Daily Blast: May 30, 2013

Saints WR Arrested for DUI – Saints wide receiver Joe Morgan was arrested in Jefferson Parish, generic La., mind on Saturday for allegedly driving while intoxicated. According to police, Morgan’s blood alcohol content was nearly three times the legal limit, at 0.218%. Not quite enough to get him in the Top Twenty of the World Famous BadJocks BAC Rankings, but it certainly makes him the “leader in the clubhouse” for 2013.

Elsewhere in NFL Arrest News: Buccaneers DB Arrested for Public Intoxication for Second Time in Three Months

Former HS Assistant Football Coach Arreste for Sexting Girl, 17 – He’s accused of sending her pictures of his junk and getting naked pictures of her back.

Gym Teacher Arrested for Indecent Exposure – On a Sunday morning he pulled up in his car and asked a woman for directions . . . with his pants down. She should have known something was up: men never stop to ask for directions.