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Headline of the Week: Two
Oregon State Football Players Caught Trying to Bribe Cabbie With Pot -
There's dumb, and then there's downright stupid, and then there's these two
geniuses. Everyone knows if you're going to pay cab drivers with drugs they
prefer Ecstasy! Jimtavis Walker and Star Paddock have been charged with assault,
robbery, theft of services, harassment and attempted delivery of a controlled
substance after attempting to pay a cab driver with marijuana and them stiffing
him altogether. According to police, the dimwit duo took a cab early Friday and
when they reached their destination they didn't have the cash to pay the $14
fare, so they offered the cabbie some marijuana, but it was refused. Paddock
then offered to pay with a credit card, but took it back before the transaction
was complete, left the cab, and pushed the driver when he attempted to stop
them. (Thanks to Victoria Taft at KPAM for the link!)
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Naked
UK Soccer Break Dancer Banned From Sport For Three Years - Mark
Hargreaves, 34, was banned from any football (soccer) matches anywhere in the
United Kingdom for three years after his "routine" during a match
between Burnley and Blackburn last year. According to reports, during the
nationally televised game, the former professional boxer ran on to a the field
and break-danced naked before being hauled away by officers. He was attending
the game with his girlfriend's boss . . . make that his ex-girlfriends boss. He
also lost his job. According to his lawyer, "He took a bizarre and
regrettable decision after having a couple of drinks before the game."
#34! Thomas Gondek, a youth hockey coach and teacher at
Greenfield Catholic school teacher admitted to police hat he used his computer to ask juvenile male students sexually explicit questions,
such as whether
they performed sexual acts on themselves.
Female
Student Allegedly Gives Oral Sex "Birthday Present" to High School
Hockey Players in Locker Room - Officials at the
private Milton Academy in Massachusetts expelled five members of the boy's
hockey team for receiving oral sex from a 15-year-old sophomore girl. A school
investigation found that the players requested, and received oral sex, from a
classmate in a school locker room last month. Rumors are swirling that the sex
acts were reportedly performed by the girl as a birthday present for one of the
boys. A school spokesperson could not--or would not-confirm that part of the
story. So far, none of the boys have been charged with a crime, although several
could be charged as adults under MA law, even if the hummers were consensual. In
an interesting side note, President Bill Clinton delivered the commencement
address at the school two years ago as a favor to a friend whose son was
graduating. (Thanks to Bill Donovan for an outstanding link!)
Pamela
Rogers Turner Pleads Not Guilty to Charges of Sex With Boy - Actually,
her lawyer enter the pleas and she didn't even show up for court. Her trial is
set to start in November.
Complete
Transcript of the Barry Bonds "Don't Know What Cheating Is" Press
Conference on February 23, 2005
Today's
HS Basket-Brawl Brought to You By . . . Utah! Police arrested five
juveniles outside Brighton High School following a basketball game Tuesday
night. According to the school principal, the problems started outside the gym
after the game as student from both school began taunting each other, and the
taunting turned into shoving, which turned into fighting. Eventually, police had
to use pepper spray to get one of the students under control.
Caught
on Tape: Washington State Joins in With Its Own Basket-Brawl - Not to be
outdone, a father of a player on the girls basketball team at Sequim High School
punched a coach following a playoff game. Link includes video clip of adults
fighting in background as girls shake hands with players from opposing team.
#33! Former wrestling coach at Malden High School in
Massachusets accused of sexually assaulting a child. Prosecutors say Everett Bower,
32 started abusing the victim from the time he was 8 years old and a student at Bower's judo academy.
According to the prosecutor, the victim
described being paddled, both with a physics book and a large paddle until his
buttocks bled.
Soccer
Team Doctor Accused of Indecent Exposure During Massage - Obviously,
this guy thought there was more to the service than just rubbing his back.
Armando Gozzini, 44 the team doctor of European "football" giants AC
Milan was arrested for alleged indecent exposure to a woman in the Lowry Hotel
in Manchester. According to police, Gozzini was being massaged by a female
member of staff in the spa suite when the alleged indecent exposure happened.
