Soccer Boss: Divers Should Face Three Game Ban

So, finally someone in the world of professional football (soccer) has admitted that so-called “divers” (because they dive to the ground clutching a non-injured leg) are damaging the sport and, if caught, they should be banned for three games. Well, duh? It took them this long to see this is a problem? (Watch the video below for some classic dive examples.) At the World Cup two years ago, the diving…

April 16, 2012
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Video: Worst Soccer Goal Celebration Ever?

Those choreographed team celebrations are SO 15 minutes ago!  Now, the best way to celebrate a teammates goal is to wait until he’s on his back on the ground and stand on his stomach. Let’s hope he’s not wearing spikes! And no, I don’t know who these teams are. Someplace in Eastern Europe I think.

April 16, 2012
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Video: Jalen Rose Calls Out High School Sports Hero Skip Bayless – ESPN

We heard about this last week, but hadn’t seen the video. Here’s more on the story behind the video from TheLostOgle.com A few weeks ago, ESPN talking head and Oklahoma City native Skip Bayless took to Twitter to complain about Thunder point guard Russell Westbrook. The comments were really nothing new or insightful, just the typical “Westbrook’s not a point guard!!!” rhetoric that people say or think or tweet (me…

April 16, 2012
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Video: Bobby Petrino’s Mistress Dancing at Miss Bikini 2008 – Alison Melder

The Bobby Petrino Scandal: the gift that keeps on giving. This morning we had a post about the second other woman in his life, a young Republican and Razorback fan named Alison Melder who also did a little modeling. She also claims to have won the Miss Bikini 2008 competition. Now comes a video of Ms. Melder dancing in that contest. We can hardly wait to see what happens next…

April 13, 2012
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More Piling on Petrino: Was He Cheating on Mistress With “Miss Motorcycle Mania” Bikini Model? – Alison Melder

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April 13, 2012

And the Petrino mess gets worse. Now the guys over at DeadSpin, who obtained all 2 million pages of the former Arkansas football coach’s phone records, say he sent more than 200 text messages last fall to a young woman named Alison Melder.  According to her now deleted LinkedIn profile, Melder is a graduate of Arkansas-Little Rock and worked as a Senate assistant with the Republican Party of Arkansas. But…

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Piling On: Bobby Petrino Gets Animated GIF and Taiwanese TV Treatment

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April 12, 2012

Let the piling on begin! Former Arkansas football coach Bobby “How ‘Bout a Lift?” Petrino has been fired, rumors are swirling that there are nude photos of his manhood floating around the Internet, and his face still looks like an undercooked pepperoni pizza. So, how could things get any worse for the former Razorback? How about if people start re-enacting your infamous motorcycle accident using animation? (Bobby Petrino jokes will…

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It’s This Kind of Crap Internet

You know, it must seem like the world of the longest running sports/crime blogger (me) would be glamorous and filled with non-stop fun each day. But no. Most days are spend cleaning out my email inbox, deleting all sorts of scam emails and solicitations for my business. One of the more common solicitations is from search engine optimization (SEO) companies, boasting that they can get me to “The Top of…

April 12, 2012
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Bobby Petrino Update: Former Arkansas Coach Exchanged 100s of Texts w. Jessica Dorrell; May Have Included Nude Photos

The water is getting deeper for now former Arkansas football coach Bobby “I’ll Text You” Petrino. According to reports, he and his mistress/employee, Jessica Dorrell exchanged 100s if not thousands of text messages including 70 on Sept. 17, the day Arkansas beat visiting Troy 38-28.  The university has released Petrino’s phone records and it does not make him look any better. And if that wasn’t enough, there might be nude photos…

April 12, 2012
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Video: Soccer Player Takes Dive, Kicks Teammate Who Tries to Help Him Up

Nothing unusual about professional soccer players falling every time a stiff breeze blows. What is different about this video is that the player falls and then a teammate tries to help him up . . . like even HE doesn’t buy the dive. Of course, the faking player (some guy named Pepe) won’t have any of it, pushes his teammate away and even kicks at him (with his “broken” leg)…

April 11, 2012
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