Male Cheerleading Coach Accused of Having Sex Multiple Times w. 17-Year-Old Girl: Four Months Ago His Coaching Friend Was Arrested for the Same Thing! - Neil Finger, the 28-year-old owner of Vancouver Cheer Academy in Washington, was arrested this week, accused of having sex multiple times with a 17-year-old girl he was supposed to be coaching. Looking for today's bit of irony? Finger talked to local TV station KATU this past summer when a friend of his, cheerleading coach David Chatman, was arrested for alleged sexual contact with a 16-year-old. At the time, Finger was quoted as saying that he "hoped parents and other cheerleaders would continue to have faith in coaches who work hard to earn their trust." And somehow, he said that with a straight face while allegedly doing another teen. Men are pigs. (KOMO)

Link Dump Wednesday - So many stories, so little time, so I'll just post as many of them as I can this morning and fill in the gaps later if it's needed.
BadJocks' Favorite Australian Cricket Star, Shane Warne, in Trouble Again - He now ex-wife, Simone Callahan, told a woman's magazine she caught Warne cheating on her while he was in London after he accidentally sent a text message to her that was intended for his mistress, "Hey beautiful...the back door's open." Ouch!
BadJocks First? Man Streaks . . . Croquet Club? - Members of the Takaro Croquet Club in Palmerston North got more than they bargained for at their club day on Sunday morning.
Two Young Swedish Women Win Right to Swim Topless - Before you start celebrating this win for "equal rights" take a look at their pic.
Back-up Ohio State QB Arrested for Soliciting Prostitute - What, did the Buckeyes suddenly run out of slutty drunken coeds? That's umpossible!
Elsewhere in the Big 10, Drunk Wisconsin Couple Banned From Camp Randall Stadium After Being Caught Having Sex in Women's Bathroom - Another female fan approached a cop during last Saturday's game and said “They’re going at it pretty good,” while pointing to a restroom outside sections JJ and KK. 
Former Major League All-Star Jose Offerman Pleads Not Guilty to Assault Charges That He Hit Opposing Players With Baseball Bat - In fact, Offerman's lawyer, Frank Riccio has said he doesn't believe his client struck the players with a bat, despite video and stills of the incident.
Right in the BadJocks Backyard: Michigan Girls HS Golf Team Have Team T-Shirt's Censored - Apparently, in Haslett, Michigan young ladies don't wear shirts that say "Grip It and Rip It." Would you let your daughter wear one? Apparently, it doesn't bother the gals at Odessa High School.
NFL Bans Cheerleaders From "Warming Up" in Front of Opposing Team's Bench - Apparently the big strong men who play pro football are easily distracted by---hey look, a shiny object!
British Teen Tennis Stars in Trouble for Postings on Social Networking Site - Ever heard of Bebo.com? Don't worry, you will, after two of the UK's top young tennis players, David Rice, 18, and Naomi Broady, 17, posted information and pictures on the site deemed "unprofessional behaviour" by the Lawn Tennis Association.

Sports Meltdown Madness? - It was a weekend to top all weekends when it comes to sports meltdowns. Is there something in the water? Global warming? Or are we seeing the last vestiges of 'roid rage before the supply runs out? (See earlier story below.) Whatever the cause, there were at least three stories from the past weekend that we can't ignore.
#1: San Diego Padres Left Fielder Milton Bradley - Talk about shooting yourself in the foot . . . or in this case, the knee. Bradley will miss the remainder of the season--and possibly all of 2008--after tearing the anterior cruciate ligament in his right knee Sunday . . . while being restrained by one of his own coaches after getting into an argument with an umpire?
#2: Atlanta Falcons Cornerback DeAngelo Hall - Hall's meltdown was possibly the most damaging to his team. The Falcons, already missing quarterback Michael Vick, were ahead of the Carolina Panthers Sunday when Hall drew not one, but three penalties for a total of 67 yards that kept alive Carolina's game-tying drive in the third quarter of the Panthers' 27-20 win. His subsequent meltdown on the sidelines following that touchdown may result in "substantial discipline" that may include a suspension. 
#3: Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy - Despite the fact his team just knocked off previously unbeaten Texas Tech 49-45 on Saturday, Gundy decided to spend his entire post-game news conference to screaming about an unflattering column written in The Oklahoman by Jenni Carlson about back-up quarterback Bobby Reid. On Monday, Gundy refused to back down from any of his comments. Watch the video below.

