HS #Cheerleading Coach Accused of Giving Teens Booze, While They Watched Her Kids! – Lori DiMassimo

If you’re a teacher or coach, what could be worse that giving underage high school kids booze? Giving them booze WHILE they’re babysitting your own children. Which is what Lori DiMassimo, 26, former cheerleading coach at Montoursville Area High School (PA) stands accused of today. And that is wrong (and stupid) on so many levels, it’s hard to know where to begin. But here are the basics: According to police,…

November 3, 2011
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DeadSpin: Former #ESPN VP Filed Pre-Emptive Lawsuit Denying He Masturbated In Front Of #ErinAndrews

The DeadSpin/ESPN love fest continues. This time the story revolves around a guy named Keith Clinkscales, ESPN’s former senior vice president for content, development, and enterprise, who left the company earlier this year to become an independent producer. It’s a rather long and complicated drama (as most of these “insider creeps at ESPN” stories are) but because it involves an alleged incident on an airplane with the lovely Erin Andrews,…

November 3, 2011
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Video: Iranian #Soccer Player Suspended for Using Goal Celebrations to Grab Teammate’s Junk – Mohammed Nosrati

You know how soccer players sometimes do those annoying, staged soccer goal celebrations? Well, this is NOT one of those times, but video of the goal celebration in Iran by Mohammed Nosrati of Tehran against their rivals, Damash Gilan, has gained a lot of attention anyway. Why? Well, Mr. Nosrati appears to use the celebration to grab the buttocks of one of his teammates. Is it intentional or accidental? Watch…

November 3, 2011
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Woman, 48, “Acting Crazy” on Golf Course Tasered by Cops

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November 2, 2011

You know, usually our BadJocks “Tasered by Cops” stories feature rather large, young male athletes (typically football or basketball players) who have had a little too much to drink. And the generally smaller–and smarter–officers responding to an incident do the smart thing and just zap their asses into submission. But not this time. No, this time the crazed athlete was a middle-aged Ohio mother of two who was hugging and…

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Gym Teacher Leaves Bomb Threat Note at School So She Can Get Day Off – Jennifer Gomes

Jennifer Gomes Mug Shot
November 2, 2011

First off: yes, teachers jobs can be stressful, even gym teachers. And no, we wouldn’t want to trade places with any of them. But in this case, even you might agree that Jennifer Gomes, 42, went a little too far to get a day off work. Gomez worked as a gym teacher at an Escuela de Guadalupe Elementary School (Denver) a total of one day a week. One freaking day….

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HS Coach Who Reported “Wipe My Ass” #Hazing Incident Claims He Was Unjustly Fired – Patrick Cornelius

Nearly empty roll of toilet paper
November 1, 2011

Patrick Cornelius is (was) the assistant football coach at Milford High School (MA) until just over a week ago when school officials claim he overreacted to some locker room “roughhousing” according to School Superintendent Robert “See No Evil” Tremblay. Cornelius admits to yelling profanity, throwing a a book of plays to the ground and knocking over a couple of trash barrels, but insists he did not touch or harm any…

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#NFL #Cheerleaders in Halloween Costumes

NFL Cheerleader as Cat Woman
November 1, 2011

Finally! NFL cheerleaders wearing something sexy for a change, instead of their usual dowdy uniforms.  Maybe every week should be Halloween in the NFL? At right, I think she’s supposed to be Cat Woman. Does it really matter though?

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