Top Five Things Brian Williams Will Be Doing During His Suspension

So, pharm NBC News Anchor Brian “I Misremembered” Williams, here has been suspended for six month by then network for several, and shall we say, “embellishments” about his past.

You don’t think he’s just going to sit around all that time, do you?

Top Five Things Brian Williams Will Be Doing During His Suspension

#5, Catching up on this season of HBO’s “Girls” and then washing his eyes out with bleach.

#4. Writing about his 11 years as a Japanese kamakaze pilot in World War II.

#3. Spending some quality time with his old buddy, Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon.

#2. You know, for the right amount of money, Downton Abbey will hand out bit parts for the servants roles.

#1. Teaching Ethics at the Jerry Springer School of Broadcasting.

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