Cowboys Dez Bryant Arrested on “Family Violence Charge”

What is a “family violence charge?” Sounds like he allegedly assaulted a female member of his family (mom, sister, niece) who Bryant’s not married to, otherwise it would be domestic violence or something. Anyway, the real question is: what impact will this have on your fantasy football team? First thing: unlike the Adrian Peterson incident last week in Houston, this is NOT Bryant’s first run in with the law or…

July 17, 2012
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Knick’s Jason Kidd Arrested for DUI After Charity Event

First off, we know the questions you all have on your minds: what was Kidd’s blood alcohol concentration when he was arrested and was it enough to make it into the World Famous BadJocks BAC Rankings? And the answer: we don’t know . . . at least not yet. What we do know is that Kidd–who just joined the Knicks on Thursday–was at a charity event prior to the arrest…

July 16, 2012
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Nick Saban’s Daughter Sued Over Savage Sorority Sister Attack

Here’s the basics, according to the lawsuit filed by former sorority sister Sarah Grimes: Alabama football coach Nick Saban has a daughter, Kristen, who was in the Phi Mu sorority at UA back in 2010. One night at the sorority house the gals were drinking. Went to a bar. More drinking. Saw one of Kristen’s former boyfriends who ignored her. Went back to sorority house where Kristen continued to complain…

July 13, 2012
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Report on Penn State & the Sandusky Scandal to be Released at 9 AM Today

Will today be a new beginning for Penn State’s football program, or the beginning of the end? From PennLive.com: The team brought in by Penn State to investigate “the facts and circumstances of the actions” at the university surrounding molestation of boys by former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky will release its highly anticipated report today, with the school’s reputation and future direction hanging in the balance. The report will be…

July 12, 2012
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BleacherReport: 7 Best-Looking Rookie Cheerleaders from Around the NFL

Who gets these assignments to do these stories? And more importantly, why don’t more of us think stuff like this up? Imagine this poor guy having to pour over hundreds of pictures and videos of the NFL’s newest cheerleaders, trying to find the best looking ones.  How hard would that be?  And so continues our love/hate relationship with the guys at the BleacherReport.com: 7 Best-Looking Rookie Cheerleaders from Around the…

July 12, 2012
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Video: Best Fishing Video Ever?

Fishing’s a sport, right? I mean, there are those Bass Masters who do it professionally, and lots of people enjoy it as recreation. If you fish, I’ll bet nothing like this has happened to you at your local pond. Contains some Not Safe For Work language.

July 12, 2012
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Naked Jocks Grace ESPN The Magazine’s “Body Issue”

Ever wanted to see the Patriots Rob Gronkowski naked? Too bad.  If you want to see the lovely ladies of the US Olympic Volleyball Team wearing nothing, you also have to see some naked male jocks as well. Makes it sort of “balanced”, we suppose. If you haven’t already seen the photos, you can check them out at ESPN here.  Are they Safe For Work? Probably not, even though everyone’s…

July 11, 2012
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Video: Streaker Disrupts Olympic Torch Relay

As most of you know, the 2012 Summer Olympics will start soon on London, and as tradition, the Olympic torch makes its way via runners from Athens, Greece to the host stadium. What’s NOT traditional is a naked guy running out ahead of the torch with nothing but the words “Free Tibet” scrawled on his back. And to think, dozens of British school children got the day off to see…

July 11, 2012
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