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Dolphins Safety Arrested for DUI Going 111 MPH
- The Florida Highway Patrol clocked Miami backup Quintin Williams traveling at
111 miles per hour in a 65 mph-zone on Interstate-595 near the Dolphins training
facility. This after Williams and Travares Tillman participated in a charity
pro-am pool tournament at the Hard Rock Seminole Hotel and Casino in Hollywood.
According to police, Williams was racing a 2005 Nissan Maxima driven by Brandy
Lynn Richards, who was clocked at 109 mph. When they finally pulled Williams
over, they also detected alcohol on his breath and he eventually blew a timid
.087% BAC, which is above Florida's legal limit of .08 percent, but well below
what's needed to make the Top Twenty of BadJocks World
Famous BAC Rankings. (TCPalm)
Shirtless Golfers Asked to Leave Course,
Come Back Later and Drive Pickup Truck Over Greens - Two golfers at the Gulf
Hills Golf Course in Mississippi were booted from the course Sunday for being
shirtless, running their cart too close to the green and not following
"proper golf etiquette". Unhappy with the way they were treated, the
pair stomped off, but returned overnight and used their pickup truck to drive
over two greens on the course, spinning their tired down six inches on one of
them. Both men will be charged with felony malicious mischief and caused about
$20,000 worth of damage, and one will have a petty larceny charged tacked on
because he did not return the golf clubs he rented that day. (Sun
Herald)
HS
Football Player Shoots Own "Girls Gone Wild" Video in School Parking
Lot, Will Likely Miss Senior Season - Chalk this one up to the old
"seemed like a good idea a the time" scenario: five students
(including at least one football player) at Hesperia High School in West
Michigan have been suspended and could be expelled for a video they shot at
school. Class project? End-of-year good-bye video? Actually, more like a
home-grown version of the popular "Girls Gone Wild" video. According
to authorities, two junior boys with a camera convinced three girls to bare
their breasts in the school's parking lot right before Memorial Day. After
showing their masterpiece to a few friends, some parents of the students claim
the principal "went wild" himself and called police, who tracked down
the short film. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending how you look at it)
only a few people got to see the tape and it was never posted on the Internet.
The school is still deciding the students fate which could range from suspension
to "social probation" (no dances, sports, etc) or possibly full
expulsion . . . which would definitely not look good on their permanent records.
(WOOD-TV)
Youth Soccer Coach Suspended After Head Butting Opposing
Coach's Son During Game - It's the same old story we hear time and time
again: you're coaching an under 10 soccer game where players and coaches are on
one side of the field, parents on the other. (Not a bad idea, actually.) Your
wife comes over to the "wrong" side of the field, so the opposing
coach (a woman) says something to her about it. You don't like the way you wife
is being talked to so you go after the coach. Then her 16-year-old son (an
assistant coach) steps in and naturally, you head butt him. This happens so
often anymore that I almost hate reporting it. Unfortunately for coach Ghiloni
Park, 41, the Massachusetts Youth Soccer Association thinks this sort of action
is over the line and have decided to suspend him. (Metro
West Daily News)
Bad:
Your Kid's Baseball Coach Does a "Cup Check" on Him; Worse: He Asks
the Players to Do One on Him - This story comes to us from West Bountiful,
Utah where a youth baseball coach is in trouble for getting a little too
personal with his players. According to police, Dennis Ray Richens was charged with four misdemeanor counts of sexual
battery after he allegedly performed "cup checks'' on three boys. Richens allegedly touched the youth's crotch to see whether they were wearing athletic support cups on several occasions.
What's worse is that Richens also allegedly had players perform cup checks on him.
(Most of the boys on the team are 14-years-old.) And probably to show that he is
an equal opportunity offender, Richens also allegedly touched the breasts of a
15-year-old girl who worked in the snack shop at the ballpark. At right Dennis Ray Richens
mug shot.
Standard Examiner
(Thanks to Artie Bigley for the link!)
BadJocks
Update: Woman Who Had Affair With England's Soccer Coach AND the League's
Chief Executive Claims Third Man Sexually Harassed Her at Work - We've
shown you pictures of Faria Alam before and while she is attractive, I'm not
sure why she drove these three men wild. Alam, who was the secretary at the
English Football Association, admits to affairs with the England football coach
and FA chief executive Mark Palios. Now, in a lawsuit, she also claims to have
been sexually harassed by her Football Association boss David Davies, who
allegedly repeatedly kissed and groped her and pestered her for sex. (Life
Style Extra)
#107! Seventh
and eighth grade girls basketball coach accused of sex with student.
