Okay, not every wide receiver in college loves to run down field and try to knock down an opposing defensive back . . . but Marcus “But I Might Get My Uniform Dirty!” Davis of Virginia Tech takes this contact avoidance to a new low. Just watch him in the video clip below of him against Florida State and see how often he not only misses making a block, he appears to be purposely running AWAY from any contact. Are the VT coaches not watching their own film on this guy?
In the above compilation of last Thursday’s Florida State-Virginia Tech game, Virginia Tech receiver Marcus Davis (wearing the No. 7 jersey, and highlighted with a white arrow in the video) seems to not agree with the concept of blocking for his teammates. Maybe it’s a diffusion of responsibility (Eh, there are nine other dudes. One of them can get that guy), but Davis does not make any effort to contribute as his offense tries to grind out a few more yards. He ended up only catching two passes for 68 yards as the Hokies lost, 28-22.
From the guys over at DeadSpin.com: a Division III golf coach at Huntingdon College, a Methodist school in Montgomery, Ala., goes on one of the longest profanity rants we’ve ever heard. Not that we’ve heard a lot, but you know, some. Hey, what kind of profanity we hear is not the point here: this f*cking coach is at a Christian school and he probably just set a record for F-bombs per minute.
Click on the link to hear the whole thing that was secretly recorded by one of the players on the team, but here are some of our favorites here at BadJocks:
“We f*cking don’t deserve shit. F*cking—we haven’t broke 300 all year. Four f*cking chances in nice weather, and we haven’t broken 300 yet. F*ck me.”
“I don’t want to hear a f*cking word out of anybody until we get back to Kentucky[?]. Put your f*cking headphones on, go to sleep, I don’t give a shit. I had to watch you play golf for the last 54 f*cking holes. Please do not let me hear your f*cking voice right now.”
“I gotta f*cking go up there and watch that bullshit you four call golf! Like watching f*cking paint dry! My dad looked and me and said, ‘Why the f*ck are you recruiting these kids?’”
This 60 lb girl is really fast and, apparently, hard to tackle.
Here’s more on Sam from USA Today (video from Good Morning America below):
Imagine a mix of in their prime versions of Barry Sanders and Bo Jackson combined with The Waterboy’s Bobby Boucher and you’ll get an idea of the type of havoc young Sam Gordon wrought on her youth boys league this season. The youngster from the greater Salt Lake City area posted the following ridiculous stats – 1,911 rushing yards, 8.2 ypc and 25 touchdowns – this season in the Gremlin age group (mostly nine year olds) of the Ute Conference. According to her father Brent, who posted the video, there were 172 kids in her district who tried out for a Gremlin team. During tryouts, Sam tested the fastest in every single speed and agility drill. Gordon ended up starting at quarterback for her team, which only called running plays.
Seems like everyone on the field goal team forget about the rules and just stood there.
Here’s more from the YouTube description:
Week 9 // Friday, November 2, 2012
Rattlers Stadium, Sharyland, Texas
Edinburg North Cougars @ Sharyland Rattlers
Edinburg North’s 44 yard field goal attempt fell short, falling into the awaiting hands of Sean Landez, who caught the ball at the edge of the end line 9.9 yards in to the end zone. After maintaining his balance, he turned back for the return, racing down the sideline behind his blockers all the way in for a 109.9 yard Touchdown return! (Sharyland won 48-7)
Oxbow Union High School’s (VT) three-sport coach/phys ed teacher Brian Musty has been coaching since 1989 and allegedly he got a little closer to one of his students than the law allows back in the late 1990′s. According to police, a woman who was a high school student at that time told her therapist recently that she had sex with Musty “hundreds of times” starting when she was only 15 and he was 28. According to the victim, these hook-ups happened at his home; at Oxbow Union High School including in a shower room between the coaches’ offices; in his car while the pair were driving to and from the school; and at his family’s camp in New Hampshire.
According to at least one report, the girl lived with Musty and his family during that period because her family had proven too dysfunctional and abusive.
Musty was arrested after police had the now adult woman call Musty to discuss their relationship and secretly recorded the conversation. Here’s more on the story from the Times Argus:
According to the affidavit, during that call Musty told the woman “nothing like that has ever happen (sic) since,” “I guess for me it was something like if it was just sex … I would have stopped calling you … once (you) got married and moved away and stuff,” and “maybe we did some things we should not have.”
He repeatedly mentioned caring about the woman and making mistakes, and said, “I mean it’s kind of why I got into teaching phys ed (to) try to help kids through high school,” according to investigators.
Remember the story from this summer about the California soccer players at La Puente High School who allegedly had a “pole tradition” as part of their hazing of new players? Looks like several former members of the team might be on their way to prison where they could be able to participate in their own “pole tradition.”
And we’re not talking about one or two minor charges that will be plea bargained away: a couple of the accused have been hit with 10 charges each, based on what police are describing as four separate incidents with different victims. According to the LA Times:
Two of the boys, both 17, were charged with 10 counts each: one felony count of sexual penetration with a foreign object, one felony count of assault with a deadly weapon, four misdemeanor counts of sexual battery and four misdemeanor counts of hazing. A 16-year-old boy was charged with six counts: felony sexual penetration with a foreign object, felony assault with a deadly weapon, and two misdemeanor counts each of hazing and sexual battery.
Without going into a lot of details, the teens are accused of either luring, or having the boys soccer coach send, victims to some kind of equipment room where a group of upperclassmen from the team waited with a small, sharpened pole (some early reports were calling it a javelin) which was they then attempted to insert into the new player’s rectum.
One 17-year-old boy was “brutally assaulted” in May after he entered the storage room to return some equipment, the claim alleges. He was attacked by varsity team members who carried a long pole with a sharp end while other players recorded the attack with their cellphones.
In addition to the charges against the alleged attackers, parents of the victims have said they will file a lawsuit against the Hacienda La Puente Unified School District claiming the hazing had been going on for years. NOTE TO SCHOOL ADMINISTRATORS: This will be you soon if you have hazing “traditions” at your school that you allow to continue.