You don’t think he’s just going to sit around all that time, do you?
Top Five Things Brian Williams Will Be Doing During His Suspension
#5, Catching up on this season of HBO’s “Girls” and then washing his eyes out with bleach.
#4. Writing about his 11 years as a Japanese kamakaze pilot in World War II.
#3. Spending some quality time with his old buddy, Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon.
#2. You know, for the right amount of money, Downton Abbey will hand out bit parts for the servants roles.
#1. Teaching Ethics at the Jerry Springer School of Broadcasting.