Painful Sports Video: Finals of “Shin Kicking Championships”

Yes, you read that right: there is a sport in the United Kingdom that is essentially two guys holding each other by the arms and taking turns kicking each other in the shins until one of them falls down and can’t get up.

No, really, it’s just that complicated . . . and stupid.

Screw this garbage. I’m going to go watch a real American sport, like lawnmower racing.