#62! Gym Teacher Resigns After Allegedly "Climbing His Own Rope" Outside of Class - A gym teacher at Alpine Public School reportedly briefly expose himself while "fixing his clothes" in the presence of other teachers. At first, the school thought this was accidental and isolated, until the end of March when he allegedly approached several teachers in the same day with is manliness out in the open. (North Jersey.com)

Sports Video of the Week: MLB Prospect Delmon Young Flips Bat at Umpire - You've heard about this story, now watch the video! Our friends at Tampa Bay's 10 have the video clip of Tampa Bay Devil Rays prospect Delmon Young throwing a bat that hit a replacement umpire in the chest. Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark! Young, the brother of Tigers star Dmitri Young was suspended indefinitely by the International League after being ejected in the first inning following a called third strike in the Durham Bulls' Triple-A game at Pawtucket, Rhode Island. In an apology that clearly appears to have been written by his agent, Young claims the heat of the moment got the best of him. Good thing he wasn't hitting with an axe. (Tampa Bay's 10)

#61! Junior varsity girls softball coach was released on bond after being arrested for sexual assault of female student. (Green Bay Press-Gazette)

New USC Quarterback Arrested for Sexual Assault - Mark Sanchez, One of two USC players vying to replace Matt Leinart as quarterback was arrested this week on suspicion of sexual assault. According to Los Angeles Police the 19-year-old redshirt freshman was taking into custody after a female USC student told police she had been sexually assaulted by Sanchez in the early morning. (LA Times)

Duke Lacrosse Update: Other Players Say This Is All About Money Dispute - Several of the Duke lacrosse players not charged last week with sexually assaulting a stripper have told ESPN that the biggest thing that happened that fateful night was a dispute over how much money the two exotic dancers would get paid. The players, who spoke to the TV sports network on the condition their names not be used, also admitted that "slurs and bad language were used by some players and the dancers" during the argument. Also, the victim's father says his daughter is considering dropping the charges. (ESPN)

Shocker! HS Coach May Have Been Involved in Lacrosse Hazing Incident - See if you can follow this one: members of the Dublin Coffman High School’s varsity lacrosse team were reportedly on a bus to Memphis, Tenn., for a tournament at the end of March. Something happened on the bus that caused a player to tell his parents, who then talked to school officials, who then gathered the boys together and asked--I'm not making this up!--if anyone "had fingers shoved up their rectum" during the Memphis trip. To their surprise, one boy not only raised his hand but at least four others said they witnessed the incident. According to police, the players said it happened after there was some discussion "between the parties about the glove and not being a believer in the glove." (WTF?) And, based on high school debate rules, to stimulate further discussion one coach allegedly held down a player with the opposing point-of-view while another player, wearing a black glove, inserted his hand into the player’s boxer shorts. The debate ended when the victim started screaming, "Get the (expletive) off of me, leave me alone," a clear violation of established debate technique.  Now here's the fun twist: one of the accused coaches has taken the classic stance that this was all just harmless horseplay (his attorney even used the time honored "Boys will be boys" line) and that it was being blown out of proportion because of "a few angry young men (players) that either dislike the coaching staff or aren’t getting any playing time and resent us." Yeah, admitting in public you had something like that done to you is the quickest way to get back at a coach. (Columbus Dispatch)
UPDATE: Cops Get Search Warrants, Search for Gloves

#60! HS volleyball coach pleads not guilty to having sex with a minor, 17, who was one of his players. (CBS 2)

BadJocks First: Indoor Soccer League Coach Suspended Two Years for Putting Referee in Choke Hold (Thanks to Scott Jones for the link!)
MORE SOCCER FUN: Bulgarian team sacrifices lamb, paints goal posts with blood to help it win. It didn't. (Yahoo News)

So Long Ron Mexico? Woman Settles STD Lawsuit With Vick - According to reports, the infamous "Ron Mexico" incident involving Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael "Don't Mistake Me For Marcus" Vick is over after he reached a settlement with a woman who sued him claiming he gave her a sexually transmitted disease. According to court documents filed last week, the case was dismissed with prejudice, meaning Sonya Elliot cannot refile a lawsuit against Vick based on the same claim. The "Mexico" tag was slapped on Vick after Elliot claimed he used that name when he checked into a hospital for treatment of herpes. Shortly thereafter, demand for Falcons #7 jerseys with the name Mexico on the back increased dramatically and the NFL had to put a stop to it to avoid embarrassing one of their star players. (Gwinnett Daily News)

