Streaker Wears Borat "Mankini" During Dash at Australian Rules Football Match - Well, there's streaking and then there's streaking. And in Australia, as of late, the tradition has been to "streak" wearing one's underwear or a bathing suit. But a fan of Australian Rules Football (kind of a cross between American football and rugby) gave things a new twist over the weekend during Western Bulldogs vs Fremantle game when he wore a "mankini." You know, the green slingshot bathing suit worn by the title character at the beach in the comedy "Borat?" Yeah, that nasty looking thing. (Follow the link if you really must see one. But don't say we didn't warn you.) Police might have been able to catch the guy if not for some assistance from fans in the stands who successfully blocked them from pursuing the streaker, who managed to get away. Police are reviewing the video to see if they can identify the man, or at least embarrass him further in public. (9 MSN)

BadJocks Political Update: Vegas Cheerleading Coach/Madame Claimed Her Girls "Worked" With Former President Clinton and Shaq - Our guess is, probably NOT at the same time . . . although in Las Vegas, you never know. Esperanza Brooks, the former cheerleading coach at the Andre Agassi School for Wayward Girls . . . sorry, the Andre Agassi College Preparatory Academy, who was arrested for prostitution last week (see earlier story below), allegedly claimed to potential customers that the young prostitutes she employed were "clean and only serviced upscale clients" according to an undercover detective. Brooks then went on to allegedly boast about some of her clientele, claiming it included basketball star Shaquille O’Neal and former president Bill Clinton. No one from the former Prez' office would comment on this story, but they did smile a lot when asked about the allegations. (KXMB)

Teacher/Track Coach/Stalker? - Now that's what we call a triple threat! Mark Taylor, 43, a 7th-grade science teacher and boys track and field coach at Warner Robins High School, was arrested last week and charged with stalking, simple battery, making harassing phone calls and influencing a witness after another teacher filed a complaint. And not just any teacher: a female teacher at the middle school where and worked AND a woman he used to be engage to. According to police, the victim claims that after they broke off their engagement in May, Taylor continued to call her, send her text messages and drive around her apartment, and other faculty members at the school noticed that he repeatedly walked by her classroom which was in a different part of the school. Things all came to a head when Taylor allegedly tried to return some of the victims items to her at her apartment but instead held her down and covered her mouth with his hand. What's love got to do with it? (Macon.com)

Assistant HS Basketball Coach Accused of "Sex Messaging" - We've heard of "text messaging" but "sex messaging?" Does that involve one or both hands?

HS Coach Acquitted of Indecency Charges - Testimony of victim challenged after she admitted cheating on tests and lying to her coaches at Lee High School and the college where she has played basketball. 

Catholic School Gym Teacher Accused of Taking Pictures of Young Girls -- Aged 10 to 13 -- at Swimming Pool; Has a Collection of More than 13,000 on Computer at Home - Duane Christopher Champagne, 41, used to teach physical education at Sts. Leo-Seton Catholic School in Lafayette, LA . . . that is, until this week when he was arrested for taking pictures of girls in bikinis at Blue Bayou Water Park. And when we say girls, we don't mean the senior in HS type. We mean very young girls, aged 10 to 13. One mother at the park apparently complained about Champagne and police eventually found about 50 images of bikini-clad girls between the ages of 10 and 13 stored in his camera and cell phone, most focusing on the girls’ breasts and buttocks. But the fun doesn't stop there! Champagne then allowed police to search his home computer which contained--we're not making this up!--13,000 images of girls most of them are of girls in bathing suits. Not surprisingly, the local diocese frowns on that kind of thing and Champagne will soon be looking for work elsewhere. (The Advocate)

Report: Bud Selig Wants to Tell Jason Giambi: "Get Your Ass in Front of That Steroid Committee or You're Grounded, Young Man!" - Sources claim that MLB Commissioner Bud "Steroids, What Steroids?" Selig is leaning toward suspending New York Yankees slugger Jason Giambi if he doesn’t cooperate with the steroids investigation by former Senate Majority Leader George Mitchell. Last week Selig said he would like to have Jason testify within two weeks after Giambi admitted that he used to state performance enhancing drugs. (Boston Herald)

Charity Snooker Tournament Ends With Referee Getting Punched - Never really understood how snooker was played (and please, don't try to explain it to me now) but needless to say it resembles billiards in that there are balls on a table that are struck with a pointy stick. Not an event that usually draws violence, but this past week an game in Great Britain, being played for charity, turned violent when a referee called a foul of some kind on Alex “Hurricane” Higgins. His response? To punch the ref in the stomach which started a brawl that eventually lead to the game being canceled. (The Sun)

