in Gulf Shores over the weekend and now, as his wife cannot be compelled to testify against him in court. At right, pictures of the happy couple….

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Mexican Cheerleaders Perform Nazi-Themed Routine at Competition

Mexican Cheerleaders Perform Nazi-Themed Routine at Competition
June 15, 2015

You hear about something like this and you think, “Nah, it can’t be what they’re saying it is. Somebody just made a simple mistake, right?” Wrong. You can watch the video for yourself, but someone who does choreography for a cheerleading squad comprised of girls 10-16 in the western Mexican city of Guadalajara, obviously flunked history. Or maybe they just took it in summer school and really didn’t pay attention. But…

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