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BadJocks Stories From the Week of August 8, 2004

Lose 9 Lbs Every 11 Days With the Fat Loss 4 Idiots Diet - The diet everyone is talking about teaches you easy-to-follow methods that make the pounds melt away . . . forever. Save 40% today

UPDATE TO MYSKINA STORY 7/20/05: JUDGE RULES PHOTOGRAPHER CAN PUBLISH PICTURES - Read about it here.
BadJocks Update: We Have the Myskina Topless Photos
- Earlier today we reported the story of Russian tennis star Anastasia Myskina who's suing GQ magazine over some topless photos taken of her two years ago. The pictures were never supposed to be published, but ended up being sold to a Russian magazine called Medved which published them this summer in their Super Giant Double July/August issue. Myskina's lawyer says she asking for $8 million in damages . . . and after seeing the pictures we can see why! These have to be the most unappealing pictures of a topless woman ever taken! Is she bored, stoned, or just not very photogenic? And some of the ones at the site are even worse, showing her on a horse in a Lady Godiva pose that almost looks like a parody . . . it's laughable. (Thanks to F*ckedSports.com for the link.) Link is not safe for work due to nudity and the fact that you might fall asleep looking at these pictures! Be sure to take our poll at left after you view them!

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Check Mate! Female Chess Grandmaster Poses for Raunchy Photos in Magazine - Okay, so it's debatable if chess is a sport or not, but most of us can agree that this chick in the fur is probably NOT Bobby Fischer and most likely NOT Boris Spaski. Nope, it's 30-year-old Woman Grandmaster Maria Manakova, who has caused a minor sensation in the otherwise stuffy world of chess with a series of raunchy photos in what appear to be Russian men's magazines. According to Ms. Manakova,  “Women use their sexuality to promote all kinds of sports, why not chess?” Why not indeed! (Thanks to our good buddies "Karlson and McKenzie" at WPDH for the link! The link to their site is Not Safe For Work.)

NFL Shocker! Terrell Owens Suggests That Former Niners Teammate Jeff Garica is Gay - In an interview in the September issue of Playboy magazine that hits newsstands Friday, the Eagles Terrell Owens offered this response when asked if former teammate Jeff Garcia is a homosexual: ''If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly, it's a rat.'' He then was asked what he would do if an NFL player admitted to being gay, Owens told Playboy: ''I just see what everyone else has to say. I'd probably keep my distance and, hopefully, he would keep his. If it was a guy who was helping us win ballgames? Hey, I'd have no problem with it. He can do what he wants to do outside my everyday life.''
Update: Jeff Garcia responded to Owens with the following statement: "I’m here to win football games with the Cleveland Browns. I turned the page, I have moved on. It’s really a waste of my time to sit here and have to answer to such ridiculous, untrue comments that are made out there in the world today. So many people know my situation here. It has never been a secret. It has been written about my girlfriend and about my girlfriends in the past. I don't have a problem about myself, my teammates don’t have a problem with me, and we know what it is. I am here to win football games with the Cleveland Browns and that’s what it is all about.”

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British Soccer Coach Sex Scandal Update: The Other Woman, Faria Alam, Tells All . . . and We do Mean All! - Leave it to the Brits to make a boring sport like soccer more exciting with a great sex scandal. Earlier this year we had Mr. Posh Spice (David Beckham) allegedly having an affair with his wife's lesbian personal assistant. Now, the coach of England's national team nearly lost his job over an affair with a woman who was a secretary for the Football Association, the sport's governing body . . . while she was also having an affair with it's director. Got all that? Doesn't matter when you read the sordid details of her sexual romps (UK tabloid News of the World paid her to talk) with Coach Sven Goran Eriksson, including this passage: "I gave him one of my Deep Throat jobs and he suddenly shouted out, 'Oh my God! What are you doing to me'." Details and more sexy photos of former model--turned professional mistress--Faria Alam can be found in the story titled "My Crazy Sex With Sven".

Prosecutors in Kobe Rape Case Ask for Delay - Just a day after their star witness filed a civil lawsuit against NBA star Kobe Bryant, and just two weeks before jury selection in the trial was supposed to begin (August 27) prosecutors asked the judge to delay the upcoming criminal trial . . . indefinitely.