Pamela Rogers Update: Former Convict Claims She Gave Him Note Explaining Why She Had Sex With 13-Year-Old Boy, "Just a Normal Girl That Wants to Be Loved" - Our favorite hot blonde gym teacher is back in the news! A man who was also in jail at the same time as Pamela Rogers claims she slipped him a note explaining why she started a relationship with a middle school boy. According to Josh Patrick, he received a folded note from Rogers, who was nicknamed "the teacher," from her nearby cell. "She just slid it under the door." In the note, Rogers reportedly says: "Basically I was depressed and totally vulnerable from my broken marriage.  He was sweet to me ... asked me how my day was and looked in my eyes, things my ex had never cared to do. It wasn't about sex." Rogers, who originally got a 6 month slap-on-the-wrist sentence, was sent back to jail to serve her full 8 year sentence after getting caught sending R-rated images and videos to the victim.  (News Channel 5)

Softball Coach Resigns After Picture of Him Surfaces Removing HS Girl's Garter at Prom . . . With His Teeth! - You know, there are times at this site when we read a story and say, "Yeah, that was a dumb thing to do, but almost anyone could have done it." This is NOT one of those times. According to officials at Western High School in Kentucky, teacher and softball coach Brett Coogle has resigned just over a month after the district transferred him to "non-instructional duties" after someone spotted an unusual photograph from Western's prom held on May 11. In it, Coogle is allegedly seen removing the garter from one of the girls who attended the event, using his teeth. Apparently, that violates some obscure rule at the school and is not what the school had in mind when they asked him to chaperone the event. Coogle has now resigned from his job. (Courier-Journal) Thanks to Fark.com for the link!

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Swimming Coaches in Trouble - One guy was arrested for hiding a video camera in the women's locker room. He was caught when the girls found the camera, rewound the tape and saw him onscreen adjusting the image. D'oh! (WTHR) And a second coach is in trouble for improperly fondling some of his female swimmers during a recent meet. And all of that was caught on tape as well. (KOIN)

Wheelchair Athlete Banned for Two Years After Testing Positive for Cocaine, Has Great Explanation - If you ever wondered if Paralympic athletes were just like regular jocks, here's your answer: Jeff Adams, a former Paralympic gold medallist has been banned for two years after testing positive for cocaine metabolite. According to Canadian officials, the banned substance was found in a urine sample taken from Adams at the Canadian Wheelchair Marathon Championships in Ottawa in May 2006. How did that happen? According to Adams, "an unknown woman inserted cocaine into his mouth against his will in a Toronto nightclub a week before he tested positive." Well, of course. That happens to me all the time. (News 1130)

Michael Vick Dog Fighting Update: Cops Say His Name Cropped Up During Texas Murder Investigation Almost a Year Ago - Thomas Weigner of rural east Texas was allegedly a big wig in the underground sport of dog fighting. That is, until some masked men broke into his home last August and ransacked the place looking for $100,000 in cash Weigner reportedly won when one of his dogs beat a "national champion." When it was all over, the place was ransacked and Weigner was dead from a gunshot wound to the leg. Police began investigating, running down leads in Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Los Angeles, Dayton, Ohio and even Ecuador. And one man's name kept popping up: Michael Vick. So, while some in the sports world want to compare the latest problems of the Falcon's troubled QB to the infamous Duke lacrosse scandal, keep one thing in mind: the Feds are now involved and it appears that the evidence against Vick is growing. It doesn't mean he's guilty, but it certainly puts the NFL in an awkward position. (Ledger Enquirer)

Mother Attacks Softball Coach After Daughter, 8, Fails to Make All-Star Team - 8? Her kid is 8 and she's already--allegedly--going nuts on a coach? Wow! According to police, Sherry Savage, 30 of Bossier Parish, Louisiana was upset with coach Gina O'Neal for not voting to put her daughter on the Haughton Dixie League all-star team. After the team's last game of the season--when the all-star team was announced--Savage allegedly slapped O'Neal and had a baseball bat in her hands before someone snatched it away. (KTBS) Thanks to Artie Bigley for the link!

