Umpire, 49, at High School Baseball Game Passed Out Drunk After First Inning – And to top things off, when paramedics were called to aid him, the ump, Daryl Jacobson, 49 fought with them, resisted arrested and eventually had to be tasered by the cops. What fun Friday night in Illinois!

Parents Behaving Badly: Teen Baseball Player Does Drills Wrong, Teammates Dad Comes Out of Stands and Allegedly Assaults Him - And it all happened at the practice for a baseball league sponsored by a local church.

Eagles RB LeSean McCoy Accused of Assaulting Woman on Party Bus

High School Football Star Turns Down Scholarship From Michigan State, Decides to Become Professional Rapper Instead - The real question is: did he quit to make this slightly offensive rap video (which shows him apparently smoking week and singing about sex), or did the slightly offensive rap video cause MSU to help him decide to quit?

Caught on Video: Epic Youth Hockey Brawl in Russia – Meanwhile, in the USA, we’re worried some kid will be traumatized if a classmate bites a pop tart into the shape of a gun. And, in case that’s fluke, watch this video of Russian GIRLS brawling during a game.

University of Alaska-Anchorage Hockey Coach Accused of Hitting Player With Hockey Stick – Apparently this happened at a practice back in 2011, but coach Dave Shyiak allegedly told players to stay quiet about the incident, which they did, until now.

And Another Bad Hockey Coach: Youth Hockey Coach Accused of Stealing Players Credit Cards at  Ice Arena Locker Room

BadJocks First? High School Crew Coach Accused of Having Sexual Contact With Two Underage Girls

Gymnastics Instructor Accused of Sending Texts to Underage Girl

Canadian Cops Looking for Adult League Soccer Player Who Punched, Knocked Out Referee – You see! Soccer is so boring, even normally boring Canadians snap while playing it.

Painful Sports Video: Cricket Cheerleader Hit by Six Ball – It looks like a homerun to me, but either way, it bonked a pretty cheerleader right on the head in the outfield.

U of Colorado Starting QB, Lineman Arrested on Assault Charges

Columbia U Football Player Arrested for Harassing Fellow Student, Making Anti-Asian Remarks – Wait, what?

Potential Starting QB for Oklahoma Arrested After Being Found Passed Out on Lawn Near Party – Was he wearing a College sweatshirt and hanging out with Bluto and D-Day?

This is Not a Repeat: Former Lion Titus Young Arrested AGAIN: Third Time in Less Than a Week - First time was for DUI, the second time for trying to get his car back which had been impounded for DUI, and then the third time was for breaking into someone’s home.

Following HS Base-brawl, 36 Players Ejected, One Parent Arrested – We like parents to get involved in their kid’s games . . . just not THAT involved  This guy ran onto the field during the melee and allegedly punched a kid from the other team. Thanks Dad!