Okay, not every wide receiver in college loves to run down field and try to knock down an opposing defensive back . . . but Marcus “But I Might Get My Uniform Dirty!” Davis of Virginia Tech takes this contact avoidance to a new low. Just watch him in the video clip below of him against Florida State and see how often he not only misses making a block, he appears to be purposely running AWAY from any contact. Are the VT coaches not watching their own film on this guy?
In the above compilation of last Thursday’s Florida State-Virginia Tech game, Virginia Tech receiver Marcus Davis (wearing the No. 7 jersey, and highlighted with a white arrow in the video) seems to not agree with the concept of blocking for his teammates. Maybe it’s a diffusion of responsibility (Eh, there are nine other dudes. One of them can get that guy), but Davis does not make any effort to contribute as his offense tries to grind out a few more yards. He ended up only catching two passes for 68 yards as the Hokies lost, 28-22.
From the guys over at DeadSpin.com: a Division III golf coach at Huntingdon College, a Methodist school in Montgomery, Ala., goes on one of the longest profanity rants we’ve ever heard. Not that we’ve heard a lot, but you know, some. Hey, what kind of profanity we hear is not the point here: this f*cking coach is at a Christian school and he probably just set a record for F-bombs per minute.
Click on the link to hear the whole thing that was secretly recorded by one of the players on the team, but here are some of our favorites here at BadJocks:
“We f*cking don’t deserve shit. F*cking—we haven’t broke 300 all year. Four f*cking chances in nice weather, and we haven’t broken 300 yet. F*ck me.”
“I don’t want to hear a f*cking word out of anybody until we get back to Kentucky[?]. Put your f*cking headphones on, go to sleep, I don’t give a shit. I had to watch you play golf for the last 54 f*cking holes. Please do not let me hear your f*cking voice right now.”
“I gotta f*cking go up there and watch that bullshit you four call golf! Like watching f*cking paint dry! My dad looked and me and said, ‘Why the f*ck are you recruiting these kids?’”
This 60 lb girl is really fast and, apparently, hard to tackle.
Here’s more on Sam from USA Today (video from Good Morning America below):
Imagine a mix of in their prime versions of Barry Sanders and Bo Jackson combined with The Waterboy’s Bobby Boucher and you’ll get an idea of the type of havoc young Sam Gordon wrought on her youth boys league this season. The youngster from the greater Salt Lake City area posted the following ridiculous stats – 1,911 rushing yards, 8.2 ypc and 25 touchdowns – this season in the Gremlin age group (mostly nine year olds) of the Ute Conference. According to her father Brent, who posted the video, there were 172 kids in her district who tried out for a Gremlin team. During tryouts, Sam tested the fastest in every single speed and agility drill. Gordon ended up starting at quarterback for her team, which only called running plays.