#106! Female Lacrosse Coach at School for
Learning Disabled Accused of Sex With 13-Year-Old Boy - You read that
headline right: Beth Raymond, a female assistant lacrosse coach at the Eagle
Hill School in Connecticut, was arrested and charged with sexually assaulting a
male student. (Eagle Hill is a special school that deals with kids who have
learning disabilities and tries to prepare them for mainstream schools.
According to their website, the school enrolls kids from 6 to 13.) No details
about the nature of the sex act or where it occurred was reported and was
reported to police by the boy's parents after they became aware of it.
Second-degree sexual assault occurs when a person more than two years older than
the victim engages in sexual intercourse with someone between the ages of 13 and
16, works for a school the victim attends or engages in sex with a person who
can't consent to intercourse because of mental defect. More
(Thanks to Dr. Dobro for the link!)
Stalkers
Banned From Wimbledon - As if
professional tennis wasn't boring enough already: UK police have taken the
unusual action of preemptively banning ten people known to be regular stalkers
of players--including BadJocks personal favorite Maria Sharapova--warning them
NOT to attend Wimbledon. Cops were briefed on who these individuals were, and if
they do get in they will be asked to leave but can only be arrested if they
commit a crime. Yeah, well we weren't gonna attend your stupid tennis
tournament anyway. More
BONUS: Referee Wants Sharapova's Grunting Stopped - A retiring
Wimbledon umpire things tennis coaches are teaching female players to grunt
loudly when they hit the ball to distract opponents and that the practice should
be banned. In particular defending women's champ Maria Sharapova reportedly
makes a 100-decibel grunt . . . roughly the same as a small aircraft landing
nearby. More
John Salley's Bikini Bet With Desperate
Housewife - Fox Sports talk show host John Salley made a bet with actress
Eva Longoria. If the Pistons beat the Spurs, Longoria has to appear on Salley's
show wearing a bikini. If the Spurs win, Salley has to wear a Speedo on Desperate
Housewives. GO PISTONS! GO PISTONS!
BadJocks Update: HS Wrestling Hazer Who Rubbed
Weiner on Victim's Forehead Sentence to Whopping 2 Days in Jail and Must Pay
$100 Fine - Wow! The justice system is brutal in Warren, Ohio! Ray Crawford,
a former wrestler at Howland High wrestler was sentenced last week for his role
in a nasty hazing incident back in November of 2004. As you may recall, Crawford
and another older wrestler were accused of holding a freshman teammate
down--while they were naked--and then proceeding to take a turns rubbing their
private areas on the kid's forehead. For his trouble, Crawford was fined a
whopping $100 and will serving a whole two days confinement in a local
work-release program. The other attacker got off even easier: he gets to take
part in a "diversion" program and if he can keep from using his penis
as a weapon for a year the incident will be wiped from his record. Surprisingly,
the parents of the victim are working on a civil lawsuit against the school
district, the wrestling coach and the two attackers. They claim the school
failed to vigorously enforce a policy prohibiting hazing. To this day, Howland
High School officials have not acknowledged the incident. More
(Thanks to Joe Bonacker for the link!)
#105! Jamaican Soccer Coach Has Sex With Teen Player, Makes Her Bleed - I
have a feeling this is NOT how Kirk Gordon, 28 the girl's soccer coach Old
Harbour High School hoped his little rendezvous would go. According to police,
Gordon sneaked a 14-year-old member of his team to his cottage on the school
grounds and the two had sex. Shortly thereafter, the girl began hemorrhaging and
he had to take her to a doctor . . . who promptly called her parents and the
police. Gordon now faces carnal abuse charges. More
Police
Pull Over 52-Year-Old Softball Coach From Christian School, Find Hooker and Porn
CDs in His Car - Doing research, maybe? No word yet from Dexter Stewart, who
has coached softball at Christian Life Academy in Louisiana and has won six
district championships in the 12 years he's been there. None of that helped him
when police pulled him over at 8 pm one night because he had something dragging
from his car. He told police he was just giving the woman in the passenger seat
a ride;
she told a different story, claiming Stewart took her to a warehouse where he
"produced cash and a condom and asked for oral sex." How much is
a hummer going for in Baton Rouge these days? According to the lady in question,
Stewart offered her a grand total of $13. But the fun was only starting then: as
cops searched the coach's car they also found several CDs with pornographic
images on them. (The
Advocate)
Update: Coach Resigns - After cops charge him with "crimes
against nature."
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