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BadJocks Stories From the Week of May 7, 2006 Need to Lose Weight Fast? New diet tells you what to eat and when and the pounds melt away. Guaranteed results in 45 days or your money back! Pamela Rogers Another Mary Kay Letourneau? Some experts think she'll end up with 13-year-old victim some day based on the striking similarities between the two cases. (Ashland City Times) MORE STORIES AFTER THIS WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS
Fan Brawl Knocks Woman Onto Arena Football Field - Have you seen the video of this yet? While the men in the stands of an Orlando Predators Arena Football League game fight and argue, a lone female fan (lower right hand corner) ends up getting knocked over the wall and tumbles down about five feet onto the field (had it been a baseball game, she might have been ruled a ground-rule double). The guys continue to go at it while players and team officials rush to her rescue. The incident happened back in April and police are just now getting around to charging one of the fans, Andrew Dreisbach, with misdemeanor battery in connection with the fight. (Local 6) Brawl After Girl's HS Soccer Game Sends Four to the Hospital - Think girls high school sports haven't risen to the same level as the boys? Well, they're certainly fighting like the boys . . . at least in the Chicago area. According to officials, tempers flared following Corliss High School's 3-0 win over Brooks High School in the state of Illinois soccer tournament. The mother of one of the Corliss players started harassing a Brooks player following the game. When Corliss assistant coach tried the calm the irate parent down, a player from that team allegedly tossed a Gatorade bottle at the Brooks player . . . and it was on. Not only did players from both teams get involved, but reportedly one of the fathers joined in as well, punching and elbowing opposing players and coaches. According to one of the Brooks players, "All of a sudden we turned around, and the girl was swinging at Verenice. I tried to come in from behind to help, but then more girls jumped in. . . . [Brooks player] Samantha [Hernandez] tried to come over and help right away, but by then there were six or seven girls from Corliss swinging and kicking. Samantha got hit in the face twice." When it was all over, four Brooks players were take to the hospital and, for some reason, the Corliss bus took off before cops could arrive. Hmm. Fortunately, they know where to find the team and reportedly there is an investigation going on that could lead to charges against Corliss players, coaches and parents. Welcome to the Big Show, girls! (Chicago Sun Times) Former Capital Hill Press Secretary Pleads Guilty to Robbing Banks to Pay for . . . Golf? - We suspect there's more to this story, but according to reports, former Capital Hill press secretary Thomas C. Springer pleaded guilty to four counts of bank robbery after telling authorities he needed money for golf . . . and his rent. But mostly for the golf. Witnesses say that Springer walked into a Chevy Chase Bank and passed the teller a note that read, "Bank Robbery." The teller promptly turned over $400 . . . laced with one of those exploding dye packs. Of course, after it exploded IN HIS PANTS police were quickly able to pick him out of the crowd. And you'd think he'd be better at this by now, considering that Springer was convicted in four previous bank robberies. Nope, nabbed again with his pants full of goo. (Baltimore Sun) HS Football Star "Totals" House in Crash Following Prom - It was supposed to be a safe, post-prom party at Bob and Jackie Westbrook's home in Scottsdale, Arizona for students (mostly athletes, cheerleaders and honor students) from Horizon High School. They even rented a bus to safely transport the kids from the prom to their house, confiscated all the booze and even took the car keys away from everyone. Everyone, that is, but HHS star quarterback Dax Crum, 18, (at one time considered on of the top college prospects in the state of Arizona) who showed up late to the party and refused to turn over his car keys claiming he had arrived on one of the buses. According to the police report, for some reason Crum had to be "escorted from the property," and the Westbrooks offered to call a cab for the jock or have someone else drive him home. Instead, young Crum whipped out his car keys and drove off in his 2003 Mercedes S55 AMG (an example is pictured above). Shortly thereafter, everyone heard a crash and discovered that their star QB had driven his car into the nearby home of an elderly couple, nearly hitting a man as he was sitting in a chair in the living room. Here's were the story gets good: Dax Crum was--as you might have guessed-arrested at the scene and charged with suspicion of being a minor under the influence of alcohol, driving drunk, and having a blood-alcohol content of more than 0.08 percent, which is the legal limit. His father, Bob Crum, who's a senior vice president at CB Richard Ellis, and played briefly in the NFL, sounded sorry when he said that, "Dax is being forced to learn a very difficult lesson. He's a very fine young man who made a mistake," but then went out and hired the best DUI lawyer in town. According to witnesses, after destroying the house this "fine young man" got out of his car in a daze and tried to run away, only to be tackled in the street by the man who tried to keep him from driving drunk in the first place, party host Bob Westbrook. The