Worst Job in Baseball? How About Phillies Usher Who Has to Cover Streaker's Package? - Next to the job with the SF Giants to daily measure Barry Bond's expanding head to get him a proper fitting cap, the job of this Philadelphia Phillies usher might qualify as the worst in the league. He had the unfortunate task of escorting a fan from the field after the guy decided to take the 7th Inning Stretch in a whole new direction by streaking the game. Of course, he was caught, but how do you get a naked man out of the ballpark without, uh, "causing more visual damage" to the fans? Cover his junk up with a pair of pants and then walk him out that way. (Philadelphia Weekly)

College Gals Steal 1000 Copies of Student Newspaper Because Photo of Them at Women's Lacrosse Game Made Them "Look Fat" - This certainly is one of the stranger bad jocks stories we have ever covered. It all starts at a women's lacrosse game at Framingham State College where several young women in the stands were wearing short shorts and tank tops to expose their bellies to spell out “I (heart) Noonan" to support one of the players who was a friend of theirs. The photo of them appeared in the school newspaper, The GatePost . . . at least some of the students saw the paper. Many did not because about 1000 copies of the paper were stolen because several of the girls pictures though the image made them "look fat." Now the girls are in trouble for the theft of the papers and the picture they tried to hard to hide from the campus is now being splashed around the world. (Nashua Telegraph - link includes image)

The Steroids of Summer 2007 Heats Up: Jason Giambi Admits Taking Steroids, Says MLB Should Admit Mistake, Apologize - You sure there's nothing you want to tell us Barry? (NY Daily News)

Pop Warner Football Coach Charged With 11 Counts of Having Improper Sexual Contact With a Minor - Police allege he had inappropriate sexual conduct with a 15 year-old boy over the past four years. (WGHP)

Boys Busted for Stealing Golf Carts After They Get Stuck in the Mud - A word to all the young people out there: electric powered golf carts are NOT SUVs and are unable to plow through mud like a monster truck. Apparently two teenaged boys in Naples, Florida didn't understand that and were promptly arrested when the carts they allegedly stole from a country club and a church were found stuck in the mud. (Naples News)

Swimming Coach Arrested for Sex With Teen

Boys HS Basketball Coach Arrested on Suspicion of Engaging in Sex Acts With a 14-Year-Old Girl

If at First You Don't Succeed . . . - A Wisconsin woman is in jail after being accused of slapping the coach of her son's basketball team. Actually, the slapping part initially got her a warning not to return to the recreation center where the initial confrontation took place. But guess what she did anyway? Cops returned to the scene of the crime and arrested Alyssa Streiff, 30, and cited on suspicion of disorderly conduct. (Channel 3000)

UGA Women's Golf Coach Update: McCorkle Resigned After Making Sexually-Charged Comments - Being a male coach of a female college team probably raises enough red flags on its own that you don't need to fan the flames any more. But that's apparently what U of Georgia's women's golf coach Todd McCorkle did before the school investigated--on the eve of the NCAA tournament--and asked him to resign. According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, the school created a 57-page report that detailed a "pattern of inappropriate behavior by McCorkle in which he allegedly made lewd and lascivious comments and told sexually oriented jokes in the presence of team members." For example? McCorkle reportedly told his players on one road trip that he was "going commando" (not wearing any underwear), remarked about one player's "purple underwear" which could be seen through her pants, brought FHM and Maxim men's magazines on road trips, showed players pictures of a Victoria's Secret catalog and compared the models to various players on the team, and once had a Paris Hilton video (likely not one of her awful movies) on his computer screen when players were in his presence. Yeah, that kinda stuff will get you in trouble. (AJC)

BadJocks Update: Cops Say HS Track Coach/Former Pro Football Player Invited Girl to Loft for "Athletic Massage" -- Hey, That Ain't Olive Oil! - Ah, the old "how'd you like an athletic massage" ploy. It's a classic here at BadJocks and it appears to have been a favorite--according to police--of former pro football quarterback and recent HS track coach Tom Porras, 49. According to the 17-year-old victim, Porras invited her to his home to watch videos of high jumping techniques. Instead, she claims, he invited her up to his loft were soft music was playing for an athletic massage. Here's were it gets interesting, and a little graphic: according to police Porras asked the girl to put on a two-piece bikini for the massage and told her to lay on her stomach, which she did while he fondled her buttocks beneath her bathing suit. The victim then claims that Porras kissed her neck, cheeks and buttocks, and--in a helpful teaching moment--asked her if she had questions about sex. She didn't at that point, but may have had some later when--we're not making this up!--he reportedly ejaculated on her and told her it was massage oil. (AZ Central)