That Certainly Explains Things: Barry
Bonds Tells Media "I Don’t Know What Cheating Is"
- At a Tuesday press conference, Mr. Bulky, San Francisco Giants slugger
Barry Bonds, making his first public comments since grand jury testimony about
his steroid use was leaked, angrily sidestepped questions about his role in
baseball's steroid scandal. Though he couldn't--or wouldn't--comment directly on
the testimony, he did have harsh words for the media and fans who won't let go
of the story, "You guys are like re-running stories. This is old stuff.
It's like watching ‘Sanford and Son.’ It's almost comical, basically. ...
Are you guys jealous, upset, disappointed, what?" When asked if taking
steroids was cheating, Mr. Bulky responded with what will soon become a classic
grade-school catch phrase, "I don't know what cheating is." He
also tried to deflect additional questions about steroids by focusing the real
problem drugs in society: alcohol and tobacco. Watch clips of this heart-warming
press conference at ESPN.com.
Bonus:
Columnist:
Barry Bonds Just Doesn't Get It
- Barry Bonds angrily dismissed the media Tuesday, but he won't be able to do that when questions about steroids are asked in an open courtroom.
Pamela Rogers Turner Update: Mother
of Victim Says Boy Can't go to School Because of Media Attention - The
mother of the 13-year-old boy who allegedly had an affair with hot blonde gym
teacher Pamela Rogers Turner says regardless what you've heard her son is the
victim. The woman--not identified to protect her underage son--told the Southern
Standard newspaper that despite reports to the contrary, her son was closely
supervised and Turner was a close family friend. She went on to say that her son
can't go back to the scene of the crime, Centertown Elementary, because
"news trucks are up there everyday."
Turner is due in court on Wednesday to be arraigned on charges that include
15 counts of sexual battery by an authority figure and 13 counts of statutory
rape.
What Is This, Slap Shot III? Minor
League Hockey Coach Suspended for Season for Placing Bounty on Head of Opposing
Player - Steve Shannon, the coach of the Motor City Mechanics of the
United Hockey League, has been suspended without pay for the rest of the season
for allegedly putting a $200 bounty on the head of Flint Generals forward Kevin
Kerr. The Hanson Brothers were unavailable for comment, as they were all out
playing good clean "old time" hockey.
Bonus: Get your official
Charleston Chief's merchandise here.
#32! Husband of Owner of Cheerleading School Under
Investigation - The husband of the owner of a Port
Orange, Florida cheerleading school is
under investigation after two people (including one young female coach)
complained that he made sexual advances and inappropriate comments toward some
of the girls there. A 20-year-old coach at the school claims the man asked her
to lift her shirt so he could see her sports bra. The report also says he
touched the coach's "naked breast" and lowered his pants and exposed
himself to the young woman after first telling her he shaved his pubic area.
More Steroids Crap: Sprinter
Says Doctor Made Up Story to Cover Stimulant Use - The San Francisco
Chronicle, home of some of the best coverage of the BALCO steroid scandal, said
in a story that for sprinter Kelli White testified that psychiatrist Brian
Goldman said publicly that she had narcolepsy to cover up her use of a banned
stimulant even though she never had the sleep disorder. White also said in grand
jury testimony that it was part of a false story devised by Bay Area Laboratory
Co-Operative head Victor Conte to cover up a positive drug test.
Ban
the Fans? Massachusetts Schools Locking Fans--Including Parents--Out of Games
Because of Increasing Violence - Brawls at high school sporting events
have become so common lately that school districts are having to take the
extraordinary step of locking fans out of games. In the Boston area, the league
championship hockey game between Northeast/Malden Knights and Shawsheen Valley
Regional Technical High School was closed to even parents after an earlier fan
brawl between the two schools. Is this the latest trend in high school
sports?
School
District Suspended Boozing Cheerleaders for 10 Days in 2002: Three Years Later
Their Legal Bills Related to Incident Top $400,000 - A suburban St.
Louis school district, which suspended cheerleaders at Holt High School for 10
days for drinking before a 2002 football game, has run up legal bills of more
than $400,000 defending itself from lawsuits from the girls and their families.
Recently, a federal appeals court rejected the claim of two former varsity
cheerleaders that they were denied due process. Unfortunately, a lawsuit filed
in St. Charles County Circuit Court on behalf of three cheerleaders and one of
their sisters is still being pursued. Here's
a report of the incident from back in 2002. In this one the girls charge
that after the alleged incident, the cheerleading coach "kidnapped"
the squad and interrogated them for three hours in her home.