elderly couple, who had packed up their belongings to move to Central America after selling their home, are now living elsewhere because the house was so badly damaged by the crash that it is unsafe to stay there. (AZ Central) Today's "Little League Coach Attacked by Angry Parent" Story Comes to Us From . . . Woodland, Washington - Coaching a girls softball team in Little League would seem like a less stressful job for a coach than, oh, say managing the Yankees. Then again, we can't recall an incident where Joe Torre was ever attacked by A-Rod's dad for making a change in the line-up. On the other hand, in Woodland, Washington they apparently take their girls softball VERY seriously: according to coach Dan Boughner. He was in the dugout during a game this week after making changes in the lineup when he heard some commotion outside turned around to find one of the player's fathers standing in front of him. Before he could ask the guy to leave he was head-butted and hit twice, causing him to fall backwards over a bench. All in front of a bunch of screaming little girls. Adam Burhop, 34, was arrested and charged with assault. (KTVZ)
Golfer on Golfer Violence - Frankly, we're surprised this doesn't happen more often: two golfers, playing for money, get in a dispute over the rules when the score is close. In this most recent case, two golfers in New Jersey got into a dispute over what was "out of bounds." When one player turned to leave, the other became upset and grabbed two clubs from his bag and attacked the other man. The result? Injuries to the victims arms (including what is described as an "ugly gash on his elbow") and two broken golf clubs. Fortunately for the victim, a sheriff's deputy who was playing the foursome behind them saw the whole thing and made an arrest. Not surprisingly, the attacker, Therlow Roberts, 48, has more than 37 arrests on his record that range from aggravated assault to failure to pay support. (NY Post) Duke Lacrosse Stripper Assault Case Update: University Panel Claims School President Delayed Action Because Victim Changes Story - The panel Duke University, put together to discuss what went wrong with their handling of the alleged assault by the men's lacrosse team on an exotic dance, made an unexpected revelation today indicating that the victim initially told police she was raped by 20 white men, then said she was attacked by three. Because of that huge discrepancy the school's president wanted to wait and see how the case played out before disciplining the team. The report also states that Durham cops told campus officers that "this will blow over." Her story gets shakier by the minute boys and girls. (Yahoo News) #75! See if you can follow this one: a HS baseball
coach picks up 14-year-old girl who was staying overnight at a friend's house
and takes her to McDonalds because she and her friends had just finished smoking
marijuana. On the way home from the restaurant the girl claims she needed to use
the bathroom so the pair stopped at the high school because, well the coach had
keys. He was then clearly spotted on a school security camera following the girl
into the boy's locker room where the victim claims he groped her underneath her
shirt. For his part the coach claims nothing happened and that he was just
trying to help a troubled student . . . at 2 o'clock in the morning. (Tallahassee.com) Volunteer Gym Teachers Suspended for Having Sex, Then File Lawsuit Against School - A 16-year-old boy and 17-year-old girl from Middle Creek High School in North Carolina were in a program where students teach physical education at elementary schools. Not a bad idea, make the teens give something back to the community. Fortunately for them, one day recently the young students they usually taught were on a field trip, leaving them about 90 minutes of free time in the middle of the day. What to do, what to do? If you're reading this on BadJocks, you know what happened next: the went back to her house to have sex and were promptly caught by her mother who came home unexpectedly. Mom called the cops and the boy, Ryan Biggar, was taken back to school and promptly suspended for violating school conduct rules because he was supposed to be teaching at the time. Well, his parents aren't letting the story end there and have now filed a lawsuit against the school district has no authority over students' off-campus behavior and should not have suspended him. Not so, said school board lawyer Ann Majestic, "Students leave school and essentially take the rules with them. The parents and the student had signed a form indicating the conditions under which a student could be off campus during the lunch hour, and it made it clear that school rules applied while the student was off campus." (Charlotte.com) Columnist: Is Under Armour's Advertising Slogan "Click-Clack: I Think You Hear Us Coming" Gang-Related? Have you seen the latest commercials for Under Armour, the sports underwear? It's "Click-Clack: I Think You Hear Us Coming" and appears at first to refer to the sound of cleats on concrete, but according to CBS Sportsline columnist Clay Travis the term "click-clack" is also heard in numerous rap lyrics going back many years and refers to the sound of a gun being loaded. Intentional or accidental? (CBS Sportsline) #73! BadJocks First: Rock climbing coach arrested for
sexually assaulting 15 year old girl who was one of his rock climbing students.
Insert "rocks off" joke here. (CBS
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