Diets Don't Work - If you'd like to learn how to lose body fat
permanently--even in your flabbiest spots--without drugs, without supplements and
without screwing up your metabolism, then this will be the most important
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Quincy Carter Update - Former
Cowboy's QB Insists, "Cocaine Has Never Been an Issue for Me" - Club sources said
team wasn't comfortable with Carter's being one failed drug test away from a
four game suspension, so they ended the relationship. Details
How 'Bout
Them Cowboys! ESPN Says Starting Dallas QB Cut
After Failing Drug Test - We
haven't heard this confirmed by the team, or former starter Quincy Carter, but
you had to believe there was some serious reason for Jerry Jones and Bill Parcells
to let him go with only 40-year-old Vinny Testaverde, and untested former
baseball player Drew Henson, to step in. According to ESPN, Carter failed a team-administered drug
test after already being in the NFL substance-abuse program, having previously tested positive for an
illegal substance. Asked about the decision, Cowboys owner Jerry "Pinocchio"
Jones, “We made a decision to move in a different direction.” What
BadJocks wants to know is, "Was it weed? And if so, was it part of Nate
Newton's legendary 213
lb stash?"
Kobe
Bryant Update: Accuser May Drop Case - According to one of her lawyers,
the woman who accused Kobe Bryant of rape last summer will discuss with prosecutors whether she will go ahead with the criminal case because she fears the release of court documents about her sex life threatens her chance of getting a fair
hearing.
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#163! Girls HS soccer coach, Jose "Chema"
Arana,
accused of inviting some of his teen-aged daughter's friends over of a slumber
party, bought them booze, then got them all drunk and is accused
of sexually assaulting a 15-year-old. Place in Hell almost guaranteed.
(Thanks to Justin Genevick for the link!)
Yer
Outta Here! Virginia Tech Suspends QB Marcus Vick for Entire Season -
Poor Marcus. The younger brother of Atlanta Falcons star Michael Vick was convicted in May on three counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor after he and two teammates gave alcohol to 14- and 15-year-old girls at their apartment.
On the plus side, Vick was actually acquitted of a charge of having sex with one of the
underage gals. It looked like he might just have to sit out a few games until
his arrest last month on charges of reckless driving and marijuana possession after
cops pulled him over doing 86 mph.
Say
What? The "Other Man" in the Kobe Case - Defense experts says DNA evidence shows that the 20-year-old woman who accuses Kobe Bryant of rape had sex with another man--known
only as Mr. X-- in the hours AFTER her encounter with him.
Wacky
Nun Says English Soccer Coach Should Be Fired for Sex With League Secretary
- Sister Ruth Augustus has launched a one-woman crusade to get England's coach, Sven Goran Eriksson,
fired and stood outside the Football Association HQ in London yesterday (with a
giant three-foot statue of the Virgin Mary), demanding his dismissal. Sister
Ruth, who wore an England jersey over her traditional habit, said she was
furious about the Swede's affair with 38-year-old FA secretary Faria Alam. When
she's not pissed off about soccer, Sister Augustus, 64, lugs the statue with her
around the world, having visited more than 200 countries. Oh, and she's also predicted the world will end in
2006.
That'll
Make Your Javelin Stand Up! My interest in the Olympic Games may just have
crept up a notch or two with the release of the September Issue of FHM magazine
which salutes Team USA's Golden Girls. The issue features standout female athletes with a special gatefold cover and photo portfolio featuring, left to right; Logan Tom, volleyball team member; swimmers Amanda Beard
and Haley Cope; Jenny Adams and high jumper Amy Acuff. Click
here for story and picture.)
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Mepham
HS Football Hazing Story Update - Ah, the hazing story that NEVER ends!
It's been almost a year now since several football players from Mepham HS on
Long Island were accused of attacking some of their younger teammates with golf
balls, broom handles and pine cones at a football camp. Eventually, most of them
did some time in a juvenile center and most of the coaches lost their jobs. Well
now, the former coaches have decided to sue the attackers, and their parents,
for $20 million claiming they knew or should have known that their sons were "prone to acts of violence and demonstrated a vicious and dangerous propensity to commit assault and battery upon others."
