Today’s “Pinocchio Award” Goes to: Eddie George! Found in Car With Drunk Blonde LPGA Golfer at 2am

LPGA Golfer Rachel Connor with football star Eddie George
March 8, 2012

Remember how we like to say that “nothing good happens outside a bar at 2 am?” Well, we can now add to that with “nothing good happens inside a car with a drunk, blonde golfer’s at 2 am.” And we’re talking to you, former NFL star Eddie George. We were once on an episode of ESPN’s “Outside the Lines” with Mr. George, back when BadJocks was new and the idea…

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Hockey Dad Regrets Using Laser Pointer to Help Daughter’s Team Win – Winthrop High

An update on a story we had earlier this week . . . Does this guy regret using the laser pointer to attempt to blind the goalie for Medway-Ashland High School, or does he just regret getting caught AGAIN at a game with the pointer? Hard to tell listening to 42-year-old Joseph Cordes who stands charged with only disturbing the peace after someone him reported him during the third period…

March 8, 2012
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Two Michigan High School Football Players Arrested Over Alleged Hazing Incident – Madison High School

Just down the road from the BadJocks Bunker is the sleepy town of Adrian, Michigan where not much happens. Usually. This week though, we’ve seen not one, but two members of the Madison High School football team arrested as a result of an investigation into hazing incidents last summer during football practice. Sources tell us the incidents came to light after an inadvertent Facebook posting gave away more details than…

March 7, 2012
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From Our “Special Place in Hell” Dept: Coach Accused of Sex with Special Olympian

We cover a lot of high school coach sex scandals on this site, and a lot of teacher sex scandals over at The Dumbass Daily. And, after a while, you think you’ve seen everything and that nothing will surprise you anymore. Wrong! Now we get to tell you about Cornelius Davis, 29 a special education teaching assistant and counselor at Brookland-Cayce High School (SC) who is accused of sexually assaulting…

March 6, 2012
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Video: Geezer Golfers Get Revenge on Prank Playing Teens w. Airhorns

According to police reports, Ronald E. Richardson and Donald E. Nieto (both 71) were enjoying a leisurely round of golf at the Shalimar Pointe Country Club (FLA) Saturday afternoon when a group of local teens decided to play a prank on them. And videotape it.(below) The boys hid just outside the course near the ninth hole and waited until just the right time to set off an air horn. Richardson…

March 4, 2012
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“Father of the Year” Booted From Girl’s High School Hockey Game for Using Laser Pointer

We’re all for parents being supportive of their children’s sporting activities, but a father in Massachusetts may have gone a tad too far. Officials during the Winthrop High v. Medway-Ashland High girls hockey last week were notified that a father on the WH side was in the stands shining a laser pointer at the MAH goalie. He was booted, but not before Wintrhop won the playoff game 3-1. Medway-Ashland appealed…

March 4, 2012
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Grandma, 55, to Try Out to be Dallas Cowboys Cheeleader – Sharon Simmons

Sharon Simmons wants to try out for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
March 2, 2012

Okay, so we should probably file this under our seldom used “Good Jocks” category. After all, Sharon Simmons, 55, hasn’t done anything wrong. In fact, the Texas grandmother has taken such good care of her body she’s doing something no one even close to her age has done before: auditioning to become an NFL cheerleader. And not just any squad: the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders who are so popular, their tryouts…

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