First, we never knew that there was even a National Holiday to celebrate Bikini Fitting Day for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.
But apparently there is . . . or should be.
And the other thing we REALLY didn’t know was that not only does such a day exist, but it also requires someone to take pictures of said Bikini Fittings, but also to publish them for worshipers to enjoy. God bless you Jerry Jones!
Can I get an amen? (At right, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Courtney in her bikini for the squad’s annual calendar shoot scheduled next week in Mexico.)