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BadJocks Stories From the Week of August 26, 2007 Is Your Diet "Idiot Proof?" - Fat Loss 4 Idiots (aka The Idiot Proof Diet) guarantees that you'll lose 9 lbs every 11 days! Get the risk free download here MORE STORIES AFTER THIS WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS Missed Bob Reno's Appearance on ESPN's SportsCenter August 26,
2007? Watch the video below from "College Athletes Gone Wild" Online Trouble Update: Paper Claims Facebook Problems for
Hawkeyes Not Limited to One or Two Players - Digging deeper into the latest
scandal to rock the athletic program at the University of Iowa, their hometown
paper, The
Iowa Press-Citizen,
reviewed the Facebook pages of more than 40 players. Their findings?
More than 20 underaged UI football players have photos "appearing to
show them engaging alcohol in various ways, from drinking to posing with liquor
bottles or beer cans." Additionally, several other players have posted
messages to their profiles that "discuss alcohol consumption, racial slurs
and Female Soccer Fan of the Year? Drunk UK Doctor Allegedly
Taunts Cops With, “I Bet You've Got a F*cking Small C**k” - Simone
Lester was attending a pro soccer match in the UK between Arsenal and Wigan last
February 11 and reportedly had about two pints to drink before the trouble
began. According to police, she tried to get the autograph of a player on the
rival team, but was stopped by stadium security. Not happy with that, Lester
reportedly verbally abused and tried to hit the steward. She was going to be
arrested, but was told that if she left the stadium quietly, the charges would
not be pressed. No dice. Officers say at that point that the verbal abuse began
with the lady doc lobbing out some fine cursing examples, including: "I'm a
f*****g doctor. I want your f*****g names and numbers. I am not moving until you
give me your f*****g names and numbers," “You're
worse than Jade Goody: you're poor peasants” and to one officer: “I bet
you've got a f*****g small c**k.” Her actions are now being reviewed by a
medical board. (Metro) Drunken Rugby Player Streaks Game -
Remember the good ol' days when drunken FANS were the only ones who got naked
during sporting events? Well, apparently the athletes want to get in the action
now as evidenced by this story from Australia. According to police, six players
from the Lavington Panthers rugby league team were arrested after an incident
Sunday. Authorities say that the team was dropped off at the field well before
their game and most appeared to already intoxicated. Their drunken antics peaked
when one member of the team streaked naked across the ground at half-time of
another game. Local cops are warning that such behavior will not be tolerated in
the future at what is considered a "family event" and that their
response will be swift. And if not swift, certainly fast enough to catch a
drunk, naked rugby player. (Border
Mail) Starting Your Own Golf Course, Maybe? - Two Australian
men, aged 18 and 19, are in trouble with the law after police stopped by their
apartment on an unrelated matter and noticed they had several golf
"flags" inside. And by several, we mean 31 . . . nearly enough for two
courses. Police think the duo took the pins over the past twelve months as they
took a short cut through the golf course as they walked home from a local hotel.
A motive was not given for the crime, but police speculate they may have been
planning to build their own course. (News.com.au) Deja
Vu All Over Again? Former USC Star Quarterback Todd Marinovich Arrested
on Illegal Skateboarding/Meth Charges: If This All Sounds Familiar, He Was
Busted Exactly the Same Way Almost Three Years Ago - When this story first
broke on Monday, we thought it sounded familiar. Not in a "jock busted for
drugs story" familiar, but a "haven't we reported on this exact set of
circumstances?" thing. And sure enough, after checking our BadJocks
Archives, we found that back in September
2004, former Oakland Raider Todd "Robo Quarterback" Marinovich was
caught by police skateboarding in an area where that activity is prohibited (as
we recall, on the steps of the courthouse where he had previously faced a
judge), lead them on a brief chase (low speed, likely) that ended up with
officers finding methamphetamine and three syringes on him. Busted! Flash
forward to August 26, 2007: Marinovich. Illegal skateboarding. Cops. Chase.
Busted. Only this time they emptied his pockets and found one gram of
methamphetamine, a hypodermic needle AND a metal spoon. The old Toddster is
getting fancy in his old druggie days. (OC
Register)
Oouch!
Male Cheerleading Coach Busted After "Friends" Find Pictures on His
Cell Phone of Him Having Sex With Girl, 14 - No, we didn't purposely misspell
"ouch" in the headline to be funny. That's actually this coach's last
name: Oouch. As in "Ouch coach Oouch that's hurting me!" According to police, Alexander "Sasha"
Oouch, who's a
tumbling coach at cheerleading academy in upstate new York, is accused of
repeatedly having sex with a 14-year-old female student over the span of eight
months. And, cops believe, almost all of those incidents happened at the gym,
while her parents were paying him for private lessons. How did he get caught? Here's
the best part: according to the police report, Oouch left his cell
phone at his apartment while two friends were visiting him there. While he
was gone, they got bored and decided to check out the pictures on his cell
phone. And what did they find? Allegedly pictures of Oouch having sex with the
girl who they recognized from the cheerleading school. One version of this
story also claims there was at least one video clip of him having sex with the
young girl on his phone as well. (Times
Union) Dad Pleads Guilty to Giving Steroids to Son, 13, So He
Would Perform Better on the International . . . Roller Skating Team? - From
the "Strange, But True" Files comes the story of James Edward Gahan, 41,
of Florida who wanted to help his son improve his performance as an inline
skater. So, did he pay for more lessons? No. Did he buy him cutting edge
equipment? Nah. What he did do for the boy is to take him to storefront clinics
over a three year period to receive anabolic steroid injections, according to
federal prosecutors. For his unique parenting skills, Gahan could get 1 to 10
years in prison . . . potentially more than Michael Vick. (St.