#59! Coach Faces Record 44 Charges After Relationship With Girl That Included Him Pleasuring Himself While She Showered - The girls basketball coach at Woodside High School will head straight to a jury trial for reportedly molesting a female student starting in November 2003 when she was 14 years old. The incidents allegedly continued until she was 15 and included both inappropriate touching and repeated instances of masturbation in front of the girl while she showered, according to police. (SM Daily Journal)

HS Drill Team Hazing: Girls Force to Run Naked Across Football Field - It's not just the sports teams getting in on the fun hazings anymore: police in Pleasant View, Utah are looking into allegations that new members of the Weber High School drill team (insert your own joke here) were force to run naked across the football field as part of an initiation. Now, before your brain really starts spinning, this happened at night with no one watching . . . or taking pictures that could be posted on the Internet . . . at least that we know of so far. (Desert News)

Sports Video of the Week: Bone Rattling Hockey Check - Have you seen this hit yet? In the first overtime period of one of the most exciting NHL playoff games in recent memory, Buffalo Sabres defenseman Brian Campbell lays out one of the most punishing hits in NHL history on Philadelphia Flyers rookie forward RJ Umberger

Here's How NOT to Do It! Hunting Safety Instructor Discharges Shotgun Into Classroom Ceiling - The people conducting the hunter safety classes in Livingston, Montana are not supposed to use live ammunition during their demonstrations, so imagine their surprise when one of their instructors accidentally discharging a shotgun shell into the ceiling of the library during a class. According to state officials, instructor John Lundberg was teaching a class to about 50 students and was demonstrating how, in the excitement of the hunt, someone can accidentally load the wrong ammunition into a firearm, creating a dangerous situation. At that point Lundberg reportedly loaded a 20-gauge double-barrel shotgun with a 28-gauge shell, at which point the gun accidentally discharged and sent pellets  into the ceiling of the community room at the library. Not surprisingly, Lundberg could face some kind of disciplinary action for the accident. (Billings Gazette)

Latest Hazing Pictures: Women's Softball Team Sets New Record for Variety of Beverages - It's apparently not enough anymore to get the freshman drunk doing shots or chugging beers. The upperclassmen on the CMS softball team in Claremont, California had their rookies go through a barrage of different alcoholic beverages--and consumption methods--in one evening, including our new favorite, something we'll refer to as a "Lewinsky shot" (pictured at right) for purposes of main page readership. The pics feature the usual costumes (including a few interesting bulges) and lots of heavy drinking. Click here to see them all.

Did Reggie Bush's Family Get Free House? Just days before the NFL draft, the family of USC running back Reggie Bush is homeless. Actually, no one knows where they are right now after they abruptly left the 3,000-square-foot house place they had been living in the past year in Spring Valley, CA after a reported asked a seemingly innocent question about how they could afford the $800,000 home. Unfortunately for Bush, Yahoo! Sports starting asking questions about the real owner of the home, Michael Michaels, a man who alleged tried to get Reggie to sign with a certain agent and who also appears to have ties a sports marketing company. Oops. The result of that questioning has USC asking the Pacific-10 Conference for an investigation. If it turns out that Bush got the house from a booster, it's possible that USC would have to forfeit all 12 games they one that he played in during 2005. (Yahoo Sports)

Mom Allegedly Has Sex With Son's HS Baseball Teammate - It's not exactly a HS Coach Sex Scandal, but since both boys play high school baseball together, we felt we should report the story. Denise H. Harvey, 38, was charged Friday with unlawful sexual activity with a minor after investigators say she seduced a 16-year-old boy during a three-month period in which she flirted with him on the phone, visited his home, where they engaged in sexual intercourse. The victim was allegedly a teammate of her own son's and the two began flirting on the phone after she gave him her phone number. Eventually, she showed up at his house when mom and dad weren't home, and according to police, performed oral sex on him. Cops also accuse her of coming back to the house two more times with condoms. To make matters worse, authorities say that the younger sister of the teen accidentally walked in while Harvey was engaged in sex with the boy in a bedroom. (TC Palm)

