Urine
Big Trouble, Mister - A Michigan HS hockey player
has been charged with assault after he allegedly urinated all over an 8-year-old
boy before a game. According to the cops, the boy walked into the locker room to
use the bathroom. While the boy washed his hands, the player, Justin Curtis
Rankin tapped him on the shoulder. When the boy turned around, Rankin pulled his
shorts down, exposed himself and urinated on the boy, all the time laughing
and cursing at him. Have fun in jail, dumbass! (Thanks to my good buddies Karlson
and McKenzie [site NSFW] for the headline! )
New Zealand Youth Golfers Suspended Over "Unsavory
Incident" With Rival's Toothbrush and a Naked Behind
So, you're a top young golfer far away from home at a
big tournament: what do you do to try and rattle your biggest rival? Do you
maybe leave an extra early wake-up call for his hotel room? Order a bunch of
room service in his name? Or maybe you'd sneak into his room and have another
golfer take off his pants and stick your rival's toothbrush up his a$$ while
you take a picture of it to show him later? Well, if you decided to pull the
last stunt, you'd be suspended for the rest of the year like New Zealand youth
golfers Riki Kauika and Brad Iles. According to reports,
Kauika supplied the buns, while Iles held the camera. The now famous
"toothbrush in the butt" incident allegedly happened last May at the
Malaysian amateur championship but has been kept quiet until recently by that
country's ruling body, NZ Golf. The tainted toothbrush belonged to another young
Kiwi golfer, Kevin Chun. There's no details on how Chun found out about the
prank, but we can guess he was shown the photo only after the toothbrush had
been used for it's normal duties a few times. The manager of the NZ
Golf team, Graeme Scott, called the incident "childish" but rejected
suggestions that it contributed to the team's disappointing 21st place finish at
the world amateur teams championship adding, "I guess it was a prank that
went wrong." We wonder if Mr. Scott would feel the same way if it had
been HIS toothbrush? (Source Stuff.co.nz)
A
Classic BadJocks Story! You'll Want to Pull Up a Chair for This One! Two
Australian brothers, Patrick and Sean Sparks, who made a living scavenging lost
golf balls had a business rival who bashed one of them over the head at a local
course last summer and told them to "Get out, these are all ours."
Well, that didn't set well with the boys, so in October when they were driving
around, they spotted their rival and, according to Patrick, decided to "fix
this bastard up once and for all." What ensued was a cross town assault,
with the Sparks brothers in a high speed chase, throwing empty beer bottles at
the other car as they raced around local highways. According to police reports,
the rival ran three red lights trying to get away. Finally, the victim headed
for a local police station and parked his car outside. That didn't stop the
Sparks brothers! They proceeded to break the passenger window out of the guy's
car and launched their assault - in full view of police security cameras! The
victim was badly beaten before police could come to their rescue. In the end,
not only were the boys given prison terms for intentionally causing serious
injury, reckless conduct endangering serious injury and damage to property, they
had also found out they had beaten the wrong man! Said Sean, "I can't
believe it. I'm sick in the stomach. I don't know what to think now. If that
wasn't (him), this poor person that we done it to didn't even deserve it."
"Beer Tosser"
Update: Attorney Says "He's Not a Villain!" -
The attorney for John Frank Green, the man authorities believe set off the
Pacers Ron Artest by tossing a cup on him as he lay on the scorer's table,
claims his client did nothing wrong and that it's the media that's portraying
him negatively. "Everyone is targeting him as the villain," Sean
Patrick Smith said about his client. "He's
not a villain. The Pacers are the villains." Later, after his
client made the moronic statement, "If they're going to charge me, charge.
But what are they going to charge me with?" Smith quickly followed-up with
"If he did it, the most he did was throw a cup of ice. Now he's being made
out to be a monster."
