Website Claims to Have Naked Pics of Women in "Stray Rod" Pictures - Earlier this week the the New York Post published pictures of Alex Rodriquez, the New York Yankees third baseman, outside a club in Toronto with rather well-endowed blonde and dubbed him "Stray Rod." Now comes word that the woman has been identified as Joslyn Noel Morse the exotic dancer and Playboy Bunny who has danced at several Las Vegas strip clubs. One site claims that Ms. Morse is proof that A-Rod has a preference for she-male, muscular type strippers. The website the Post Chronicle also claims to have located some naked pictures of Ms. Morse. Not sure if their ID is 100% accurate, but we do know that the pics are 100% Not Safe For Work. (Post Chronicle)

BadJocks of the Year Finalist? Drunk Golfer Arrested for DUI in Golf Cart After Leaving Course and Driving Eight Miles! - A Strongsville, Ohio cop was surprised to see a golf cart on the street, clubs and all over the weekend. When he pulled over Jeremy Clary last Saturday evening, the golfer admitted he'd been drinking since he got up at noon and, knowing that he had two prior DUI arrests, thought he'd be better off driving the cart than a car. Where was Clary headed that he couldn't wait until he sobered up? According to the arresting officer, he was in the middle of a round when he decided he need to drive across town (about 8 miles) to "congratulate a friend on his wedding." When he was pulled over, Clary's BAC was twice the legal limit (not nearly enough to make the BadJocks BAC Rankings, but a nice effort) and he will be charged with driving under the influence because a golf cart is still considered a motorized vehicle. (WKYC - Link includes video clip of cop's dashboard camera footage of the arrest.)For Wild College Videos and Other Fun Sites Click Here.

Star HS Athlete Streaks Graduation, May Have to Change Schools - Junior Cameron Blazevich was the starting center fielder for Catalina Foothills High School's baseball team, and just last Sunday he was named to the Star's All-Southern Arizona team as an honorable mention. He was also  projected to be the Falcons' starting running back for the football team this fall. That is, until he donned nothing but a jock strap and streaked the CFHS graduation this weekend. And yep, he was caught by none other than his athletic director as he tried to scale a fence to make his escape and now faces a range of punishments from the school, that could include Cameron having to transfer from Foothills for his senior year. Did we mention the whole thing was caught on tape and posted on YouTube? Check it out here. (Fox11)

Coach, on Trial for "Child Sex-Enticement" Claims Stained Photo of Female Player Covered in His, Uh, "Bodily Fluids" Should Not Be Admitted as Evidence - Okay, we've had quite a few strange HS Coach Sex Scandals over the years, but this is the first time we've heard of this one: Matthew Hensley, 24, used to be the assistant girls basketball coach at Andrean High School (Indiana). That is, until he was charged in federal court with using an Internet chatroom to entice a 13-year-old girl for sex. (And yes, you guessed it, the "girl" was actually an undercover cop.) Well, Mr. Hensley is awaiting trial now and the cops want to enter a large photograph of one of his former players they found at his apartment into evidence. Why? Well, let's just say that it was found to be covered in some of the coach's own bodily fluids. His lawyers claim the photo should not be included in the trial because the girl in the picture was older than 13 which makes it irrelevant to a case in which Hensley is charged with trying to sexually entice a 13-year-old. Maybe, but it's still creepy. (NWI)

Naughty Rugby Fan, 72, Ejected From Match for . . . Dancing With Wallaby Mascot? Apparently, they take their rugby--and beer--seriously in Australia. So much so that a 72-year-old woman, dressed up in native costume to support the visiting team from Wales, was thrown out of the game after she left her seat to dance on the field with the home team's wallaby (that's like a midget kangaroo, right?). According to the shocked Richards, the Australian crowd loved her antics . . . but apparently not everyone was a fan. Before she knew it, Jean Richards, 72, was being told by stadium security that she had violated their "pitch invasion" rules and would have to leave. Not just sit back down, but leave the stadium entirely. When she refused, they called police. The Australian Rugby Union is trying to make nice with Mrs. Richard and has offered to fly her to the next match in the series and buy her tickets to the game. (BBC News) At left, Mrs. Richards is escorted from the pitch by security.

Video of Miss USA Falling on Her ASS During Evening Gown Competition of the Miss Universe Pageant - Walk much, honey? Did we also mention she got booed by the Mexican crowd? Watch the video here.

BadJocks Update: Penn State Waits Until Friday Before Memorial Day Weekend to Announce "Punishments" for Wrestlers Involved in Alleged Hazing - Back in March we published some pictures of the wrestling team at Penn State University, participating in what our experts clearly thought was a hazing ritual. At first, members of the team claimed it was just a "theme party" but apparently the athletic department investigated and found otherwise. According to a statement released last Friday, 12 wrestlers violated the university's code of conduct or team rules or both, and the "punishments" range from completing 40 hours of community service and writing a "research and reflection paper on hazing" to a "disciplinary warning" which is probably a lot like "double secret probation" and likley just as effective. Considering that hazing is a crime in Pennsylvania, and that the school could have handed out some more serious punishments if they had wanted to, these guys appear to have gotten off easy. But, according to Vicky "Mrs. Obvious" Triponey, vice president for student affairs, the big problem is that "Most students involved in this incident did not view it as hazing, which clearly indicates to us the need for additional education. Students need to understand that hazing is unacceptable behavior at Penn State, and there will be serious consequences for those who participate in this type of activity." Yeah, serious consequences like community service and writing a paper that will likely be purchased off the Internet. The entire PSU student body must be in shock right now. (WCAU)

Youth Baseball Coach Accused of Driving Getaway Car for Son Involved in Drive-By Beating of Another Teen - A youth baseball coach has been arrested under the charge of "hindering" (a third-degree felony) after leaving the scene of an assault involving his own son and another player on his team. According to police, Jose Concepcion, 41, was driving several boys home from a game when they allegedly jumped out of his car. One of them allegedly hit the victim in the legs with a baseball bat while another, Concepcion's 14-year-old son, allegedly punched him in the face. A witness does say that the coach was on a cell phone at the time (Concepcion claims he was calling 911) but then for some reason let the boys back in the car and drove off. To make matters worse, the team Concepcion coaches is sponsored by--wait for it--the mayor of Passaic, NJ. (North Jersey)