Serial
Soccer Hooligan Jailed for Five Months for Running Onto Field, Challenging
Opposing Player to Fight - This loser, Michael Lewis, was already
serving a three-year ban from every football stadium in England and Wales when
he "invaded the pitch." So you don't think officials are being hard on
Lewis, he already has 24 previous convictions relating to hooliganism.
Northern
Iowa Football Player Arrested After Brawl With Police; Threatened to Harm Their
Families - This is NOT how you make yourself at home: Hakim Hill, a high
school running back in the state of Iowa who was dismissed from the Arizona
State team last fall, is in trouble before he attended a single practice at
Northern Iowa U. According to police Hill allegedly fought with the officers and
threatened to kill them AND harm their families during an incident early Sunday
when they responded to a fight involving four people at the Sheraton Hotel in
downtown Iowa City.
Say What? Portland
Tattoo Artist Claims He Owns Image on the Arm of Piston's Rasheed Wallace
- Can you own a picture on someone else's body? Apparently Matthew Reed from
TigerLilly Tattoo and DesignWorks in Portland, Oregon does because he's suing
Rasheed Wallace to stop the Detroit forward from displaying the work in ads for
Nike basketball shoes. Reed's lawsuit wants the ad featuring Wallace and
the tattoo (an Egyptian looking family with a stylized sun above them) off the
air and the Internet, as well as damages. (Thanks to Joe Littrell for the link!)
Rival
UK Soccer Fans Pelt Each Other With Stones and Bottles -
More than 30 British soccer fans were arrested over the weekend in violent clashes that followed Everton
and Manchester United's Football Association Cup match. One police officer was hospitalized
and four others injured as rival fans threw stones and bottles at
each other following United's 2-0 win.
#31! Donny M. Spiller former seventh grade girls' basketball coach at Hamilton Township Middle
School in Ohio was labeled a sexually oriented offender and was sentenced to six months in jail
Friday for trying to have sex with students. According to cops, Spiller
asked female students to expose themselves and to engage in phone sex.
(Thanks to Artie Bigley for another great link!)
Teacher Trouble: TV
Station Compares Pamela Turner Case to Debra Lafave - According to the
report, "Both are attractive blondes with movie star looks, and both were
teen models. In 1999, Debra was featured in 'Makes and Models' magazine, posing
with auto parts. Pamela also appeared scantily dressed for a motorcycle
ad." Oh, and both teachers allegedly had sex with a boy under 14. Link
includes video clip. (Thanks to Artie Bigley for the link!)
NASCAR Nudes: Chassis
Expert Caught Along Highway Drunk, & Wearing Nothing But a Towel -
Eddie Dickerson, the director of chassis engineering for NASCAR's Hendrick
Motorsports team has resigned. The comes a few days after Dickerson's arrest
early Sunday morning on charges of disorderly intoxication. According to police,
Dickerson, 49, was found at 4:04 a.m. Sunday alongside A1A wearing nothing but a
towel. No reason given for his lack of clothing (although I'm sure it will be a
hell of story if he can remember it) but he was charge with disorderly
intoxication.
Former
Iowa Wrestling Coach Charged With Indecent Exposure - Joe Williams, a
former Hawkeye wrestling coach and Olympic contender was charged this week with
indecent exposure after allegations were made that he made unwanted sexual
advances toward one of his wrestlers' girlfriends in November 2003. For his
part, Williams says the exposure was an accident that happened when his unit
popped out of his boxer shorts during a massage. The girlfriend of wrestler
Jason D'Agata has a slightly different story. She claims in a statement that
Williams came to her apartment to talk about her boyfriend's wrestling, but the
conversation allegedly turned to their sex life. Uncomfortable with the
discussion, she left the room and when she came back out, Williams allegedly
had his hand around his penis and, according to the statement, said, "I
have a way that you can help out Jason; come over here and help me out."
Wow, those stories are so similar, I can see where there might be a
misunderstanding . . . (Thanks once again to Artie Bigley for a great
link!)
Breaking
BadJocks News: Titans Safety Arrested for DUI - Titans safety Tank
Williams was arrested early Thursday and charged with driving under the
influence. His BAC of .08% is the minimum to be arrested for drunk driving, but
nowhere near what he needs to make it into the BadJocks
BAC Rankings.
BadJocks Update: Bowling
instructor pleads guilty to child porn charges.
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