"Fan
in White Hat" Update: Guess
Who's Got a Criminal Record? - John Frank Green, the man
identified as the "fan in the white hat" who authorities now believe
started the melee at the Palace of Auburn Hills when he threw a cup of beer on
Pacer Ron Artest, has apparently been in trouble with the law before and is
currently on probation. According to Oakland County Prosecutor David Gorcyca
(ironically, a former neighbor) Mr. Green has several previous criminal
convictions, including one for felony assault with intent to do great bodily
harm. We hope he was holding that beer for a friend, because a condition of
Green's probation was that he not drink alcohol, in part because of previous
drunken-driving convictions. Below is a list
of his offenses:
We
Have Arrived Part 2: Paper
Blames BadJocks for Getting Boozing Virginia Tech Kicker in Trouble -
Earlier this week we were proud to report our first mention in Sports
Illustrated (see link below) and now we've gotten mentioned in the press a
second time. This time though, it's in regards to our story earlier this week
about Hokies placekicker Brandon Pace who stupidly posted pictures of himself
boozing it up online . . . and he's not quite 21 yet. Now we read in Wednesday's
Virginian-Pilot that Brandon is in some hot water, and of course, we get the
blame. Here's a quote from the article: "But Monday, fame became infamy
for Pace. His activities after the whistle landed him on a few Web sites,
including badjocks.com, where he led the site’s “Who did something stupid
today?” section. A link was posted to an online photo album, which took
viewers to webshots.com, a site that allows users to post their digital pictures
in a slideshow format for their friends to view. Pace posted several pictures,
many of them showing him consuming alcohol. Walk-on Jesse Allen, Tech’s backup
fullback, is also seen drinking in some of the pictures." (At
right Brandon in his now famous "beer bong" picture.)
According to the article, Hokies coach Frank Beamer is aware of the photos and
has talked to Pace. Said Beamer, “I think it’s a privacy issue between his
family, Brandon and this football team. That’s about all I’ve got to say
about it,” except to add that Tech officials “sure don’t condone underage
drinking.” Will Brandon Pace receive any kind of punishment from the
university? Stay tuned.
Update: Washington Post Refers to BadJocks as "Obscure Internet Site" (Last
section)
BadJocks Update: Arrested
Michigan Football Star May Have Been Serial Masturbator! More details
are coming out about the story surrounding the arrest of Wolverine starting
defensive lineman Larry Harrison Jr.. Harrison was arrested outside the
residence of five female students as he fondled himself while watching them
through a window . . . but authorities believe this is not the first time he's
done this. Cops are trying to connect Harrison to as many as 15 similar
incidents dating back to August of this year. According to reports, the
perpetrator would knock on the window of a house or apartment to get the
attention of the young women inside, as he masturbated . . . sometimes with a
t-shirt over his head. At the scene of one incident officers caught the license
plate of a car belonging to Harrison's father . . . and then spotted the car
again near the scene of the most recent incident, which led them to observe Jr.
in all his glory. Even U of M coach Lloyd Carr was stunned at the charges,
saying that they were ". . . very alarming. I can only hope they are not
true."
Father
Uses T-Ball Coach's Head For Batting Practice in Front of 7-year-Olds
- Oh yeah, we've seen plenty of angry youth baseball
parents at BadJocks over the years, but this is the first time we can remember a
parent attacking a coach at PRACTICE. Usually, they can wait until an
"important" t-ball game later in the season when the championship is
on the line, but not this time. Apparently, the wife of David Lomita went to
pick up her son's baseball cap and T-shirt from the coach, David Kramer, who not
only refused to hand over the items, but allegedly made a joke about her
husband's coaching of the team last season. (Can you see where this is going?)
Of course, she went home, told her husband and an angry Lomita returned to the
practice field and the two men fought until other parents separated them.
Apparently not satisfied with the damage he had inflicted, Lomita then picked up
a baseball bat and hit the coach in the head, leg and arm in front of the
shocked kids, according to police. The team is part of the Livingston, New
Jersey American Little League.