#171! In Middle of Trial, Coach Admits Guilt - In a bold legal maneuver in the middle of a sexual battery trial, former Ohio teacher and coach Timothy Rosato pleaded guilty to two counts of sexual battery involving three former former students.
#170!
David Kanouse, a coach with the Waukesha Youth Football League in Wisconsin, was charged with possession of child pornography after police raided his apartment and seized computers and other materials.
#169!
Sergio Martinez, a 29-year-old youth baseball coach who installs security alarms in the Phoenix area was arrested for alleged sex offenses involving a 13 year old male.

What Do You Mean That's Not Hair Gel? Defense Attorney for Accused Coach Wants "DNA Testing" Done in Classrooms Where Hankie-Panky Allegedly Occurred: Update on HS Coach Sex Scandal #167 - Stephen Reich, 25, an English teacher/ boys' basketball coach at Charlestown High School in southern Indiana, was accused of having sexual relations with at least two HS girls more than 80 times in various locked school rooms during the past school year. Because of the seriousness of the charges (a "career killer" according to his lawyer, duh!) his attorney wants cops to go back to the school and look for possible, uh "DNA evidence" that might still be hanging around! "Given where scientific testing and DNA is these days, they can still go back to the classroom where this supposedly happened ... and at least do some investigating there," counsel Daniel Moore said. "If it happened in a classroom, if it happened somewhere on school premises ... (they should) perform some kind of testing to determine whether there was this kind of activity there." Our only comment at this point: ewww!

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Purple Sex Toys? Update on HS Coach Sex Scandal #164 - When first reported, all we had on the story about Charlie Alexander, JV football coach at Douglas Byrd High School in North Carolina, has that he had been charged with a number of offenses after a teenaged relative complained to police. Sometimes it takes us a few days, but we always get the details on a story like that! Seems that Coach Alexander asked the 14-year-old girl, who's reportedly related to him, over to his house, and once there told her to grab some beer from the kitchen and proceeded to play drinking games with her using a deck of cards with nude photos on them. After she got sick (naturally) and cleaned herself up, Alexander allegedly brought out some purple sex toys and started using them on her, then tried to have sex. Of course, Alexander denies the story, but guess what the cops found when they searched his house? Purple sex toys, a deck of cards with nude photos on them, and two pictures of the girl.

End if Criminal Trial for Kobe? Accuser Files Civil Lawsuit - The woman who accused NBA star Kobe Bryant of rape has now sued him in federal court for an "unspecified amount of monetary damages", serioulsy raising a question of whether a criminal trial will take place. Our friends at TheSmokingGun.com have the actual civil complaint! Read it for yourself here.

#168! Coach/Substitute Teacher Caught Taking Pictures of Naked Girl in Bushes Outside Hospital You know, we never thought we'd be writing a headline like that, but then we never reported on J. Douglas Tullis who used to sub at the Visalia Unified School District in California and also served as the girls basketball coach at Mt. Whitney High School. Tullis, who faces several serious child sex charges, was caught when--I'm not making this up!--someone called 911 after seeing a young girl and a man in the bushes near Veteran's Hospital. When police arrived, they found a 17-year-old girl half naked and Tullis was taking pictures. (Apparently the light is really good there and what can you say about the foliage outside a hospital for setting the right mood?) When they searched his house, it got worse: they found close to 100 compromising video tapes and several hundred CDs. Detectives are now reviewing through those tapes to find out how many people might be involved and just what ages they might be. According to one report, so much material was found at Tullis' house that it took nine investigators about five days to review it all. Link has video news report.

