Just in Time to Make an Arrest, Feds Get Involved in Michael Vick Dog Fighting Case, Issue Own Warrants, Prepare for World Class Perp Walk - Federal law enforcement officials must think there's something going on in Virginia because, according to MSNBC, they're suddenly interested in the house owned by Falcons trouble QB Michael Vick, where dog fighting allegedly took place. This, after several months of hard work by Chief Wiggum and the other local cops. Nice work, Lou. (MSNBC)

Sports Video of the Week: Soccer Hooligans Disrupt CNN Live Broadcast - CNN reporter Pedro "Please Don't Pour Beer on Me" Pinto is introduced to the world of soccer hooligans while trying to cover the re-opening of Wembley stadium in London. What did CNN expect after a soccer game in the UK?

Grand Jury: Former HS Principal Knew Star Football Star Had Sex With 14-Year-Old Girl, Didn't Report It For Fear of Harming Team's Chances of Winning State Championship - Some of you may recall the story from last December of Miami Northwestern HS's Antwain Easterling, 18, who was arrested for allegedly having consensual sex with a 14-year-old girl on the floor of a school bathroom. That was last September, but he wasn't arrested until December, just days before the Florida 6A state championship game . . . which he played in. Northwestern won 34-14 on the back of Easterling's 157 rushing effort. Now comes word from a Miami grand jury that the school's principal at the time, Dwight Bernard, was told by several school employees about the alleged incident, but failed to report it because "They hoped that it 'would all go away' and allowed for the glory of football to trump the needs and safety of a little girl" according to their report. The grand jury claims Bernard knew as early as last October about the allegations (21 school employees were aware of the bathroom tryst) but didn't take action. Easterling's arrest came only after the victim's mother encountered a police officer and asked why the boy hadn't been arrested. D'oh! 'Cause he's a football star, lady, and this is Florida! (Sun Sentinel)

Middle School Volleyball Coach Arrested for Sex With 15-Year-Old Girl - Reportedly, her mother found out about the affair and told him not to see her little girl anymore. To gather evidence against him, the woman later called him with police listening in. According to police, during the call, the coach allegedly said he didn't know how many times he and the girl had sex, and admitted he hadn't always used a condom. (West Central Tribune) Thanks to David B. for the link!

Gym Teacher Accused of Sex With 14-Year-Old Girl

Rolling Rock "Foul Ball" Commercial Deemed "Inappropriate for TV" - It's another one of those TV spots that will probably be more famous for NOT being aired, than it ever would have it had be on the tube. Watch it for yourself and decide. You may also want to cover your area.

Lemonade Sold by Cheerleaders at Shrimp Festival Causes Stomach Flu - After nearly 50 people got sick last month at a shrimp festival in Fernandina Beach, Florida, local investigators looked for the cause. No, not the shrimp. It was a lemonade stand run by the Fernandina Beach High School Cheerleaders. No specific details were given, but authorities believe that "inadequate hand washing played a role in the illness." Yep, you never know where a cheerleader's hands have been. (Tampa Bay's 10)

Tea Bagging Back in the News? A 17-year-old Austin, Minnesota hockey player faces charges of aiding and abetting indecent exposure, and fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct after another player claims he was the victim of hazing. It all apparently happened last summer after what was called a "captain's practice" (no coaches allowed by league rules) for the Austin High team. According to the victim, he was in the locker room when another player asked him to step into an adjoining room for a "team meeting." Actually, there was no team meeting, just a couple of guys--one who was allegedly naked--who wanted play a prank on him. One of the attackers was naked and, according to police, tried to "make nonconsensual sexual contact with him", but the boy was able to push him away. We're hearing from sources that what was actually attempted was a practice known as teabagging, when one person is held down down while another drags his scrotum across the victim's face. There was quite a discussion about the incident on a hockey message board and, while we can't verify some of the claims made in those postings, it does make for interesting reading. (AOL Sports) Thanks to Rob and Paul for the links!