Bizarre
Police/Hockey Bad Jock Combination - You know, you do a site like this
for four years and you think nothing will ever really surprise you . . . then
something like this comes along: a female Minnesota state trooper has been
suspended after it was discovered that the accident she got into on a highway
going 110 mph with her lights and sirens blaring was not because she saw someone
run a red light as she originally claimed. No, she was trying to get a fellow
officer--who's car had broken down--to a hockey game featuring the state police
team! Fortunately, no one was seriously hurt in the accident.
That's Entertainment! New
Jersey HS Football Players "Voluntarily" Perform in Nude Skit at
Summer Football Camp - It's just what every father dreams of: to see his
son grow up, make the HS football team and then dance naked in front of his
teammates at football camp! The Morris Regional School District in New Jersey
has reprimanded several football coaches after a local newspaper reported that sophomore
players performed in a variety of "nude skits" and "nude
relays" at Camp Lohikan in Lake Como, Pa. last summer. Although the
coaches warned players about hazing and claimed to have no knowledge of the
incidents, they were accused for not providing adequate supervision. Newspaper
reports claim that at the camp, one skit ended with sophomores spraying ketchup
and mustard on a naked teammate seated in a chair, while upperclassmen laughed.
In the coaches defense School Superintendent Henry Kiernan claimed the
hyperactive boys were, "acting out outrageous kinds of activities, fun and
games -- stuff you would see on TV and elsewhere."
HS
Baseball Players Make Videotape of Themselves Having Sex With Underage Girl in
Motel Room - Six baseball players from Tooele High School in Utah have
been suspended and could face criminal charges for allegedly making a sexually
explicit videotape of themselves--and a lone young lady--in a motel room while
on a road trip in March. No charges have been filed yet because of the ages of
the students involved and the fact that the sex acts appear to be consensual. On
the other hand, if some of the boys were over 18 and this girl was underage,
they could face child pornography charges.
From the BadJocks Archive: This
is the second HS baseball team in the past several months to get caught
videotaping themselves in a sex act!
Disturbing
NBA News - We missed this one last week: Joseph Qatato, 44, the Indiana
Pacers equipment manager was arrested last week at a Birmingham, Michigan hotel
and charged with indecent exposure after appearing naked and fondling himself in
front of the window of his second-story suite about 8 a.m. Quipped Birmingham
Police Chief, and part time comedian, Richard Patterson, "Apparently he was
proud of his equipment. He wanted to show it off." This is great news
because they needed a new equipment manager for one of the expansion PeNBA
teams.
Body
Slammed for Stupidity - A man by the name of Ed Leslie (known to
wrestling fans of the 90's as Brutus 'The Barber' Beefcake) caused an anthrax
scare in Boston area subway system last week when he left his bag of cocaine
in the toll booth where he was working and a woman who saw it though it was
poison and called the haz-mat team. Beefcake, a pal of Hulk Hogan who's face
got smashed up in a freak hang gliding accident, is reportedly now in rehab.
(Thanks to AllAccess.com for the link!)
Catholic
School Booster Club Puts Ad for Porn Site in Girl's Basketball Program -
No one has stepped forward yet, but at least one parent at Oakland Catholic High
School in Pittsburgh decided that it was okay to take the money from a local
company that provides dancers for " bachelor and bachelorette parties,
sports parties and divorce parties" and--for good measure--tacked on the
URL for an adult porn site. Said a priest/spokesman for the diocese after
hearing the contents of the ad, "Oh, my. That kind of ad is contrary to
everything we stand for!"
Here's a Headline You Won't See Everyday: Japanese
Baseball Player Now in Major Leagues Admits to Making Gay Porn Video! -
Kazuhito Tadano, who is signed with the Cleveland Indians, admitted in a press
conference that he engaged in gay sex in a film shot while he was still a
college student in his native Japan, but insists now that he is NOT a homosexual
and only "did it because I needed the money". (Isn't that what
Ben Affleck said about "Gigli?) Added his agent, Alan Nero, "This kid
didn't assault anybody. He didn't commit murder. If anything, he is guilty of
being naive." At right, what our crack research staff says is a still
from the video. We think that's him in the middle. (Thanks to Fark.com for
the link and the lead on the still.) To listen to the press conference where
Tadano repeats three times that he's not gay, click
here.