#167! Cops Allege More Than 80 Encounters Behind Locked Classroom Doors! "It's hard to believe that that amount of sex could be taking place in the school without nobody knowing it." Stephen Reich, 25, was in his first year as an English teacher and boys' basketball coach at Charlestown High School in Indiana and seemed to have it made. He was a well respected teacher and coach and, oh by the way, allegedly having sex on a daily basis at the school with several different HS girls . . . until one of them found out he was also doing her best friend. Police say they've documented more than 80 sexual encounters between Reich and the students, and according to Jeffersonville Police Detective Charlie Thompson some of the sexual activity took place on school grounds at Charlestown and added, "They advised me that most of it was taking place in his classroom, during school hours, during lunch period, it took place in the coach's office, down by the gymnasium. Some of it did take place here in Jeffersonville. The more I talked to the girls, listened to their stories, listened to what they said, at first it was hard to believe that that amount of sex could be taking place in the school without nobody knowing it." Link includes video news reports.  (Thanks to Dwayne V. for the tip!)
#165!
Gary Coleman, 52, used to be Bronx public school teacher and also coached a neighborhood basketball team. Last week he was found guilty of sexually abusing three of his young players, and at one point even paying them--$20 to $200 for--sexual favors. Mr. Coleman's abuse apparently came to light when the boys told him they wanted to play for another team. That announcement made Coleman so angry that he yelled at the victims, which surprised another coach who reported it.
#164! Charlie Alexander, JV football coach at Douglas Byrd High School in North Carolina, has been charged with a number of sex offenses after a teenaged relative complained to police.

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Youth Soccer Coach Takes Team to Amsterdam, Allegedly Allows 14-Year-Olds to Hire Hookers - Is it just me, or are coaches getting stupider? Who would let kids that young hire hookers? Especially when there's probably a lot of free action out there already? (Just kidding!) Coach Bill Burton, 61, who coaches the "elite" Black Watch Soccer Club U14 Rob Roy team is under investigation after several parents complained that he allowed some of the teenage boys to have sex with prostitutes while the squad was there for a tournament in Holland. (Thanks to Our Good Friend for the link!)

Russian Tennis Star Sues GQ Over Topless Photos - No, it's not Anna Kournikova. Not even the reigning Wimbledon champ, hottie Maria Sharapova. No the Russian tennis star in question here is lanky brunette named Anastasia Myskina . . . who's not exactly chopped caviar, but she's no Anna. Ms. Myskina apparently posed for a spread in the October 2002 edition of GQ, which included one approved photo of her--fully clothed--along with a brief profile. For some reason, during this shoot she also allowed the photographer to take photos of her appearing shirtless which somehow ended up in the July/August 2004 issue of a Russian magazine called Medved. Myskina's lawyer claims his client retained the right to approve the photos prior to publication, and resale was not permitted in the contract. She wants $8 million in damages. (Thanks to Artie Bigley for the great link!) 

Photographer at Cheerleading Camp Arrested for Hiding Video Camera in Girl's Shower - Ah, the joys of summer camp! Fresh air, sunshine and creeps hiding digital cameras in the shower. Okay, that last one may NOT have been in the brochure for the cheerleading camp for Texas high schools held at the University of the Incarnate Word, but police now believe that's what's been going on all summer. According to the cops, the hidden device was discovered when one girl came out of the shower and saw a towel in an "awkward place",  lifted it up and found a video camera hidden underneath. She took it upon herself to look at the camera and the tape inside, and saw a person that  she recognized. That led police to arrest Charles Qualls, the professional photographer hired by the camp to take non-naked pictures of the young ladies, and seized computer equipment and video tapes from his home and studio. The computers are now at a Fort Worth crime lab where investigators have the difficult task of going through hundreds of images of girls on them. So far they have identified 13 victims from schools in towns all over the state including Cisco, Eastland, San Antonio and Houston. Qualls allegedly also had a website, but don't bother looking for it: it's already been shut down by authorities. (Link requires registration.)
BONUS: Qualls is also charged with videotaping girls undressing in the bathroom of his photography studio. (Second story.)

#164! Former HS coach and gym teacher--now middle school principal--arrested on charges he had sex with three underage girls in the late 90s. Michael Sims has been the principal at Park Middle for the last three years and has been with the Atlanta Public Schools system for 13 years. (Only three more cases to tie last year's record of 167!)

Quincy Carter Update: Union Likely to File Grievance - The NFL Players Association likely will file a grievance on behalf of quarterback Quincy Carter because teams are prohibited from releasing a player for a failed drug test.


 

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