(Thanks to Our Good Friend for the link!)
From
Our "I Wish You Hadn't Told Me About That Department": Former
WWE She-male Wrestler Chyna to Release Home Sex Video - Ever since Paris
Hilton made a name for herself by "accidentally" releasing a homemade
sex video just as her series on Fox was making its debut, borderline stars have
tried to use the same method to launch or relaunch their carries. So far, it
doesn't seem to have worked to well for Gena Lee Nolin or Jenna from
"Survivor" but that hasn't stopped former pro wrestler Joanie Laurer,
a.k.a Chyna in front of a home video camera from cavorting in bed with ex-fiancé, wrestler Sean
Waltman, a.k.a. X-Pac.
Apparently the news first broke on the Howard Stern show and now the National
Enquirer is reporting that Laurer is actually shopping for a distributor for the
video! The newsstand version of the Enquirer apparently has some still photos
from the video which is described as "pretty hot" by an unnamed source
who obviously has never seen two men go at it before. The source goes on to say
that "There's even a segment where she puts on some leather gear and twirls swords that look straight out of
'Xena: Warrior Princess'!
It's really bizarre!" No kidding! Look, there may be some guys out there who are
into her, but Chyna is right up there after Bea Arthur on the list of
"Celebrities I Don't Want to See Naked."
We Found It! Duke's
Reggie Love Passed Out at Frat Party - A long time BadJocks reader was
trying to find this story (and photos) and asked us to help. We had a vague recollection
of the event, but with the help of some other readers were were able to relive
one of the Blue Devils' finer moments from the past few years. Here they are: photos
of Reggie Love being taken advantage of after passing out at a frat party.
Kobe
Bryant Trial Update - Hearing transcripts released this week show that a month before the judge
ruled that the accuser's sex life could be used as evidence, prosecutors told him such a ruling would
" force them to re-evaulate their chances of winning a conviction."
Crybaby
of the Week: Astro's
Roger Clemens Ejected From Baseball Game . . . Being Played by 10-Year-Olds
- Leave it to the Rocket to join the ranks of parents everywhere who take the fun
out of youth sports. Over the weekend the future Hall of Famer was watching his son,
Kacy, compete in a 10-and-under game--for
one of these over hyped traveling all star teams--when Clemens contested a call at second base that went against
the Katy Cowboys. After spitting sunflower seeds at an umpire's leg,
a field supervisor (read that as "an adult who has learned to control
himself in public") asked Clemens to leave. The Cowboys eventually lost the game to the Bakersfield Curve, 11-5.
(Thanks to Brian for the tip!)
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Old & Busted? Monkey Knife Fights. New Hotness? Orangutan Boxing! Well, things seem to have gone to the animals here at BadJocks
lately, what with the squirrels stealing golf balls story below and this new
one: Members of the International Primate Protection League has called on Thailand to ban controversial kickboxing fights between endangered
orangutans which are being held daily at a Bangkok wildlife park. The orange-furred
apes wear boxing gloves and shorts and are put into a ring where they are encouraged
beat the crap out of their opponents using fists, knees, elbows and feet. And
here's the best part: the people running Safari World start each fight with the Rocky movie theme and
feature chimpanzees wearing bikinis carrying cards with the bout number! Just
one request: can we have one of the monkeys beat the crap out of Tonya Harding?
I would SO pay to see that!
#162! Third
Coach in Four Years at Same HS Arrested for Sex With Student!
Is there something in the water in Cedar City, Utah? In 2001 a wrestling coach at
the school reportedly had sex with a female student. In 2002 there was an incident involving a volleyball
coach. And now, Mark Thiele, 36, who taught German and was the swimming coach,
has charged with unlawful sexual activity with a 16- or 17-year old female.
