Clover High School on Broom Handle Incident: No Hazing Here, Nothing to See, Move Along

How many times have we seen this? An incident occurs in the locker room, all initial indications are that it’s some kind of sports hazing (in this case, threatening to sodomize someone with a broom handle) the school responds strongly (at first) and then they investigate and it turns out to be . . . nothing. Okay, not “nothing,” but according to the local prosecutor boys “acting like 17-year-old boys.”…

November 8, 2011
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Penn State “Sex Scandal” Leads to Two Resignations; Incidents Involve Former D-Coordinator Jerry Sandusky

Things are not so happy in Happy Valley. Here’s the story as we understand it: Jerry Sandusky was the defensive coordinator for the Penn State football team until he resigned 1999 but continued to use the school’s facilities for his work (apparently a not uncommon practice within universities) with a foundation he established to help at-risk kids called The Second Mile. There were allegedly several incidents involving Sandusky and underage…

November 7, 2011
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NASCAR Nastiness: Kyle Busch Suspended From Race After Intentional Wreck

How bad a NASCAR driver would you have to be to NOT be able to make a wreck look like an accident? Pretty bad, we guess, but that’s what happened to veteran driver Kyle “Sideswipe” Busch, who had to sit and watch this past weekend’s Sprint Cup and Nationwide races from the pits after deliberating wrecking championship contender Ron Hornaday Jr. in the Camping World Truck Series race held on…

November 7, 2011
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Painful Sports Video: Romanian Soccer Fan Punches Player During Game

Things took an ugly turn, even by football hooligan standards, this week during a Romanian soccer match Steaua and Petrolul Ploiești at Ilie Oana stadium in Ploieșt (You were probably watching it on ESPN9 on your iPhone). In the video, you’ll see the fan in black just jogs across the field and punches Steaua Bucharest defender George Galamaz, breaking his cheekbone. Galamaz was treated and released from a hospital, but…

November 4, 2011
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HS #Cheerleading Coach Accused of Giving Teens Booze, While They Watched Her Kids! – Lori DiMassimo

If you’re a teacher or coach, what could be worse that giving underage high school kids booze? Giving them booze WHILE they’re babysitting your own children. Which is what Lori DiMassimo, 26, former cheerleading coach at Montoursville Area High School (PA) stands accused of today. And that is wrong (and stupid) on so many levels, it’s hard to know where to begin. But here are the basics: According to police,…

November 3, 2011
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DeadSpin: Former #ESPN VP Filed Pre-Emptive Lawsuit Denying He Masturbated In Front Of #ErinAndrews

The DeadSpin/ESPN love fest continues. This time the story revolves around a guy named Keith Clinkscales, ESPN’s former senior vice president for content, development, and enterprise, who left the company earlier this year to become an independent producer. It’s a rather long and complicated drama (as most of these “insider creeps at ESPN” stories are) but because it involves an alleged incident on an airplane with the lovely Erin Andrews,…

November 3, 2011
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Video: Iranian #Soccer Player Suspended for Using Goal Celebrations to Grab Teammate’s Junk – Mohammed Nosrati

You know how soccer players sometimes do those annoying, staged soccer goal celebrations? Well, this is NOT one of those times, but video of the goal celebration in Iran by Mohammed Nosrati of Tehran against their rivals, Damash Gilan, has gained a lot of attention anyway. Why? Well, Mr. Nosrati appears to use the celebration to grab the buttocks of one of his teammates. Is it intentional or accidental? Watch…

November 3, 2011
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Woman, 48, “Acting Crazy” on Golf Course Tasered by Cops

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November 2, 2011

You know, usually our BadJocks “Tasered by Cops” stories feature rather large, young male athletes (typically football or basketball players) who have had a little too much to drink. And the generally smaller–and smarter–officers responding to an incident do the smart thing and just zap their asses into submission. But not this time. No, this time the crazed athlete was a middle-aged Ohio mother of two who was hugging and…

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HS Coach Who Reported “Wipe My Ass” #Hazing Incident Claims He Was Unjustly Fired – Patrick Cornelius

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November 1, 2011

Patrick Cornelius is (was) the assistant football coach at Milford High School (MA) until just over a week ago when school officials claim he overreacted to some locker room “roughhousing” according to School Superintendent Robert “See No Evil” Tremblay. Cornelius admits to yelling profanity, throwing a a book of plays to the ground and knocking over a couple of trash barrels, but insists he did not touch or harm any…

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#NFL #Cheerleaders in Halloween Costumes

NFL Cheerleader as Cat Woman
November 1, 2011

Finally! NFL cheerleaders wearing something sexy for a change, instead of their usual dowdy uniforms.  Maybe every week should be Halloween in the NFL? At right, I think she’s supposed to be Cat Woman. Does it really matter though?

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