#58! Girls JV Softball Coach Banned From Team - Cops say he allegedly had a sexual relationship with one of his players on a team that he co-coached with his wife! For some reason, she has been banned from the school as well. (Times Online)
UPDATE: Girl-on-Girl HS Coach Sex Scandal #175 for 2005 Gets Jail Time - Jessica Spain, 27, a former assistant coach at Newark High School, was convicted last week of three counts each of unlawful sexual conduct with a minor and sexual battery involving an underage female player. Spain had wanted probation (and probably thought she would get it, based on recent headlines) but the judge disagreed and gave her a total of 6 years in prison.

The Eight Worst Mascots in Sports . . . and How They Should Be Put to Sleep? #1 on the list is Dartmouth's unofficial mascot: Keggy the Keg. No truer college mascot was ever created. Keggy's suggested method of death? "Fill him up with vinegar. Add a big pouch of baking soda. Toss in about six thousand pins. Seal him tight. Sooner or later, the pins will puncture the pouch, leaking baking soda into the vinegar. Boom goes Keggy." The list at ArmChairGm.com also includes the official mascot for the NCAA and the unfortunate Stanford tree. (Thanks to our buddies Karlson and McKenzie for the link!)

DUKE UPDATE: Second Stripper Didn't See Alleged Assault, But Doesn't Doubt It Happened - Defense lawyers think their best witness might be the second stripper allegedly hired by Duke lacrosse players to entertain at a party in March. Kim Roberts admits she didn't see the alleged assault, but has hired a New York PR firm to try to present her in the best light possible. (ABC News)
ALSO: Cab driver may be able to clear one suspect, but still thinks something happened at house

#57! Track coach not only has sex with several students, he also gives them STDs as going-away present! (WBBM)

#56! 26-year-old Louisiana track coach at accused of trying to rendezvous with a 14-year-old girl he met online. Surprise! The girl was actually a middle-aged sheriff, only two hours into his first online sting operation! (KATC)

EARLIER: Defense Lawyer Gives NBC Party Pictures Showing Victim in Duke Lacrosse Team Rape Case
In the latest attempt to discredit the victim in the Duke lacrosse team sexual assault case, the defense lawyer for one of the accused, Collin Finnerty, has given NBC news copies of several digital pictures from the night of the incident that create a timeline that not only shows the victim drunk and disheveled, but also appears to indicate she was in the bathroom painting her nails at the time the alleged assault occurred. Click here to see all the pictures. (NBC News)
Also: Dukes Suspends Players Following Arrested
Earlier: Duke Lacrosse Defense Lawyers Claim to Have Airtight Alibi - According to FOX News, a source told them that there are credit card receipts, ATM receipts AND taxi receipts that may show that one or both of the accused players were not at the off-campus Durham house in which the alleged rape took place at the time of the attack. (FOX News)
BONUS: Our friends at TheSmokingGun.com have the now unsealed grand jury indictment against the two lacrosse players.
Earlier: Names of Accused Released - The three-count indictments handed down by a North Carolina grand jury charge Reade Seligmann (mug shot right), from Essex Fells, N.J., and Collin Finnerty (mug shot left), of Garden City, N.Y. with rape, kidnapping and sexual offense. Each of the 20-year-old sophomores posted a $400,000 bond and were released. . Television footage showed Finnerty wearing a tie and jacket, his hands cuffed behind his back, being led from a police cruiser to inside the courtroom. District Attorney Mike Nifong said he hoped to charge a third person shortly. (LA Times)
Earlier: Two Duke Lacrosse Players Indicted for Sexual Assault of Stripper - According to sources, a grand jury has indicted two members of the Duke lacrosse team for a reported sexual assault of an exotic dancer hired for a bachelor party. No names have been revealed yet because the indictment is still sealed, pending arrest of the pair. Although the victim said she was attacked by three men, she was only 100% positive of the identities of two of them and only 90% for the third who was apparently not included in this case. (AP)
On the Other Hand: Security Guard Who First Encountered Victim Says No Sign or Discussion of Attack