Sequel to The 40-Year-Old Virgin? Man Who Lived With Mom Arrested for Stalking Girl's HS Soccer Team - According to police, Robert J. Wolstromer has been following the girl's HS soccer team at Sayville High School in upstate New York since last fall. I mean REALLY following them, as in stalking them. And someone finally got creeped out enough to complain and police arrested Wolstromer who is described in several reports as "a 40-year-old man, driving a maroon Ford Taurus and still living at home with his mother." Hasn't he already been punished enough? (News Day)

HS Baseball Hazing Incident? Older Players Pin Down Freshman and Urinate on Him in "Sick Prank" - Wow! That's a great way to welcome a new guy to the team! According to school officials at least four members of the Glenbard East High School baseball team in Lombard, IL (just outside Chicago) are in trouble after three of them allegedly pinned down a freshman player and another urinated on him earlier this week. Said one disgusted senior at the HS, “He got held down and supposedly his friends urinated all over him. I guess as a prank, a sick prank at that.” His friends? (CBS 2) Thanks to Dan Shepard for the link!

Japanese Soccer Player Banned for Getting . . . Garlic IV? We certainly support the efforts by pro sports to keep players from using performance enhancing drugs, but this time they may have gone too far. According to reports Kazuki Ganaha, a soccer player in Japan, has been banned for six games after it was discovered that he had received a garlic intravenous infusion to cure a bout of influenza a form of home remedy. Unfortunately for him, any kind of intravenous treatment--even a vampire-prevention drip--is banned by Japan's domestic league. (Stuff)

Lewd Idaho HS Marching Band Hazing Being Investigated; Genius Cops Suspect Dangling Wiener Gag May Have "Crossed the Line" - Nothing like being a freshman from Priest River Lemanna High School and falling asleep on the band bus on the way to a competition while three older classmates dangled their genitals over your face and videotape the whole thing. Said Sgt. Howie "Don't Call Me Lou" Grant, of the Nelson Police Department, "It was students from one school that decided to play a prank - well more than a prank. It was crazy. These 18-year-old kids just crossed the line. They're Grade 12 students and they're in the habit of pulling pranks on freshman and what have you." Cops got their hands on the video, but haven't been able to view it because it's been tampered with. (Seattle Post)

Cheerleading Coach Arrested for Fondling Sleeping Girl on Airplane - Cops say David Aaron Chatman, 32, sexually abused one of the cheerleaders he coached during a commercial flight from Chicago to Portland. According to the victim, Chatman was in a middle seat between two cheerleaders on the plane and allegedly put his arm around one of the girls while she was sleeping (the old "stretch and yawn" guys?) and eventually fondled her under a blanket. (All Headline News)

Alleged Hazing Incident at Rochester Institute of Technology Ends With Six in Hospital, Rugby Club Suspended - It's been nearly a year now since we posted the Northwestern Women's Soccer Team and Dirty Dozen initiation pictures on this site. We took a lot of grief from some readers, complaining that these types of things were "all in good fun and no one REALLY got hurt, grandpa!" Yeah? Tell that to the six members of the RIT rugby club team who ended up in the hospital--some with BAC levels six times the legal limit--after what is being described as a hazing ritual at on off-campus party. According to the school, the six students will receive hearings--once they get out of the hospital--and could face punishment from counseling sessions to suspension from school. But the fun doesn't end there: cops are still trying to figure out who bought the alcohol and who hosted the party. Those "in charge of the festivities" could face criminal charges. Interestingly, just over a year ago the women's rugby team at RIT was caught doing the same thing and received counseling as punishment. That really put the feat of God into the rest of the students, didn't it? (WHAM)

Coach at Catholic HS Accused of Having Ten Month Relationship With Female Student - Ten months? They were practically married! Maybe they should punish him by making him marry the girl and move in with her family. (Home News Tribune)

Female Russian Gymnast Banned From Beijing Olympics After Testing Positive for . . . Steroid Masking Agent? - Wow! When the little girl gymnasts are hitting the 'roids, you know that everyone else must be using. (Sports Illustrated)

BadJocks Update: Jaguars Release Ahmad Carroll After Drug and Weapons Arrested (See earlier story below)

"Hey Amhad, is That a Gun in Your Pants, or Are You Just Glad to See Me?" - "Oh, it is a REAL gun? Oops, my bad!" Jacksonville Jaguars defensive back Amhad Carroll was arrested over the weekend on drug and weapons charges after a disturbance at an Atlanta restaurant. According to police, when they arrived Carroll admitted that he was carrying a 9mm pistol and a subsequent search of his car turned up 11 pink tablets officers believed to be ecstasy. Carroll now faces charges of carrying a weapon without a license, possession of drugs and possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony. He also becomes the 6th Jaguar arrested in the last 18 months. Not exactly on the same pace as the Bengals, but certainly not a good trend given the current attitude toward off-field antics by the NFL brass. (Sports Illustrated)

Former Baseball Stars in Trouble! - Looks like the dugouts in this year's MLB Old Timers Game might be a little thin after several arrests of retired pro ballplayers in the past week. Here are a couple that we know about.
- Ron LeFlore Arrested at Autograph Signing Because He Owes $48K in Back Child Support (Thanks to Ben at TopProspectAlert.com for the link!)
- Orlando Cepeda Arrested After California Highway Patrol Pulls Him Over for Speeding, Allegedly Find Drugs and Drug Paraphernalia in His Car

Assistant Softball Coach Arrested After Cops Come to School to Do "Internet Crimes" Demonstration - Talk about shooting fish in a barrel! Here's the story in a nutshell: Cops come to school and tell kids "This is what an Internet sex crime looks like." Female student: "My coach is sending me pictures of his genitals and a sexually graphic video of himself." Wow, great police work there Lou! As a result, assistant softball coach James "Jared" Thompson was arrested two days later for inappropriate behavior with one of his players and computer-aided solicitation of a juvenile. (KTBS)