Cheerleader Fight! - Wow, it's been WAY too long since we've had any naughty cheerleaders to report on, much less a whole pack at one time! You know football season is just around the corner when two cheer squads from Texas go at it at the end of a competition at Texas State University. According to officials no fewer than thirty-three high school cheerleaders from Dallas and Midland were involved in a brawl at the end of camp. It apparently started after Midland won an impromptu competition on the last day. As all the girls were preparing to leave TSU on Monday a squad from Dallas Skyline HS--who were staying on the fifth floor and apparently didn't like the results of that final cheer-off--began knocking on the doors of the Midland cheerleaders room who were staying on the fourth floor. Of course, that got the Midland galls into the hall and then the shouting, pushing and shoving started. (Why do I get the mental picture of each squad forming a giant pyramid and doing battle against each other that way, like two Godzillas?) Of course, the cops were called and by the time it was all over, eleven Midland girls and 22 Skyline girls were involved, although fortunately, no injuries were reported. The case is being turned over to local prosecutors to see if felony charges of un-cheerleader like behavior will be filed. (WFAA) Bring It On, indeed!

BadJocks First: Man Streaks . . . Polo Match? - For some reason, polo just doesn't seem like the kind of place--or attract the type of people--that would make streaking seem like a good idea. Then again, there has to be a the first time for everything, and apparently a naked young man decided that the conclusion to the 2007 Gold Cup at Cowdray Park on Sunday was the perfect time to rip off his clothes. According to spectators, he made his appearance from the Midhurst end just before the sixth and final chukka, raced down the pitch and did a clumsy handstand on the field (watch out for the steaming divots!), before escaping near the horse stalls. (Chichester Today)

Girls HS JV Basketball Coach Accused of Stalking Former Player

Steroids of Summer Update: Former BALCO Chemist Says He Was Told Bonds and Sheffield Took Steroids - Patrick Arnold, the man who invented one the undetectable "designer steroids" allegedly given to MLB stars Barry Bonds and others claims he was told by BALCO owner Victor Conte, bragging about Bonds' performance on "the program."  Both MR. Bulky, and current Tiger Gary Sheffield, have always denied "knowingly" taking steroids. (Sports Illustrated)

Breaking Celebrity Crime News: Lindsay Lohan Arrested AGAIN for DUI, This Time With Drugs on Her as Well - No, this is not a repeat of an earlier post. The young "actress" who just got out of rehab after 45 days after he first DUI arrest (and we thought she was wearing one of them alchey leg irons) gets arrested a second time for drunk driving. And, according to one source, blew an impressive .13% BAC. Not enough to make our BAC Rankings, (even if she was a jock) but still almost twice the legal limit. Details and a very vacant expression mug shot can be found at Bob Reno's DumbassDaily.com

Hidden Camera Video of the Year? Raccoon Breaks Into House, Steals Rug - Well, he was wearing a mask! Plus: the folks at Carlsberg Beer do a spoof of the now famous "Mentos and Coke" trip, with a surprise ending. Two clips that you have to watch, then tell all your friends You Gotta See This Video!

New Hazing Pics Posted Online Getting Maine's Softball Team in Trouble - Nothing really new in these photos for BadJocks regulars, only that after more than year of us beating the drum on this, college students are still stupid enough to post these things online and not expect there to be any repercussions. The latest set comes to us--allegedly--from the University of Maine's women's softball team who posted not one, but two sets of "rookie party" pics online, reportedly from the 2005 and 2006 seasons. (Hey kids, here's a tip from your Uncle Bob: calling it something other than "hazing" might confuse some of your coaches for a while, but eventually even they catch on.) The guys at NCAAHazing.com sent the photos (example at left from their site) to UM and now the big investigation begins into what their AD is calling a "potential hazing-type situation." Said Blake James, "I have some real concerns with what’s happening in the photos having just seen the photos last [Thursday] night. We’ll be investigating what is going on in the photos and meeting with those involved to really determine what happened and why the situation occurred." The photos are pretty typical for these types of hazings, with girls in costumes, drinking games, and sexually suggestive challenges. However one new feature this group came up with was "Impersonate the Coach." (Bangor Daily News)

FBI Investigating NBA Referee: May Have Made Calls to Alter Point Spread in Games - This one is still in the early stages folks, but if true, it could be devastating to the National Basketball Association. According to sources, the FBI is investigating veteran NBA referee Tim Donaghy and allegations that he not only bet on basketball games over the past two seasons--including ones in which he officiated--but may have made calls in the games that affected the all important point spread. Donaghy has reportedly made arrangements to surrender as early as next week to face charges. (ESPN)

Baseball Coach at Catholic School in Connecticut Leads Team to First Ever State Title, But He Made a Wrong Turn Somewhere and May End Up in Jail - Michael J. Garvie, 30, who coached at St. Bernard School in Montville was charged with enticing a minor and risk of injury to a minor by police, who ensnared the coach in a sting targeting online sexual predators. Once again coaches: the 15-year-old girl you're talking to (and in some cases sending naked pictures of yourself to) is really a fat 40-year-old male cop. (The Day)