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Super Bowl Related Nudity: Topless Teacher in Trouble With Townsfolk -
Janet Jackson wasn't the only one showing off her breasts during February's big
game: a Florida fourth-grade teacher, Stacey Cherry (pictured at right), now
admits she had a little too much to drink that night and pulled up her shirt
when urged on by fellow partygoers. "Plain and simple, two in the morning
and the Bud-Bowl beads were being passed around and everyone was teasing me, 'You
gotta show your boobs, you gotta show something,'" She did and someone
snapped a photograph which was posted on a "private website" but later
this image was circulated to the delight of the entire school board. She's since
been removed from the classroom.
Oh
. . . My . . . Gawd! That is Sooo Rude! Cheerleaders Shocked to Find a Penis in
Their Camp Photos - Is this story destined to become a BadJocks Classic?
You be the judge. A number of Denver area HS cheerleaders were attending camp at
the University of Colorado earlier this month. Everything seemed to point to a
typical cheerleading camp experience until they got home and had got their
photos from the camp developed. When the did, they were stunned: amongst the
photos of happy cheerleaders were pictures of a man's genitals sitting on
their drinking cups, bottles and food. Apparently, the unknown prankster had
broken into their hotel rooms at the--I'm not making this up--Broker Inn
in Boulder while the girls were away and amused himself with their cameras,
staging the photos of his penis with there stuff, then putting everything back
before he left. Police say they'd be out looking for a suspect, but they uh,
don't have much of a description to go on. If this story sounds familiar, you
may want to read this
urban legend that's has a similar theme. (Thanks to Fark.com
for the link!)
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Four
HS Volleyball Players Arrested for Hazing Incident Where Varsity Player
Assaulted JV Teammate When He--According to Police-- "Hit
the Kid Over the Head With His Penis" -
The player from Buena High School in Sierra Vista, Arizona who's accused of
leading the assault was charged with 5 counts including assault and could face
jail time. 3-other players were also arrested.
Check
Mate! Female Chess Grandmaster Poses for Raunchy Photos in Magazine
- Okay, so it's debatable if chess is a sport or not, but most of us can
agree that this chick in the fur is probably NOT Bobby Fischer and most likely
NOT Boris Spaski. Nope, it's 30-year-old Woman Grandmaster Maria Manakova, who
has caused a minor sensation in the otherwise stuffy world of chess with a
series of raunchy photos in what appear to be Russian men's magazines. According
to Ms. Manakova, “Women use their sexuality to promote all kinds of
sports, why not chess?” Why not indeed! (Thanks to our good buddies "Karlson
and McKenzie" at WPDH for the link! The link to their site is Not
Safe For Work.)
Olympic Skater Poses Topless for Men's Magazine, Now
Worries it Might Make Her Look "Sleazy" - Canadian pairs figure
skater Jamie "Second Gold Medal" Sale appears
topless in a three-page photo spread in the January 2004 issue of FHM
magazine, on store shelves NOW. Check
out all the pictures for yourself here. (Thanks to Fark.com
for the link!)
Youth
Soccer Coach Takes Team to Amsterdam, Allegedly Allows 14-Year-Olds to Hire
Hookers - Is it just me, or are coaches getting stupider? Who would let
kids that young hire hookers? Especially when there's probably a lot of free
action out there already? (Just kidding!) Coach Bill Burton, 61, who coaches the
"elite" Black Watch Soccer Club U14 Rob Roy team is under
investigation after several parents complained that he allowed some of the
teenage boys to have sex with prostitutes while the squad was there for a
tournament in Holland. (Thanks to Our Good Friend for the link!)
We're Stunned! Strippers Working
"Charity" Golf Tournaments Get Naked, Forget They're Only There to
Serve Beer, Wieners, Give Correct Change! - Leave it to women who take their
clothes off for a living to ruin a perfectly good round of golf by taking off
their tops. That's exactly what happened in the Washington, DC area TWICE last
week, and like many golfers, we're pretty pissed about it. It all started with
the TV show "Inside Edition" which had a story about a tournament for
charity at the Hope Valley Golf Course in Maryland (although no one seems to
remember what the charity was) where scantily-clad women from Kaos a local
gentleman's club were all along the course. Even as helicopters with cameras
circled overhead some of the women didn't seem to mind taking off what little
they had on. The course manager, Nick "Didn't See Nothin'!" Vance,
said he had no idea about what was going on outside the clubhouse adding,
"All I was aware of [was] that there were girls out there at each spot, but
I wasn't aware of anything else. They're serving hot dogs or they’re serving
beer, that's all they were supposed to be doing." Sure Nick, those high
priced cups of warm beer and cold wieners always draw a crowd at the course. This
site had a video report of the strippers, with aerial photos of their naked
bodies blurred out.
