Caught on Tape: Topless Women, Lap Dances, "Special Stations" Greet Golfers During Private Outing at Club - It might have been just another "my word against your word" situation at the aptly named Cherry Valley Golf Course in Stroudsburg, PA yesterday, if not for an incriminating video shot from a public road near the course. According to several witnesses, they were denied access down a public road while a "private golf tournament was taking place." When the pair objected, an employee of the club allegedly threatened to kick their ass. So, what to do? Maybe shoot some video and still from the public road showing partially clothed females performing lap dances for golfers and sex acts on each other? (See amateur video below.) But that wasn't enough, so the cops were called and were promptly greeted by club owner Gene "Strippers, What Strippers?" Percudani. When officers asked to speak to some of the young ladies, things got a little tense and ultimately Percudani's lawyer was called (Yeah, this one will go all the way to the Supreme Court). Eventually officers met with the lawyer and a woman who claimed to represent the young women and eventually it was revealed that the group consisted of "dancers and customers of CR Fannys Gentlemen's Club in Wilson." So, maybe a charity event? No charges have been filed yet, but the video does make for some interesting, if not entirely safe for work, viewing. If this all sounds familiar to fans of the Jim Rome Show, several years ago BadJocks reported on an incident at the Hidden Valley Golf Club in Norco, CA, 40 miles east of Los Angeles where cops raided the club after undercover officers saw prostitutes having sex with golfers in plain view on the course. Rome talked about it for days and probably still remembers it fondly. It was even voted by Sports Illustrated as one of the Top 10 Ignominious Moments in Golf in 2002. Ah, the mammarys! (Pocono Record)

Grand Jury Indicts HS Coach for Having Sex With Two Former Players - Now is that fair? Pokey gets a big chunk of money and this guy could go to jail? Andre Williams, 34, who was the girls basketball coach and assistant track coach at Peoria High School coach allegedly had an inappropriate relationship with two of his 15-year-old players. (WQAD) Thanks to Bryan for the link!

College Football Players Egg Homes, Flee Cops, End Up Breaking Into . . . Mayor's Home? - From our "What Were You Thinking?" Dept.: Two Montana State University football players are in trouble with the law for egging some homes in Bozeman. Actually, they were allegedly egging homes in a neighborhood when the cops showed up and Clay Bignell and Daniel Ogden decided to hide. The broke into the basement window of nearby home, which just happens to belong to Mayor Jeff Krauss, where they were apprehended. According to MSU, both young men are on probation for one year and will not be allowed to play football during that time. (New West)

LSU Paying Coaches $160,000 to Have Sex With Players? - It's the story that shook up the women's NCAA basketball tournament this spring: LSU's successful coach, Pokey Chatman, suddenly resigned. Then came word that the school suspected her of having "improper conduct with a former player or players" after one of her assistant coaches raised allegations. Of course, the lawyers got involved at that point and now, according to Chatman's attorney, the school has settled up to the tune of 160K. Your tax dollars at work! (Fox Sports)

Little League Father Arrested for Threatening to Kill Kid's Coach Over Lack of Playing Time - It's become the hottest new trend among youth sports parents: not just getting overly involved in their kid's game's, but actually demanding more playing time for junior. This time it happened in the Parkway Little League in St. Paul, Minnesota. There a father, Wade Campbell, allegedly yelled at his son for striking out, then eventually got into a scuffle with a coach and league officials when he was asked to leave. Later, Mr. Campbell is accused of threatening to shoot coach Noe Ambriz Jr and his family . . . all because a 12-year-old wasn't getting enough playing time. As usual, the parent involved, Mr. Campbell, claims it was all a misunderstanding (he's been ordered to take anger management classes in the past) and that he just thought his son should be on the field more because the other kids "aren't as good as my kid." (Twin Cities)

Crazy Sports Video of the Day: Guys Hunting Jumping Carp With Bow - You've seen video of those Asian carp that are infesting American lakes and jump out of the water as boats pass by? Leave it to US sportsmen to figure out a way to make getting rid of them fun and exciting. Why not shoot them from the back of a moving boat with a bow and arrow? No, really, that's what these guys are doing and it's wild to watch. Looks like they attached casting rods to their bows to reel the fish in once they hit them. Do you need a hunting or fishing license to do this?

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