Warning to Soccer Hooligans: Poland Has Hired “Testicle Biting Police Dogs” for Euro 2012 Championships
Do you really need to say more than that? The Poles are obviously not messing around, as evidenced by an editorial in the English-language Krakow Post newspaper aimed at visiting fans from the UK, that asserted that local law enforcement agencies were MORE than ready to tackle any hooligan threat at England’s southern Poland base camp during the Euro 2012 soccer championships.
“The Polish police are going to come down on troublemakers like a bag full of anvils and you don’t want to be there when it happens. Krakow has a long history of hooligan violence — the local police have seen it all before and they will ruin your day if you try it on.
Poland’s anti-hooligan squads are armed with: Shotguns firing baton rounds that probably won’t kill you as long as you’re 30m away, a truck-mounted water cannon affectionately known as ‘the typhoon’, a high-tech sonic cannon that can make you wet yourself on its lowest setting, dogs trained to bite you directly in the testicles.”
That does raise some interesting questions: are these dogs trained to bite one’s testicles, or are they breed to do so? Either way, is there any way to be certain they won’t do it once they’re “retired” from the hooligan squad, especially after they’ve acquired a taste of scrotum meat?
And are we looking at an interesting addition to the Westminster Dog Show in 20 years? Will we hear the booming voice of the ring announcer say, “The Polish Testicle Biting Terrier was originally breed to attack the man-parts of visiting soccer hooligans. They make wonderful family pets, except for the occasional attack on the owner’s balls. This is Polish Testicle Biting Terrier Number 16, “Grandpa’s Nasty Surprise.”
Source: The International News