Video: Bobby Petrino’s Mistress Dancing at Miss Bikini 2008 – Alison Melder

The Bobby Petrino Scandal: the gift that keeps on giving. This morning we had a post about the second other woman in his life, a young Republican and Razorback fan named Alison Melder who also did a little modeling. She also claims to have won the Miss Bikini 2008 competition. Now comes a video of Ms. Melder dancing in that contest. We can hardly wait to see what happens next…

April 13, 2012
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More Piling on Petrino: Was He Cheating on Mistress With “Miss Motorcycle Mania” Bikini Model? – Alison Melder

Picture of Alison Melder
April 13, 2012

And the Petrino mess gets worse. Now the guys over at DeadSpin, who obtained all 2 million pages of the former Arkansas football coach’s phone records, say he sent more than 200 text messages last fall to a young woman named Alison Melder.  According to her now deleted LinkedIn profile, Melder is a graduate of Arkansas-Little Rock and worked as a Senate assistant with the Republican Party of Arkansas. But…

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Piling On: Bobby Petrino Gets Animated GIF and Taiwanese TV Treatment

still image from Bobby Petrino re-enactment animated video
April 12, 2012

Let the piling on begin! Former Arkansas football coach Bobby “How ‘Bout a Lift?” Petrino has been fired, rumors are swirling that there are nude photos of his manhood floating around the Internet, and his face still looks like an undercooked pepperoni pizza. So, how could things get any worse for the former Razorback? How about if people start re-enacting your infamous motorcycle accident using animation? (Bobby Petrino jokes will…

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It’s This Kind of Crap Internet

You know, it must seem like the world of the longest running sports/crime blogger (me) would be glamorous and filled with non-stop fun each day. But no. Most days are spend cleaning out my email inbox, deleting all sorts of scam emails and solicitations for my business. One of the more common solicitations is from search engine optimization (SEO) companies, boasting that they can get me to “The Top of…

April 12, 2012
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Bobby Petrino Update: Former Arkansas Coach Exchanged 100s of Texts w. Jessica Dorrell; May Have Included Nude Photos

The water is getting deeper for now former Arkansas football coach Bobby “I’ll Text You” Petrino. According to reports, he and his mistress/employee, Jessica Dorrell exchanged 100s if not thousands of text messages including 70 on Sept. 17, the day Arkansas beat visiting Troy 38-28.  The university has released Petrino’s phone records and it does not make him look any better. And if that wasn’t enough, there might be nude photos…

April 12, 2012
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BadJocks Update: Naked Pictures of Jessica Dorrell (Bobby Petrino’s Gal Pal)

As I tweeted yesterday, the most popular search term leading people to BadJocks the past few days has been “Jessica Dorrell naked pictures.” Which, of course, we don’t have. So . . . my generous readers have been emailing me fake naked pictures of Ms. Dorrell. STOP SENDING THEM TO ME! I don’t have time to go through the ones I already have. Thanks!

April 11, 2012
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Video: Soccer Player Takes Dive, Kicks Teammate Who Tries to Help Him Up

Nothing unusual about professional soccer players falling every time a stiff breeze blows. What is different about this video is that the player falls and then a teammate tries to help him up . . . like even HE doesn’t buy the dive. Of course, the faking player (some guy named Pepe) won’t have any of it, pushes his teammate away and even kicks at him (with his “broken” leg)…

April 11, 2012
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