The old "Do you know who I am" card is out of style now. They don't even bother to ask anymore. Miami Linebacker Ramon Buchanan has kicked it up a notch. According to Miami police, about 1:30 a.m. Friday, Buchanan did something stupid in a restaur.. Read More
DUI/Drunks/Drugs, Dumbasses | 03.25.11 | No Comments
University of Alabama safety Mark "The Genius" Barron was arrested Sunday morning for hindering prosecution, according to Mobile Police. "Hindering prosecution" is another way of saying he was B-S*'ing a badge. It would seem that Barron has a big sof.. Read More
Dumbasses | 03.21.11 | No Comments
I guess it's not sex, drugs, and rock n' roll anymore. it's sex, drugs, guns, and whatever profession you make a lot of dough in. Music, acting, politics, stocks, the NFL, it doesn't matter. Chris Cook happens to be the latest in the succession of ar.. Read More
Dumbasses | 03.15.11 | No Comments
Answer? Furnishing alcohol to a minor. It was a surprise to me, I thought the age of consent did not go below 17 anywhere in the U.S. I was wrong, because in Seattle the age of consent is sixteen. Still, It appears as if the police were looking to.. Read More
DUI/Drunks/Drugs | 03.11.11 | No Comments
Nixon No Longer AFL Agent After Teen Alleges Acquaintance Huh? If you follow Australian sports, you know what this tongue-twisting headline is all about. If not, then you probably saw the 'nude photos' part, and thought you better investigate. .. Read More
Naked Jocks | 03.7.11 | No Comments
If the NFL does not get it together, we will literally be watching "boob tube" on Sunday afternoons! The Lingerie Football League announced Wednesday that it may move to Sunday afternoons this fall if the NFL delays the start of it's season. Bo.. Read More
Painful Sports Video | 03.4.11 | No Comments
Early Sunday morning, (it's always 'early Sunday morning', isn't it?), University of Utah linebacker Nai Fatu was parked in his Ford Explorer facing the wrong way on S.R. 201, when one of those pesky State Troopers shows up. The police had been getti.. Read More
DUI/Drunks/Drugs | 03.1.11 | No Comments
EDITOR'S NOTE: For those of your who are not familiar with Ron Artest, he was an NBA player involved in the infamous "Malice at the Palace" incident between the Detroit Pistons and Indiana Pacers on November 19, 2004, at The Palace of Auburn Hills. .. Read More
Painful Sports Video | 02.23.11 | No Comments
EDITOR'S NOTE: Yes, I know Cabrera got arrested last week for DUI, but it was my fault that Benjamin Bradley's article about him did not get published, so here you go. Better late than never, right? I am new at the sports writing game. Is it alway.. Read More
DUI/Drunks/Drugs, Dumbasses | 02.23.11 | 1 Comment
What is it? Why, it's Hockey, of course! Hockey is already an entertaining sport, but then you have fights breaking out, fans banging on the glass, and coaches taking off their clothes and throwing them piece by piece onto the ice while screaming .. Read More
Naked Jocks | 02.22.11 | No Comments
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