Meanwhile, over at the Virginia National Golf Club near Leesburg there was
another "charity" event . . . also featuring strippers. Once again,
the course manager, Cliff "In Denial" Boyd, saw nothing unusual on the
course: "I never saw nakedness, but I didn't go on the golf course."
On the other hand the man who organized that event, Bill Bayne, must have seen
something he didn't like, adding: "I'll never do it again."
Bayne just happens to own a topless club called the Crystal City Restaurant and
declined to identify the charity. He also saw nothing wrong during the
tournament saying, "I didn't see anybody naked" but then adding, "A
topless bar does a charity and some girls take their tops off -- oh, that's surprising!"
Streaker
Turns Tide at Soccer Match? A large topless woman ran out onto the field
during a UK soccer game between Wimbledon and Gillingham, with Wimbledon up 1-0.
After the streaker was escorted off, Gillingham was able to score two goals and
win the game. What happened? According to Wimbledon coach Stuart Murdoch, "Some
of my players are too young to have seen such a large lady before and we went
completely to pieces." Apparently the Internet is not available in
Wimbledon.
Super Bowl Flasher is Infamous Sports Serial Streaker Mark
Roberts! In an unconventional display of
high-visibility marketing, notorious British streaker Mark Roberts pulled off
his first successful North American streak at Super Bowl XXXVIII while
displaying the Internet address "GoldenPalace.com" as a Henna tattoo
on his bare chest and back. Full
press release and pre-game photo. Also, Roberts'
website.
Earlier: Super Bowl Streaker Thrills Fans - While Fans at the game
probably--thankfully--missed Miss Jackson's exposure, they were treated to a
streaker that the TV audience missed. The second-half kickoff of the Super Bowl
was delayed after a slightly beefy man, dressed as a referee, ran onto the
field, stripped down to a G-string, socks and shoes, then started dancing at the
30-yard line. He then took off, but was eventually crushed by New England
linebacker Matt Chatham he ran from security personnel.
NBA
Team Fires Perky Teen Cheerleader Over Topless Web Photos - Those
bastards! The Toronto Raptors have fired cheerleader Lucie Marshal for posting
nude photos of herself on a website . . . a move that has angered American
basketball fans but will probably result in a lot more hits to her site after
this story gets out. The perky nineteen-year-old red headed Canadian dancer
(pictured at right) was hired for the Raptors Dance Pak just this season, but
has been featured on the soft-core porn site www.lindseymarshal.ca
since April, 2002. Why did it take them all season to find these photos? (Story
link above is safe for work, link to website contains not safe for work images.)
Thanks to Fark.com for the link!
Swedish
Porn Star Streaks Italian Soccer Match Because She "Wanted Publicity"
- Brigitta Bulgari (seen at left being escorted away by police) a Swedish porn
star, achieved sudden notoriety in Italy by running around naked on the field
during a soccer match between Piacenza-Catanzaro in front of what the local
media described as "thousands of excited fans." The 20-year-old
blonde, whose only previous claim to fame seems to be that she was being named
Miss Penthouse 2004, was promptly arrested and now faces charges of carrying out
"obscene acts in public places". Why did she do it? According to
Ms. Bulgari, "I wanted some publicity." (Full, not safe for
work photo, here.)
Read the
interesting Italian to English translation of the incident here.
That
Just Might Do The Trick: CD-ROM Put Out by Australian Rules Football League to
Attract Kids to Sport Contains Pictures of Topless Women
- The Australian Football League was forced to recall more than 200,000 Auskick
CD-ROMs after a young boy discovered a picture of a topless woman among images
of its football stars. League chief executive Andrew Demetriou has since
apologized to parents and children across the nation. According to Demetriou,
the employee who placed the image on the disc had been fired and the company
contracted to produce the CD-ROMs had been dismissed, (At right, part of one of
the photographs that appeared on the Auskick CD-Rom. Nice stems.)