DEA Makes Record Steroid Bust: Is This How Professional Sports Will Look in a Few Months? - Let's hope the boys in professional sports from the Arena Football League to the WWE stocked up on their "performance enhancing substances" because it's going to be a long skinny winter if they didn't. At right is a picture of a paunchy Jack Black and his skinny sidekick from the comedy "Nacho Libre" . . . but it could also be a glimpse into the future without steroids. Once massive, muscle-bound jocks could either turn to flab or skin and bones, but either way, it's not going to be pretty. Why? This week, Federal drug official completed an 18 month investigation into the underground steroid market and arrested 124 people and busted 56 labs in 27 states. All told, the Drug Enforcement Agency seized more than 500 pounds of raw materials and 11.4 million steroid dosage units, enough according to experts, to supply hundreds of users . . . but not anymore. The haul included anabolic steroids, human growth hormone and insulin growth factor, most of it from--where else?--China, and often times in "filthy conditions with no regard to safety." Start taking pics of your favorite athletes now fellas, so you can remember them as they were. (CNN)

HS Football Coach Finds Topless Picture of Woman, 35, on Teen's Cell Phone - You don't find stories like this every day! This week, a grand jury in Idaho indicted Sheryl Nawahine, 35, of Fruitland, Idaho on three counts of sexual battery of a minor between the ages of 16 and 17 years old. Police say that the woman carried on an inappropriate " electronic relationship" with an underage boy from early August until early September of this year . . . and, as evidence, they have more than 900 text messages that the two exchanged. Most are too sexually graphic for the local media to print (yes, we're trying get our hands on them) but suffice it to say, Nawahine--who has a teenaged daughter and other young children--knew she would get in trouble and reportedly several times in the text messages told the teen that what they were doing was wrong, but then minutes later would send more graphic messages. And here's the kicker: this illicit affair was busted when the football coach at Fruitland High School saw Nawahine's topless picture on the boy's cell phone. Oh yeah, he turned her in . . . but it gets better: when confronted about the image, the boy told police that he also got sexy streaming videos of Nawahine, including a picture of her "on a table laying backwards with her breasts exposed and her tugging on her thong." The boy openly admitted in a statement that, “The video was of her masturbating with a vibrator, naked,” but that he thought Nawahine “was just a big flirt and that she talked a lot, but it was never acted on.” At right, Sheryl Nawahine's mug shot. (KTVB)

Cops Have to Mace College Football Players to End Post-Game Brawl - You know your, uh, "student athletes" have gotten out-of-hand when cops have to come in and start a mass macing of them after the game. According to reports, the entire game between North Carolina Central and rival North Carolina A &T was tense and got worse when it ended in a game saving interception in the end zone. At that point, victorious visiting NCCU players stormed  the field and began jumping on the A&T logo following the 27-22 win. Punches and helmets allegedly started flying at that point, coaches jumped in to try and break things up, and then came the cops and stadium security. With mace in hand (apparently their tasers were in the shop for repair) they started spraying everyone involved--including players still in uniform. So far, only one player has been suspended, but both schools have launched an investigation and have issued statements apologizing for the brawl. (News-Record) I'm still looking for video of this, but Jerry Wolford at the News-Record has a whole series of great photos from the incident here.

Spin Rage? NY Broker Accused of Becoming Enraged, Throwing Grunting Guy and His Bike During Class - Yes, people at the gym can be annoying. And sometimes, you just want to pop them one, especially after you get all that testosterone flowing. But tossing a guy AND his bike because he was grunting in a spinning class? Dude, what were you doing riding a bike indoors in the first place? Christopher Carter, 44, a broker at Maxim Investments Group, faces misdemeanor assault charges after Stuart Sugarman claims he just enjoying the "euphoric experience" of cycling and was making noises when Carter yelled over to him to "shut up," according to Sugarman's lawyer. At that point, the grunter yelled back, "This is spin class. If you don't like it, leave. Stop being such a baby." At that point, the lawyer says, Carter walked over and lifted the bike, WITH SUGARMAN ON IT into the air and flipped it over. (AP)

New Zealand Broadcaster and Former Rugby Star Streaks Match - Can you imagine the outcry if a former NFL player, turned broadcaster, was at a college game and decided to streak across the field? That's approximately what happened in New Zealand this past week (okay I'm not sure how close a comparison it is because I know very little about NZ rugby, but go along with it for now, okay?) as television personality and former All Black star Marc "Attention Whore" Ellis ran naked across the field during a provincial rugby match in Greymouth. No cops or security approached him at the time and, unless someone files a complaint, apparently no charges will be filed against Ellis for the romp. Gotta love those Kiwis! (Stuff)
Australian College Girls Who Streaked AFL Game in Their Underwear Apologize, Say They Probably Won't Do It Again - Probably?

Stripped! Cyclist Floyd Landis Loses Doping Appeal, Must Forfeit 2006 Tour de France Win - In a move that surprised virtually no one, except maybe Floyd, arbitrators voted to strip him of the championship, upholding the results of a test that showed Landis used synthetic testosterone to fuel his spectacular comeback victory. (AP)