Petersburg Times) Thanks to Fark.com for the link!
Strange HS Coach Sex Scandal - This is one of the odder
ones we've covered in the past few years. According to police, Adam Benedict,
29, the "smooth-talking" at Litchfield High School (Connecticut) had
sexual contact with two underage girls in his one. In the arrest warrant, one
victim claims that Benedict ". . . asked for her phone number and she gave
it to him. He called her, drove her to his house, took her to his bedroom,
closed the door and tried to take her shirt off. She said he grabbed her
breasts. A couple of weeks later, the teenager said Benedict had a friend
deliver her to his home where he undressed her and had sexual contact with her.
They fell asleep. The next morning, Benedict awoke and looked at her. 'He looked
at her and asked what she was doing there.'" (Waterbury
Republican-American) Close, But No Cigar: East Carolina Starting QB Arrested for
DUI, Blows Impressive BAC, But Not Quite Enough to Make Our Rankings -
Sophomore Rob Kass was projected as the starting quarterback as the Pirates head
into Saturday's season opener against Virginia Tech. He was, that is, until he
was arrested during the weekend on DWI charges after he was stopped at a police
checkpoint several miles from campus. His blood alcohol level? More than twice
the legal limit at .19%, which, while enough to get him thrown in jail is just
short of what is needed these days to make the Top Twenty of World Famous
BadJocks BAC Rankings. (You need at least a .23% these days to make the list.)
Better luck next time Rob! (Charlotte
Observer) Don Juan Arrested for Sex With
Girl, 17 - We took a break from reading our ESPN-related
hate mail long enough to find this story about a Cesar Don Juan-Flores, a
26-year-old basketball coach at La Jolla Country Day School. Juan-Flores was
arrested Monday on suspicion of having sexual intercourse with a 17-year-old
female student, after an anonymous tip started an investigation several weeks
ago. (San
Diego Metro News) Michael Vick Pleads Guilty: Is This the End or the
Beginning? - By now, most of you have seen the video of Michael Vick's
statement outside the courthouse in Virginia where he entered a guilty plea on a
number of charges related to the dog fighting operation he ran for more than
five years with several home town friends. The real question is whether this is
truly a new beginning for Vick, or was it just for show for the judge to try and
wrangle a shorter jail sentence when he returns on December 10? Will he emerge
from jail in a year or so a changed man, or just a little smarter about who he
goes into an illegal businesses with in the future?
BadJocks
TV Alert: Monday August 27 - BadJocks publisher, Bob Reno, was featured on an ESPN SportsCenter segment on--surprise!!--
college jocks and their inability to keep from posting pictures of themselves on
MySpace and Facebook doing stupid stuff that always seems to get them in trouble. In case you missed
it, you
can watch clip of it online here. (Looking for the U of Iowa football pics?
Scroll down.) Yow! Church Deacon/Oklahoma Fan Tears Scrotum of Texas Fan
in Bar - His lawyer claims that Allen Beckett is, "Not necessarily an
overboard die-hard OU fan, but he certainly admits he said something in a joking
fashion to the guy about his Texas T-shirt." But somehow, this 53-year-old
church deacon managed to go from making a minor comment about the U of Texas
T-Shirt of another patron in an Oklahoma bar to tearing the guy's scrotal sack
and partially exposing his testicles. It's the kind of jolly bar banter that
only happens between two REAL sports fan. Unfortunately, the cops don't see it
that way and Beckett has been arrested on aggravated assault charges. The other
guy, well, it's likely he won't be walking normally to the first home game for
the Longhorns, but my guess is he'll make it somehow. (NBC
5i) Attention All College Administrators: The Rider Hazing Case
Could Change the Way Campuses are Run - No, it's not a jock-related hazing
case, but the ramifications could have a major impact on how athletic
departments monitor and deal with sports hazing from now on. Can athletic
director's afford to look the other way any more when they might be indicted on
hazing charges if their jocks misbehave? Newsday makes a compelling argument
that the college hazing landscape may have changed forever with the indictment
of two administrators from Rider University after a frat hazing went bad. (Newsday)
Michael Vick: "Hey Everybody, I'm
Pleading Guilty on Monday, But Not to Those Nasty Things The Other Guys Said I
Did, Okay? Can We All Be Friends Again?" Your Tax Dollars at Work: Judge Rules That Family Can't Sue
School Because Daughter With ADD Didn't Make Cheerleading Squad - Former
Little Rock, Arkansas mayoral candidate Bill Walker filed a lawsuit on behalf of
his teenage daughter claiming that Central High failed to provide her with
education and behavioral support because she had attention-deficit disorder. Oh,
and she didn't make the cheerleading squad. Would ADD be a plus or a minus for a
cheerleader? Either way, a judge has dismissed the lawsuit and the school will
move forward without a cheerleader with ADD. (KUAR)
Maine Softball Hazing Update: Player Who Was Hazed Upset for Being Suspended for . . . Hazing? - In pictures posted online from a a 2006 "rookie party", Ashley Waters, one of the University of Maine softball players suspended following the school's hazing investigation last week, is seen wearing long pastel dresses with makeup smeared on their faces. It clearly looked like she was one of those being hazed. And yet, after UM finished their investigation into the incident, it was Waters and another "rookie", Courtney Gingrich, who were singled out for 10 game suspensions. Why? According to the school, the women had an obligation to report the incident and, failing to do so, are as responsible as those who did the hazing . . . and who have since graduated and left the school. Waters is, obviously, upset about the entire affair, saying in a telephone interview that she thought about transferring adding, "It's extremely disappointing. At the same time I love the school. Unfortunately I completely disagree with the way this has been handled. My closest friends (are there), my boyfriend is there. It's a tough decision. I pretty much felt the press release didn't specify what happened." (Press Herald)
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