Story
of the Week! Homely Stripper Accused of "Inappropriate Sexual Contact"
With HS Wrestler in Motel Room - Well, I must admit it's been a slow month
here at BadJocks, except for the New Zealand Rugby Streaker last week (see
bottom of the page), but I think this story may make up for it. Seems that a
group of HS wrestlers were in Fargo this week as part of the week long USA
Wrestling tournament being held there. Some of the guys from one team were
hanging out at the pool at the Rodeway Inn between matches when they met a nice
young 20-year-old lady. Later, when she was back in her room, one of the boys
walked by her door and she invited him in. Up until that point, no crimes had
been committed, but that was about to change. The 14-year-old wrestler later
told police that while he was not forced into anything, there was sexual contact
involved touching--but no intercourse--with Tonia Swiggum who listed her
occupation as an exotic dancer. (That's her mug shot to the right, but it
looks more like a talent photo you'd see at a comedy club.) Oh, and did I
mention there was another wrestler in the room at the time watching all this?
(What no video kid?) Anyway, a chaperone eventually learned where the boys were
as it was approaching curfew time, got them out of the room and called police.
Apparently, in North Dakota if an adult who has sexual contact with a child
under 15 can she can be charged with gross sexual imposition, a class A
felony, and could face as many as 20 years in prison. While those charges
have not been filed yet against Ms. Swiggum, she was taken in on counts of
preventing arrest and assaulting a police officer because she kicked one of the
arresting officers. Smart move. Link
requires registration. (Thanks to our good friend Ron Hunter at Power 96 for
the tip!)
Canadian
Rugby Tradition May Be Coming to an End: Players Suspended for Celebrating Win
by Streaking - The time-honored
tradition of male rugby players from the University of New Brunswick running
naked after a big win may be over after the student newspaper at rival St.
Thomas University (The Aquinian) published a large color photo of several
celebrating UNB players players streaking across a field "wearing only
rugby socks, sunglasses and smiles." The team had just won the
provincial men's rugby championship and one member of the team, Ben Brackett,
claimed it was, ". . . just a fun thing to do and the rugby team has been
doing it for years," adding, "It's a tradition. There's a lot of
adrenaline going when you win something like that." All four members of the
squat exposed in the photo have been suspended by the school. (Badjocks is
still trying to get our hands on a copy of the photo. If you have one, or know
of a link drop us an e-mail at BadJocks@Yahoo.com
.) We're just glad this tradition never caught on with the guys who win
the Nobel Prize.
ABC
Apologizes for Nicolette Sheridan "Towel Malfunction" During Monday
Night Football Intro - You'd think the NFL would have wised up about
combining sports and sex after the Janet Jackson episode during last year's
Super Bowl . . . apparently not. In a skit before the Monday Football
game between Philadelphia and Dallas, ABC brought in former sex kitten--and
current star of the hit "Desperate
Housewives"--Nicolette Sheridan to do a taped bit in the Eagle's locker
room with star receiver Terrell Owens. What 
could
go wrong, right? In the bit, Sheridan, dressed only in a towel, approaches
TO claiming to need a place to take a shower because her house burned down. He
resists, of course, because there's a game to play. They exchange a few more
words . . . until Sheridan drops the towel (see still photo of her from
behind with Owen's very interested expression) and jumps into his arms as TO
says "Aww, hell, the team's going to have to win without me."
And for some reason, people waiting for the game to come on with their kids
thought it might be a tad offensive and flooded the befuddled network with
calls. ABC has since apologized for the MNF stunt, but fully expects ratings for
both shows to skyrocket. Watch
a video clip of the scene here.
Female
Marathon Runner Bests Soccer's Brandi Chastain, Takes Off Top as She Crosses
Finish Line of New York Marathon - An as yet unidentified woman who ran in
the November 7 ING New York City Marathon decided to celebrate crossing the
finish line by removing her shirt revealing that she apparently forgot to wear
her sports bra that day. Oops! You can view (and purchase) a whole series of
photos of this proud runner crossing the finish line at this Not
Safe For Work page that's probably usually safe with photos of people
running a marathon. Also has some nice shots of NYC skyline.
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