Bill Murray Arrested for DUI . . . on a Golf Cart . . . in Sweden? - Image the surprise of cops in downtown Stockholm when the pulled over a man driving erratically in a golf cart and discovered it was actor Bill "Caddy Shack" Murray. Murray was in Sweden for a golf tournament, but was apparently miles away from any course when he was stopped. He refused to take the breath test, but did provide a blood sample later. According to the Swedish police, Murray signed papers indicating that they could enter a plea in court for him at a later date and was released from custody. (Boston Globe)

Quote of the Week? Knicks Stephon Marbury on Vick Case: "Dog Fighting is a Sport, It's Just Behind Closed Doors" - And do you know WHY it's done behind closed doors Stephon? Because it's cruel and illegal, you fool! Marbury goes on to compare dog fighting to deer hunting saying, "We don't say anything about people who shoot deer or shoot other animals." And finally he excuses Michael's alleged behavior over the span of 5 or 6 years by saying that,  ". . . He's a good human being. I just think that he fell into a bad situation." Fell into a bad situation? Like he accidentally got drunk one night, bought a house out in the woods, built a fortress-like kennel and inadvertently got caught up in illegal pit bull fighting? Try reading the complaint against him Stephon, instead of getting your news from MTV. (Capital 9 News - Link includes video clip) 

HS Football Star Faces Sex Charge for Hooking Up With Drunk, Naked Girl at Party - Shaun Lee Hladki, 17, should be suiting up for his senior season at Montague High School in Michigan. Instead, the standout receiver/defensive back from last year's football team faces charges of third-degree criminal sexual conduct and has been suspended from the team for one-quarter of the season for an alcohol violation connected to the same incident. What happened? According to police, Hladki and five other underage high school students had a party at his home June 10 & 11,  drinking vodka mixed with lemonade. At some point during the evening, one of those in attendance, a 15-year-old girl who had been drinking, took off ALL of her clothes and walked around the living room naked kissing several at the party. Seeing how drunk she was, a friend took her to Hladki's bedroom to sleep it off. According to police, Hladki went into the bedroom later and shortly thereafter was interrupted by two other partygoers as he was allegedly having sexual intercourse with the unconscious girl. The victim was later taken to a friend's home and in her statement to cops admits that she was passed out at the party and did not know about the sexual assault until a friend told her about it later. (MLive) 

College Football Arrests Peaking as Season Approaches
- They're more common each year than the Swallows returning to Capistrano: college football players on campus before other students arrive for the fall semester seem to have a little too much free time on their hands and somehow end up getting into trouble. Here are some of the more prominent examples being reported, because we don't have the time or space to cover them all.
- Alabama senior Simeon Castille became the fourth Crimson Tide player to have a run-in with the police on The Strip after he was arrested early Sunday morning and booked for disorderly conduct.
- Kansas State player arrested TWICE in one night! Senior tight end Rashaad Norwood has been suspended from the team after being arrested on two different occasions early Sunday in Manhattan, Kan., on charges of domestic battery, criminal damage to property, criminal trespassing and obstruction of the legal process.
- Jimmy Clausen, who may start as quarterback as a freshman for Notre Dame this season was arrested for transporting alcohol as a minor after giving a 23-year-old friend a ride to the liquor store.
- Two West Virginia University football players were arrested over the weekend and charged with transferring and receiving stolen property, apparently a computer.
- Two University of Iowa sophomore football players were charged with felony theft and suspended indefinitely from the team after allegedly stealing two credit cards last May and spending more than $2,000 on clothes and other items. (Good news fellas: the orange jumpsuits in prison are free!)

Boy, 16, Claims to Have Had Sex With HS Tennis Coach, 27, at Least "20 Times Since Early July", May Have Knocked Her Up - Kris Richardson WAS the girl's tennis coach and a teacher at Estero High School until early this summer when she suddenly resigned both posts. Just this month, the parents of a 16-year-old make student of hers complained about a relationship the pair had to police. The young lad, who didn't want to get Richardson in trouble, reportedly told police that he'd had sex with her about 20 times since early July. When the former coach talked to police, she allegedly told them tath she knew the relationship with the boy "was wrong legally" but that she "couldn't control her heart." She has now been charged with unlawful sexual activity with a minor, a felony carrying a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison and the New York Times reports that she is pregnant with the boy's child. (Naples News)

Okay, This Time We're Serious: Today is Decision Day for Michael Vick - Remember when we said last Friday was going to be the big day for Falcons quarterback Michael Vick and his ongoing legal problems with dog fighting charges? What we, and the rest of the media, meant to say was TODAY was going to be the big day when we'd find out if he take a plea deal or not and goes ahead with a trial scheduled for November. That doesn't mean fun stuff didn't happen on Friday: two of Vick's remaining co-defendants not only took their own plea deals, but also gave even more evidence to his cruelty to animals . . . which we won't repeat it on this page, but if you want to read about it, you can check it our here at TheSmokingGun.com. But it does sound like something might happen today (no, really!) because the same grand jury is supposed to meet and decide on the possibility of ADDITIONAL charges for Michael, incorporated on something called a "superseding" indictment, which does not sound good. And, if things weren't bad enough, Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank is also accusing Vick of lying to him and the NFL after the initial charges were filed. (ESPN)

Top 10 Greatest Moments in Streaking History - This web page not only chronicles those highlights, they also have video clips of almost all of them. Many of these are not sports-related, but almost all are pretty funny. Included on the list is the guy at Wimbledon who streaked in front of Anna Kournikova, serial streaker and BadJocks favorite Mark Roberts (right) sneaking into the Super Bowl a few years back dressed as a referee and, one of our recent faves, a fat guy in Cleveland disrupting a live broadcast during a blizzard. Some clips and images on the page may not be safe for work! (Uber.com)

NC Trooper "Free Beer" Golf Tournament Investigated After Officer Crashes Into House on Way Home, Gets Arrested for DUI - They're not quite sure, but investigators in North Carolina think that free beer at the annual N.C. Troopers Association golf tournament, may have played a small part in the a car crash involving off-duty officer Bruce Allen White. According investigators, the tournament ending about 2 pm and several hours after that White's vehicle crashed into a house in Lincoln County, where a witness claims he left the scene as emergency vehicles approached. White was later arrested at his home, where he still blew an impressive at 0.18% BAC, more than twice the legal limit. No report on what White's shot at the tournament, or if any strippers were involved. (Fay Observer)

Golf Pro Arrested During Tournament for Stealing From Courses He Managed - Wonder how that gets marked on your scorecard? Cops say Mike Zaremba, 53, stole between $5,000 and $20,000 over the past few years as Pueblo, Colorado's director of golf. (Chieftain)