Damn
Thieving Squirrels! For years, golfers have had to endure a variety of disruptions
on the golf course, but lately players at the Riverside Golf Course in Edmonton,
Alberta have faced a new challenge: squirrels stealing golf balls!
According to reportedly sober eye-witnesses (but you know golfers), the little
rodents sit waiting along the 10th and 18th holes for balls that land on the fairways, then dart out to grab them and
run away with their prize. (At right, a photo of one thief caught in the act. If
you know the whereabouts of this suspect, please contact the Edmonton Police.)
According
to Riverside apprentice golf pro Dillon Wilder this activity has been going on
for years, but is particularly bad this summer adding, "People claim that the squirrels take only the good
balls. It gets expensive." Apparently, the squirrels aren't storing the balls the way they do
acorns, but instead take them up trees and stuff them in magpie nests. Said Carl
Spackler, I mean, Wilder, "It's like they're teaching the kids. They're seeing their parents do it and think it's right."
Wilder didn't specifically mention the negative influence of TV, rap music,
and R-rated movies on the young squirrels, but we all know they cause rodents to
get hooked on crack and steal to support their habits. The use of plastic
explosives to get rid of the "varmits" has also not been ruled out.
More
Teen Rugby Violence in New Zealand - The quiet island seems to have
become the center of the universe for teen rugby violence in the past year, with
the most recent brawl ending with a referee being punched. Just before halftime
in an under-17 game between Ardmore Marist and Pakuranga on Saturday a brawl
broke out. According to referee Paul Devane, "One of the Ardmore Marist players came towards me and said he was going to smash my face
in. He came forward and threw his shoulder back as though he was going to hit me. Then there was a rush of players and a taller player leaned over and hit my face with his fist. It wasn't too good - disappointing more than anything because I was quite enjoying the game."
Woman
Arrested for DUI Driving Golf Cart - Yet another in our long string of
golf cart stories here at BadJocks: This time, a 32-year-ld New Jersey woman, Svetlana
Adelizzi,
was arrested for drunken driving after police received a call about someone was
driving a golf cart down the middle of the road at 5 am. Police eventually
located Adelizzi on Moss Mill Road, but she refused to pull over until they put
on their siren, later telling them she was lost and trying to get home.
Unfortunately for Adelizzi, she was four miles away and heading the wrong
direction. She was charged with drunken driving after failing a breath test, reckless driving, driving without a license and operating an unregistered vehicle.
Story
of the Week! Homely Stripper Accused of "Inappropriate Sexual Contact"
With HS Wrestler in Motel Room - Well, I must admit it's been a slow month here at
BadJocks, except for the New Zealand Rugby Streaker last week (see bottom of the
page), but I think this story may make up for it. Seems that a group of HS
wrestlers were in Fargo this week as part of the week long USA Wrestling
tournament being held there. Some of the guys from one team were hanging out at
the pool at the Rodeway Inn between matches when they met a nice young
20-year-old lady. Later, when she was back in her room, one of the boys walked by her door and she invited him
in. Up until that point, no crimes had been committed, but that was about to
change. The 14-year-old wrestler later told police that while he was not forced into anything,
there was sexual contact involved touching--but no intercourse--with Tonia
Swiggum who listed her occupation as an exotic dancer. (That's her mug shot
to the right, but it looks more like a talent photo you'd see at a comedy club.)
Oh, and did I mention there was another wrestler in the room at the time
watching all this? (What no video kid?) Anyway, a chaperone eventually learned where the boys
were as it was approaching curfew time, got them out of the room and called police.
Apparently, in North Dakota if an adult who has sexual contact with a child under 15 can
she can be charged with gross sexual imposition, a class A felony, and could
face as many as 20 years in prison. While those charges have not been filed
yet against Ms. Swiggum, she was taken in on counts of preventing arrest and assaulting a police officer because she kicked
one of the arresting officers. Smart move. Link
requires registration. (Thanks to our good friend Ron Hunter at Power 96 for
the tip!)