Stripper Claims Lion Mauled Her - You'd think it'd take a little extra effort to sexually harass a stripper, wouldn't you? But, like most players in the NFL, it appears that the Detroit Lions Shaun Rogers is willing to go that extra mile, especially right after the league announced a new "get tough" policy on the off-field antics of its players. And wouldn't you know it? Strip clubs and guns are two of the NFL's least favorite subjects . . . just as Pacman Jones who'll be watching games from home this season . . . but back to Rogers. According to police, an exotic dancer from a Detroit area strip club claims that Rogers (all 6-foot-4, 345 lbs of him) forced his way into her dressing room and, with a pistol clearing visible in his massive waistband, proceeded to grope her against her wishes. He also allegedly pulled out the, "Do you know who I am?" nugget during the incident. The stripper also claims that during the incident that she called out for help, only to be told by others in the club that "Rogers was intoxicated and she shouldn't worry about it." Nice. (Free Press) The good news, Lions fans, is that if Rogers is suspended by the league or let go by the team, it almost certainly guarantees another losing season under the watch of Matt Millen and in next year's draft--you guessed it!--they'll take yet another over-hyped wide receiver. Maybe Nebraska's Maurice Purify? (see story below.)

Texas Football Player Allegedly Likes Breaking Into Cars, Lying to Cops - Either of those will get you in trouble; both will likely get you kicked off the team. Robert Joseph, who plays safety for the U of Texas will likely learn his fate this week after a little incident involving some parked cars at the Omni Hotel in Austin, Texas. According to police, a security guard to heard someone banging on cars in the parking garage and went to investigate. He found Joseph sitting in a car that did not belong to him, and when asked what he was doing, the football player told him that the car belonged to a friend.  As the cop tried to find the owner of that car, Joseph ran away, but not very far. The officer heard the sound of another car alarm going off and once again found Joseph sitting inside.  This time Joseph then told the officer he was "breaking into cars to get away from somebody who attacked him at a club." At that point, the officer had heard enough and arrested Joseph and charged with two counts of burglary of a vehicle. (My Fox - Austin)

Cornhuskers Star Wide Receiver Arrested for Second Time in Less Than a Month, Greatly Increases Chance of Being Drafted by Bengals

#5! Nuggets Player Arrested, Zapped With Taser - We thought this new category on the BadJocks Scoreboard would be more popular than it has been, but it's still early in the hot summer "tasering season" and we have high hopes. For now, we'll have to enjoy the arrest of the fifth jock this year as Denver Nuggets reserve forward DerMarr Johnson was zapped before being charged with resisting arrest and interfering with police during a disturbance outside--you guessed it--a nightclub. According to police, they used the taser to "calm" the 6-foot-9 player. (Sporting News)

Youth Baseball Coach Arrested on Field for Having Sex With 15-Year-Old Girl - Okay, that probably didn't come out right. It's not like he was on the playing field, actually having relations with the girl. What we meant to say was that this guy was coaching a game when the cops showed up, cuffed him and hauled him away in front of players and parents. Either way, that's gotta be the highlight of the season for the kids in this league. (KTLA)

Cheerleading Coach at Andre Agassi's School Arrested for Prostitution - First off, as far as anyone knows, tennis star Andre Agassi just funds this school in Las Vegas where Esperanza Brooks works as a cheerleading coach. Still, it probably won't help enrollment at the Andre Agassi College Preparatory Academy much when word gets out that Mrs. Brooks was arrested as part of a prostitution sting. According to the police, Brooks agreed to deliver three prostitutes and drugs to undercover detectives at a hotel-casino. (Philly.com)

BadJocks Moves Into Mainstream Media - Inc. Magazine interviewed BadJocks Publisher Bob Reno for an article about the legal problems of owning a popular website. Read the story from the June issue here.

RIT Rugby Hazing Update: School Gives Men's Club Team "Death Penalty" - We've got to hand it to the Rochester Institute of Technology: they've got some balls. While other colleges caught with their athlete's hands in the hazing cookie jar resort to community service and double secret probation, these guys mean business. As you may recall, members of both the men's and women's rugby team had to be rushed to the hospital with alcohol poisoning in May after a "Rookie Night" initiation. Some speculated that the school wouldn't be as tough on the jocks as they have been in the past with the frats. Not to worry. The school announced yesterday that the men's rugby team would be banned for "at least five years" allowing anyone associated with the current squad to graduate and move on. No sanctions have been handed down for the women's club team, but we anticipate it being just as severe. Hat's off to the administration at RIT. Finally! (Star Gazette)