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Me an "S", Give Me an "H", Give Me an "I", Give Me
a "T": HS Cheerleaders Put Feces on Own Pizza, Claim Rivals Did It
- Ah, cheerleading camp, where young girls learn new routines, compete for
awards and bond with new friends from other schools. Or, it could be more like
this camp in Texas held at the University of Texas at Arlington. According to
reports, Cheerleaders from Fossil Ridge High School in Keller, Texas, sent a
pizza sent to their rivals at Keller High School squad. Nice gesture, huh? Well
less than an hour later a few of the Keller cheerleaders took their pizza to the
Fossil Ridge sponsor claiming their cheerleaders had put a special topping on
the pizza: feces. As it turns out though, it wasn't the Fossil girls who dumped
on the pizza: it was four Keller cheerleaders who did it to try and get the
other squad in trouble. The girls have not be formally disciplened yet, but the
day after the prank, some Keller cheerleaders read a letter of apology to the
Fossil Ridge squad. (WPXI)
Thanks to Kenny Edgar for the lead on the story!
#103! Track Coach Accused of Corrupting Minor - Iszel Glover,
29, a girls' track and field coach at Avon Grove High School has been charged with corrupting a
student because police say he had a sexual relationship with
a 17-year-old female student.
BadJocks Update: HS Hockey Coach Who Thought He Was
Emailing 14-Year-Old Boy Gets One to Five Years to Think About It - Back in
2003, former HS hockey coach Joseph Doyle (Natick High School, New Hampshire)
thought he was exchanging explicit emails with a 14-year-old boy, who he
arranged to meet with at local YMCA. Instead, he came face-to-face with a burly
police detective. More
(Thanks to Bill Donovan for the linnk!)
Mass.
HS Prep Basketball Stars Arrested for Statutory Rape: State Claims One of Them
Also Used Cell Phone to Take Naked Pictures of 15-Year-Old Victim, Pass Them
Along to Friends - The second sex scandal to hit a prominent Massachusetts prep
school this year (remember the Hockey Hummer incident at Milton?) heated up
yesterday as five members of the Winchendon School basketball team where
arraigned on charges of statutory rape. This incident involved a 15-year-old
girl, who may have initially consented to sex with one of the players, but not
when four others became involved. (Most of the boys were 18 or 19 at the time of
the attack last fall.) One of the five, Oliver Harrison, is also charged with
taking naked pictures of the victim with his cell phone passing them along to
his friends. Most of the alleged attackers have college scholarships to play
basketball, with one attending the University of Cincinnati and other San Jose
State. No word yet from those schools if their scholarship offers will be rescinded.
Side Note: Even though the school knew of the allegations against the
five, they let them play this season because "charges hadn't been brought
against them yet." (Boston
Channel) Thanks to our New England correspondent, Bill Donovan, for the
link!
Police Have to Use Pepper Spray on "God" - Playing
for Florida State's football team may make you feel like a "god" but
when you're caught out in the middle of the street at night doing push-ups, when
the cops ask you your name, best not to tell them God . . . unless your parents
had a strange sense of humor. Wyatt Sexton, who started several games at
quarterback for the Seminoles last season is hospitalized after cops found him in the street,
claiming his name is God. Of course, an answer like that will get you
peppers-sprayed. Looks like another banner year for college football bad jocks. More
Irish
ChampClaims: "Crazy Tyson Bit My Nipple!"
- By now, most people know that former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson disgraced
himself Saturday night in a fight against Irishman Kevin McBride. After getting
knocked around for several rounds, Tyson took a seat and didn't answer the bell
for the seventh round. What most of you haven't heard is that--in addition to
other dirty tricks he tried to use to win the fight--Iron Mike also allegedly
bit McBride's nipple! According to a story in the our favorite UK tabloid, The
Sun, McBride told reporters, “He could not get up high enough to bite my
ears — good job he wasn’t a midget otherwise he would have bitten something
else! He was also trying to bite the thumb of his glove in the ring and I
just couldn’t work out what he was trying to achieve by that." The nipple
biting caught the 6'6" McBride completely off guard, adding, “I
didn’t realize it at first but he had his teeth around it. I just felt a
strange sensation and then realized what he’d done." Fortunately for
McBride, Tyson wasn't able to "Holyfield" his opponent's nipple, but
it wasn't for lack of trying! (At right, a still photo from the fight where
Tyson appears to be going for McBride's gusto.) More
BONUS: Tyson sez, "I'm
not going to disrespect the sport anymore." Uh, Mike, I think that
ship sailed about 1991 . . .
