Drunk High School Basketball Coach Arrested on St. Patty’s Day for Kicking in Door of House That Wasn’t His Mom’s

A lot of people drink alcohol. And people who like to drink, tend to drink even more on St. Patrick’s Day. And, not surprisingly, some of the people who drink a little too much on St. Patrick’s Day are high school basketball coaches. What is surprising, is that someone hired to be the head coach at Elyria Catholic High School (OH) would get so drunk on St. Patrick’s Day that…

March 23, 2012
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Video: Devils and Rangers Start Game With Fights – March 19, 2012

And the NHL wonders why it can’t attract a wider audience. Look, you can argue that fighting is part of the sport until you’re blue in the face, but only a limited audience really want to see this kind of activity on a regular basis. You fight in basketball, you get ejected. You fight in baseball, you get ejected. You fight in football, you get ejected. You fight in hockey,…

March 21, 2012
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Central Florida Football Player Arrested for Punching Cop During St. Patrick’s Day Party – JJ Worton

The luck of the Irish ran out for University of Central Florida football coach George O’Leary when one of his players decided to take a swing at a cop . . . twice. According to police reports, the fun with J.J. Worton, a redshirt freshman who led the Knights in receiving last season, during a block party outside a bar. For some reason, a deputy asked Worton to leave the…

March 21, 2012
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Video: Soccer Player, 10, Arrested for Kicking Opponent in Face

First off: there’s no mug shot on this one, sorry. Even in Hong Kong they apparently don’t publish mug shots of juveniles. Even juvenile soccer thugs. Second, if you skip to about 1:35 of the video below, you can see the incident in question. And really, with all the fake soccer dives and other on-field shenanigans (yes, we used the S word again) this really does look intentional. It would…

March 20, 2012
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NFL’s Oldest Cheerleader Reveals Bengals Squad Biggest Rift: Real Boobs vs. Fake Boobs

It’s an age-old question that has even infiltrated the confines of the usually cerebral NFL cheerleading culture. Which are better: real boobs or fake boobs? Laura Vikmanis, the league’s oldest cheerleader, has written a book about her experiences on the Ben-Gals squad and reveals that there was somewhat of a “cleavage” among the girls about this important issue: “The most prominent division on the Ben-Gals is not between the young…

March 20, 2012
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Female Coach/Teacher Arrested for Sex At Hotel With Boy, 17, – Erin Queen

Mug shot of coach/teacher Erin Queen
March 19, 2012

Not a lot of details about this story. Just another example of seemingly intelligent young women who are throwing their careers away for sex with underage males. Don’t think this has reached epidemic proportions? Check out the list of Female Teacher Sex Scandals at our sister site, The DumbAss Daily.  There’s at least one case like this a week these days, and sometimes close to ONE A DAY. Is no…

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Video: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Kate Upton’s Banned Zoo York Commercial

There are reports that this commercial has been banned in the USA for being too steamy. Yeah, right. Have you seen some of the latest Victoria’s Secret spots? This is tame by comparison, but it does feature our favorite Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model, Kate Upon, who has a mesmerizing way about her when she runs. Here’s more from the YouTube description: The infamous talking ZOO YORK Roaches are…

March 15, 2012
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Another Grade School B-Ball Coach Attacked: This Time Player’s Father Knocks Him Out

Shelly Miller mug shot
March 14, 2012

Earlier this week, a winning coach on a 6th grade basketball team had part of his ear bitten off by the losing coach following a game. Now we have the father of a 5th to 8th grader at St. Stanislaus School in Michigan City, Indiana punching and beating his daughter’s coach until he was unconscious. Why? The father, Shelly S. Miller, 37, walked into practice about 3 pm to pick…

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Losing Coach Arrested for Biting Ear of Winning Coach of . . . 6th Grade Basketball Team?

Mug shot of ear biting coach Timothy Lee Forbes
March 13, 2012

Can you hear me now? Probably not if you’re the winning CYO coach of a 6th grade basketball team in Springfield, MA. (For those of you not familiar with the acronym, CYO stands for Catholic Youth Organization and for parts of the country where there is a large Catholic population, they run the sports programs at the grade schools. So yes, the biter was supposed to be a good Christian…

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Video: More Douchebag Teens Disrupting Elderly Golfers

Last week we brought you the video of two geezer golfers beating the crap out of a young man who was using an air horn to disrupt their game.  Readers were divided over whether the young punks or the old geezers were at fault there . . . usually along generational lines. Other readers pointed us to the video below, where prank-playing teens and senior golfers get into it. Again,…

March 12, 2012
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