Florida’s Erving Walker Arrested for . . . Stealing Taco, Running From Cops With a Taco

If you’re gonna go, GO BIG, right? University of Florida starting guard Erving “The Thief” Walker went on a crime rampage near the Gainesville campus, ordering a taco from a street vendor and then running off before paying.  A nearby SWAT Team gave pursuit (okay the police report doesn’t say anything about a SWAT Team, but it makes for good visuals) and eventually, with the assistance of several squad cars…

March 31, 2012
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Bengals Cheerleader Sarah Jones Indicted by Grand Jury for Sex With High School Boy

Bengals cheerleader Sarah Jones mug shot picture
March 30, 2012

You remember NFL cheerleader Sarah Jones, don’t you? Several years ago she sued the website TheDirty.com for allegedly printing a story that she had sex with some of the Cincinnati players and either got or gave them an STD. She won a huge judgement as I recall, but not sure if she ever collected. (At right, Sarah Jones mug shot picture, and, below, in happier days as a hot NFL…

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UK Soccer Brawl Ends in Five Ejections – Video

And, shockingly, with all the punching and kicking going on, no one ended up on the ground clutching a knee. And yet, during a game, a stiff breeze can send a player to the turf in agony. Here’s more from the Daily Mail: Shamed Crawley duo Pablo Mills and Claude Davis have written letters of apology following their roles in a mass brawl after the club’s win at Bradford City…

March 30, 2012
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Video: Teen Girl Soccer Player Pulls Opponent to the Ground, Punches Her in the Face

And you thought high school girl’s soccer was boring? A South Carolina TV news crew was taping a game between Chester High School and Lewisville High School when one of the players, Annette McCullough of LHS, falls to the ground. There was a Chester player running with her, but if you watch the video it’s hard to say there was anything but a little incidental contact. McCullogh didn’t think so…

March 30, 2012
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Painful Sports Video: Hurdle Double Fail

Do they still run the steeplechase event in track? Apparently, because this guy jumps a large hurdle, misses, and lands in a large puddle of water. Not too unusual for the steeplechase, but what happens next is. Watch it and see why it’s today’s Painful Sports Video! Hurdle Double Fail – Watch More Funny Videos

March 29, 2012
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Rugby Streaker Fined $250 for “Spread Offense” w. Video

Apparently, Australian streaker Mark Mills, 33, could have received a year in jail and a fine of $1300 for his drunken stunt during a February National Rugby League (Australia) match between the Melbourne Storm and Brisbane Broncos. Especially since his drunken, naked dash onto the field went”beyond all expectation of common propriety”, according to the judge. Yes, Mills was naked and running on the field in front of an estimated…

March 29, 2012
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30 Naked People Play Miniature Golf for Charity, Set World Record

They do odd things in the United Kingdom to raise money for charity.  They’re the ones who started this whole “posing naked for a calendar” trend a few years ago. And now? They have people playing miniature golf . . . naked. A hearty group in Essex went out in what was described as “cold conditions” (shrinkage?) to raise money for a prostate cancer charity, raising nearly $5000. In the…

March 28, 2012
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Video: Kimbo Slice vs. Brian Green Knockout?

Skip ahead to about 3:50 seconds into this video to watch the, uh, “action.” The final round of this fight is almost over, Brian Green seems to be winning easily and suddenly the hype that is Kimbo Slice kicks in (Vegas money?) and he lands two soft uppercuts and–surprise!!–Green is down. We haven’t seen that kind of fake falling since last night’s Champion’s League Soccer Game. And not just down,…

March 27, 2012
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