Aussie Rugby Player Suspended Eight Games for Biting - Rugby is a rough sport and the people who play it probably get pretty hungry over the course of the game with all the energy they burn up. But biting another player? Brad Morrin, who plays forward for the Canterbury Bulldogs has been suspended for eight games by the National Rugby League Judiciary for biting Parramatta center Timana Tahu during a match last week. The suspension equals the worst for the charge of biting in NRL history, and means Morrin will not play again this season even if the Bulldogs reach the grand final. (ABC) At right Morrin (bald in blue) chompd down on the right wrist of Tahu.

Painful Sports Video of the Week: Skateboarder Jake Brown Falls 40 to 50 Feet Onto Wooden Ramp at 2007 X Games 13 - It looks like he should have bought it, but we hear he walked away from this incredibly tumble. Watch it for yourself at YouGottaSeeThisVideo!

Barry Bonds in "It's a Wonderful Game! - From our friends at SuperDeluxe.com comes the trailer for a new movie you just have to see. Sure, he just broke Hank Aaron's home run record, but the guilt has to be getting to Barry Bonds. Perhaps Bud Selig can show him what a wonderful game it is–doped up or not!

Little League Umpire Assaulted by Angry Mom With . . . Pizza Slice? - How angry would you have to be to part with some of your food at a Little League baseball game? For one Concord, MA mom all it took was her son losing a close game 10-9. According to police, Sherri Ferns, 35, was working in the concession stand during the all-star game back in July between the Concord National and Salem American Little Leagues. Ferns's son reportedly played for the Concord team, which lost, 10-9, after one of his teammates was called out at third base and then booted from the game for throwing his helmet in frustration. After that heartbreaking loss, some of the Concord parents--some of whom the cops think were drinking-yelled at the umpires, and at some point, Ferns threw a piece of pizza at one of the umps and not only did it hit him, it ricocheted off him and hit another parent. As a result, Ferns has been charged with two counts of simple assault, a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail and a $2,000 fine. (Concord Monitor) At right, the mug shot of the infamous Pizza Tossin' Little League Mom.

Football Arrests:
- Buffalo Bills reserve defensive end Anthony Hargrove charged with several misdemeanors after a confrontation with police outside a nightclub
- Notre Dame defensive lineman Derrell Hand, 20, has been arrested on a misdemeanor charge of propositioning a prostitute

Australian Soccer Dad Banned FOR LIFE For Attacking Opposing Player Who Got Into Scuffle With Son During Game - What should be done with parents who get a little too involved in their kid's athletic careers? In Australia, they've decided to draw the line at running onto the field and knocking out a 13-year-old player from the opposing team who gets into a fight with your son. As a result, the man, 48, has been banned for life from junior football (soccer) games after being charged with assault for allegedly knocking out the kid during a match in Perth last week. (Sydney Home Herald)

Not This Sh*t Again? Strippers Caught "Entertaining" Golfers in Broad Daylight, This Time Across the Street From Day Care Center - The manager at Island Green Golf Course near Philadelphia claims he warned the folks from Club Risqué, who sponsored an event at the course last week, not to let things uh, get out of hand. They promised the strippers from their club and the golfers would only be involved in good clean fun, but then an anonymous tip to NBC 10 in the City of Brotherly Love got things rolling. Almost immediately upon arriving at the course, a reporter "spotted a topples woman fondling her breast." Then, of course, on the participants tried to stop the station from taping the activities (that always works) which apparently continued for quite some time as the reported and cameraman dutifully kept rolling THEN SHOWED THE FOOTAGE TO NEARBY NEIGHBORS FOR THEIR REACTION. To say the least the were not pleased to see golf carts pull up to a stop on the course and, after a little bit of talking, the golf carts started rocking with lap dances. When it was all over, the satisfied man would hand over cash and be on his way. A spokesperson for Club Risqué said the strippers were supposed to only pose in bikinis . . . apparently, someone didn't read the memo about the new TPS reports! (NBC-10 - link includes video clip!)
BONUS: Just six weeks ago there was another incident at the Cherry Valley Country Club in PA involving strippers and golfers. Read out report of that incident here.

Former HS Wrestling Champ, Parents in Trouble for Drunken Brawl at Party With Female Guests - This certainly sounds like one wild party at the home of former New Mexico state wrestling champ Cody East! According to police, the fun started back on July 24 when his mom allegedly went to the liquor store with a couple of underage female friends and bought "a fifth of Southern Comfort liquor, a fifth of banana rum liquor and an unknown quantity of Budweiser beer." Sometime during the day's festivities, Cody allegedly started breaking some windows and doors and when his father tried to get him to stop, the young man took him to the ground and punched him and kicked him twice in the head. When others jumped into help, Cody reportedly took them on as well, including not one, but two former girlfriends. One made the mistake of confronting Cody outside the house and she was first pushed to the ground and then he allegedly picked her up over his head and body slammed her to the ground, breaking the girl's arm. But the fun doesn't stop there! The criminal complaint also says that Cody got on top of another former girlfriend, 15 and punched her repeatedly while she was unconscious and unable to defend herself. And, just to show how much he loves the ladies, East is also charged with punching another girl, a 13-year-old, in the face and breaking her nose. Cody now faces two counts of aggravated battery against a household member for allegedly injuring two former girlfriends, two other separate counts of battery for allegedly injuring two other teenage girls at the party, three counts of child abuse and three counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. His parents both face charges that they provided alcohol to minors at the party. This is not East's first run in with the law: earlier this year he was acquitted of raping a 15-year-old girl. Some reports of this story also suggest that Cody has been in training to become a professional cage fighter. (News Bulletin) 

Minor League Ballplayer in Trouble for Inviting Underage Girl to Motel Room For Sex; Things Really Got Interesting When Her Father Showed Up - Well, one thing is for sure: both Norman Joel Melendez-Ramos, who plays for baseball for the minor league Yakima Bears, and the underage girl he met agree she lied about her age. She said she was 17, when she was actually 15. Still when you're 21, like Melendez-Ramos, 17 is still jail bait. According to cops, he met the girl when she asked him for an autograph and he gave her his phone number. The two talked several times and then arranged to meet at a motel where the Bears were staying on a road trip to Salem, Oregon. After having sex, the girl's father showed up, so she jumped out a window and Melendez-Ramos tried to hide her belongings from him. Ultimately the police were called and Melendez-Ramos is now being held on $15,000 bail for third-degree charges of rape and sodomy involving the girl. (Statesman Journal)