Young Female Authors Turn Story of "Oral Sex for Hockey Players" at East Coast Prep School Milton Academy Into Hit Soft Core Porn Book - Well, I know what I'm going to be doing, uh, research on this weekend! Abigail Jones and Marissa Miley both graduated from Milton Academy, an elite prep school near Boston, so when they heard about a scandal at the school they decided to turn it into a book. BadJocks readers may remember it as the HS Hockey Hummer story from February 2005 where five members of the boy's hockey team were expelled for receiving oral sex from a 15-year-old sophomore girl in the locker room. School officials and parents were shocked (shocked I tell you!) when an internal investigation revealed that several similar incidents had occurred with the team and other athletes at the school. It was so bad, many suggested changing the school name to Milton/Hummer Academy. Now, Jones and Miley have devoted a whole book to underage sex at Milton in their New York Times best-seller "Restless Virgins". Here's the response from the authors when asked about the "soft core porn" accusation by a writer from Time Magazine:

Abigail: Someone who's saying that Restless Virgins is soft porn, they're the person who needs to read the book. They're our audience. That's the evidence that there needs to be more conversation about this.

Marissa: Our book isn't soft porn, but the acts are more than soft porn. They're very pornographic in nature.

Abigail: Right. The goal here was to portray what was real. This book is nonfiction. We didn't make anything up. Couldn't!

California Man Arrested for Selling $19K Worth of Stolen Golf Balls - Selling stolen sporting goods--especially golf equipment--on eBay is old news So when we saw that cops had arrested a California man, Gregg Michael Pistochini, for selling nearly twenty thousand dollars worth of "high end" golf balls, that got our attention. So did the fact that the balls were SHOPLIFTED from retail stores by an accomplice named--we're not making this up--Louis Latino. Now, I can imagine how you might pocket a pack of three balls in your front pocket, but an entire box? And to make money from it, how big would your pants need to be to shoplift an entire case? Guess I don't have a criminal mind. (Sacramento Bee)  

Free Gas! Oklahoma Football Player Tries to Fill Up at the Pump After Hours - Everyone knows that gasoline isn't cheap these days, in most places easily more than $3 per gallon. It's almost enough to make you want to, well have your own set of keys that would allow you to turn on the pump after the station closed and fill up your tank for free. That's exactly what cops say that University of Oklahoma football player Ryan Broyles was doing earlier this week at a Norman convenience store. According to police, the spotted Broyles car at the pump after hours and when they approached his vehicle he tried to place the key in his pocket and then hide it under his license plate. He's now charged with attempted petit larceny. (KJRH) On the other hand, should he really be punished if ALL Sooner football get their own gas pump key? I mean, it is the school where you can get a job all summer at a car dealership and not show up, right?

Oops! Turns Out That Little League Football Volunteer May Also Allegedly Own Largest Pot Farm in the History of Campbell County, Virginia - You can't know everything about people who volunteer to help out with youth sports programs, but you hope for the best. The best, of course, not being that the father of one of the players in your league, and a volunteer assistant coach, is also the same guy most of the people in your county get their weed from. Police arrested 29-year-old Todd Torrence who, along with his brother, Thomas, was charged with manufacturing marijuana, and possessing it with the intent to distribute. This, after police found 79 pot plants growing inside a home. It would appear that Torrence's time as a volunteer coach for Concord Little League Football is over. (ABC 13)

HS Football Coach Goes All WWE on Wife: Allegedly Hits Her With Folding Chair and . . . Concrete Block? - What, no portable table? Usually, we don't cover the marital problems of high school football coaches. But Mike Smiddy, 36, the football coach at Bryan Adams High School in Dallas, really outdid himself this past weekend when he was arrested and charged with aggravated assault causing serious bodily injury. According to police, Smiddy is accused of attacking his wife with a folding chair and then striking her in the head with a concrete block during an argument.  To make matters worse, the coach also allegedly refused to let her get medical help for several hours. (Team 4 News)

Memphis B-Ball Players Arrested for Bar Brawl, Coach Issues Curfew, Threatens Misbehaving Players With Timeouts, Being Sent to Their Rooms Without Supper - Two University of Memphis basketball players, Sean Taggert and Jeff Robinson, were arrested after a fight broke out at a club late over the weekend.  Both were booked on misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and inciting to riot, while Robinson was also slapped with an assault charge after he reportedly approached an officer with his fists raised. As a result of this latest fracas, Memphis coach John Calipari has established some new team rules, including a curfew: no one on the team will be allowed to go to any club that serves alcohol and will also have to adhere to a curfew 7 days a week. (My Fox Memphis)

NFL Trying Its Best to Catch Up With MLB's Use of Steroids - Just when you thought pro baseball was hogging all the light when it comes to the use of performance enhancing drugs. According to the league, the New England Patriots Rodney Harrison was suspended for the first four games of the season after he admitted to commissioner Roger Goodell that he violated the NFL’s substance-abuse policy. Not to be outdone, Dallas Cowboys quarterbacks coach Wade Wilson has been suspended for the first five games and fined $100,000 for violating the NFL policy on performance-enhancing substances. Anybody checking out NFL cheerleaders? For drugs, I mean, 'cause you know they're next on the list, right after the mascots.

Jockey Bolts Before Race, Leaves Horse Waiting in Starting Gate - In a story that we are likely to hear more of, jockey Pedro Alvarado was suspended indefinitely because of into his actions during what's being called a "bizarre incident" before the start of the sixth race on Sunday. According to track officials, Alvardo was aboard a horse named Louder as the ponies were being loaded into the gate. Somehow, the jockey got off of his mount and walked away from the track through a gap in the fence. No one is sure--yet--as to why Alvarado left the track or where he went, but he has been suspended from racing pending an investigation. (CBS Sports)

HS Student Suspended for Pranking Opposing Fans With Card Stunt - Many BadJock readers will remember "We Suck" prank pulled on Harvard on the November 20, 2004 by some sneaky Yale fans. They managed to get fans in the stands to hold up cards that were supposed to spell out "GO HARVARD" but instead said "WE SUCK." Well it happened again, this time at the high school level in Ohio where Kyle Garchar, a senior at Hilliard Davidson High School in suburban Columbus, spent about 20 hours over three days plotting the trick that managed to ensnare 800 supporters of rival Hilliard Darby High School. Sure, it got him suspended, but it sure looks like it was worth it. Watch the video below.