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Hockey
Player's Nasty Sucker Punch--That Resulted in Opponent's Broken Neck--Could Net
Him Permanent Ban - The punishment for a violent
NHL incident that reminds us of the Marty
McSorley incident in 2000 (one of several events that inspired BadJocks to
be created) could be decided on Thursday. The Vancouver Canucks' Todd
"Cheap Shot" Bertuzzi dropped his stick and punched Colorado rookie
Steve Moore from behind them drove him headfirst into the ice. (Blood everywhere
from what I'm told.) The NHL will make a decision on how long Bertuzzi is out of
the game, but if they asked me, I'd tell them twice as long as Moore is out. And
if--God forbid--Moore is unable to return to the game, Bertuzzi should be banned
for life AND forced to ref 8-year-old broom hockey games for the rest of his
life. (At right one of the few good images of the incident. This photo (taken
from TV) shows Bertuzzi without his stick, grabbing Moore from behind, and
winding up to intentionally punch him in the head. Avalanche GM Pierre Lacroix
called it "The cheapest shot I've ever seen." Oh, and the Canadian
cops are looking into assault charges as well.)
British
Horse Racing Scandal: Jockey Jumps Off Horse DURING Race To Avoid Win
- This is the second time in the past week that a jockey in the
UK has been suspended for what's being described as "questionable
riding" with hints that bookies may have had their hands in it. This time,
the jockey--on a horse that was challenging for the lead--suddenly popped off
his ride and somehow managed to land on his feet. Last week a rider who was 11
lengths ahead suddenly slowed his horse and--surprise!--somehow managed to lose
at the finish line.
From
Our "What Were You Thinking?" Files - An athletic director and
an assistant principal at Mesa's Mountain View High School in Arizona face
misdemeanor charges of failing to report a sexual abuse after they ignored an
incident in which a football player shoved a girl's face into his crotch during
a science class. According to the police report, the 16-year-old girl sitting
next to the 17-year-old boy when she dropped her cell phone. As she bent over to
pick it up, "Mr. Sensitivity" grabbed her head and pulled her against
his groin to make it appear she was giving him oral sex.
Smells Like Teen Spirit? HS
Football Players Booted for Urinating and Defecating on Freshman Uniforms and
Equipment - Can you blame some kids
for getting a little creative? We've all grown tired of the reports of high
school football players beating new players and even occasionally sexually
assaulting them. It's old and busted. But a group of varsity football players
for Taunton High School in Massachusetts tried to do something a little
different and got punished for it: apparently, they decided to urinate and
defecate on the uniforms and equipment of freshmen players. And, while that
kind of creativity might be celebrated in college or the pros, at the high
school level it's apparently frowned upon. As a result, School Superintendent
Donald L. Cleary said that football practices have been canceled until further
notice and several players are off the team and out of school. They may be able
to avoid being charged under the school's hazing policy since there was no
physical contact between the players and their victims, but because some of the
football equipment--owned by the school--had to be thrown out, the boys could
face criminal charges. (Thanks to Dale for the link!)
St.
Johns Basketball Sex Case Update: We didn't even have time to post the
original story in this case, where a 38-year-old woman claimed that several
basketball players from St. Johns, in Pittsburgh for an away game, raped her in
a hotel room at 2:30 in the morning. Sound odd to you? It did to us and now it
turns out she made the story up . . . but the players are still in trouble. Why?
She's actually a prostitute the boys met in a strip club and has confessed that
she made up the story after the players refused to pay her $1,000 for sex. One
story we read said that after the deed was done, they offered her $6! Another
story said they had taped the whole thing using the camera in someone's phone!