Reds
Announcer, Radio Station Sports Director Accused of Secretly Videotaping Teen
Girls Changing Into Swimming Suits - At the WTMY
website, Ed Edwards is listed as the sports director. He's known is
Sarasota, Florida for coaching a Babe Ruth youth baseball coach, as well as the
spring baseball announcer for the Cincinnati Reds. Last week though,
Edwards--whose real last name is Peteja--was arrested for videotaping juveniles
having sex and girls changing in and out of bathing suits in his home. According
to police, Peteja, 47 invited young girls between the ages of 13 and 16 over to
his home to use his pool and then used a hidden camera in his bathroom to
videotape them. In at least one instance it is alleged that he allowed a
teenaged boy and girl to have sex in his bedroom . . . which he also videotaped.
One sharp-eyed neighbor admitted seeing the teens at Peteja's house, but didn't
think much of it, adding "He had a roommate at the time who was married and
I thought it was the roommate's kids. But now it makes me wonder if maybe it
wasn't, cause they were high school age kids." The tapes, which officials
believe were made in 2002 and 2003, were allegedly found by a friend of Peteja
who turned them over to police. (At right "Big Ed's" mug shot.) More
Golfer Flips Cart, Arrested for DWI - I'm actually surprised
this doesn't happen more often: police were called to investigate a rollover
accident at the River Golf Course in Keystone, Colorado, only to find out it the
vehicle involved was a golf cart and it happened near the 16th hole. The driver
was given a breathalyzer test and blew a pretty tame .077%, (you need a .23% or
better to make the BadJocks BAC Rankings) but that
was enough to get him booked on a DWI charge. He also injured his shoulder,
ankle, back and both knees in the crash and the cart received about $1500 worth
of damage. More
Steroids of Summer Update: Congress to
Investigate Growing Use Among Young Girls - It's not just big sweaty mean
injecting themselves with growth hormones and steroids: it also seems to be the
latest craze among young girls trying to get that thin, lean Olsen Twins look .
. . and Congress ain't happy about it at all, young lady! The same congressional
committee that interrogated Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco will hold its fourth
hearing on steroids in response to a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
report that anabolic steroid use by young girls is rising. According to the CDC
report girls not only take steroids to enhance athletic ability, but also to
control weight and lose body fat. More
#102! Elementary School Teacher/Soccer Coach Accused of
Sex With 8th Grader - A 14-year-old girl claims that Mario Garcia had several
sexual encounters with her inside Ogden Elementary School.
#101! - James LaMorte Sr., a former swimming coach at
Venice High School in Florida is accused of sexually molesting several students,
and faces two felony charges -- one of sexual battery and another of fondling
a child younger than 16 in a sexual manner. The allegations against LaMorte
date back to between 1978 and 1992 and his accusers are men in their 30s and
40s.
Canadian Base-Brawl - What if you went to a baseball
game in Canada and a hockey game broke out? Well, if you were at a Northern
League game between the Goldeneyes and the Cracker-Cats last Friday, you not
only saw a bench clearing brawl, you also saw seven players who won't be on the
field for a while. More
To Pee or Not to Pee, That is the Question! HS Hockey Star
Taken to Court for Urinating on Younger Player - When the coach at
Archbishop Williams High School in the Boston area found out that one of his
team's co-captains had urinated on a younger, smaller player in the shower he
immediately suspended the player, Michael Owens, for more than a week and also
stripped of his co-captaincy. The father of the victim thought the school didn't
go far enough and now has brought charges against him. A judge has ruled that
while there is sufficient evidence to convict Owens of assault and battery, the
case was continued without a finding for one year, meaning it will likely be
dropped if he stays of trouble until then. More
Another Massachusetts Prep School Sex Scandal - Hot on
the heels of the Milton Academy Hockey Hummer story, comes new charges against
several current and former basketball players at the prestigious Winchendon School.
According to court documents, five players are charged with statutory rape in connection with an alleged incident last fall at the prep
school. Three of them were charged last month with statutory rape and indecent assault of a child over
14, and one has been charged with distributing material of a child in the nude.
Details of the exact nature of the incident were not available. More
(Thanks to our New England correspondent, Bill Donovan, for the link!)
Lady HS Teacher Buys Smokes for Teens, Flashes Her Breasts
at Them on Ride Home - Plus, six people are arrested for brawling over
cigarettes at a convenience store. And students at a high school where a dead
deer and a Confederate Flag where flown from the school flagpole as a senior
prank are more upset about the flag than the deer. Huh? Details and more tales
of stupidity at The DumbassDaily.com -
News From the Shallow End of the Gene Pool.
So THAT's Why the Rest of the World Loves Soccer! In
preparation of next year's World Cup matches in Germany, the town of Dortmund, is rushing to install a series of drive-in wooden “sex huts”
for prostitutes and their customers in what's expected to be a boom in the local sex
trade during the event. In case you didn't know (I didn't) prostitution is legal
in specially designated "red light" areas of Germany. More
