Monthly Archives: October 2011

Season is Over for HS Hockey Players Who Allegedly Choked Teammate in Hallway – Armstrong High School

The old “accidentally choked a teammate while just horsing around” gag. That never gets old.

Well, actually it does when teenagers are dying playing a game where you cut off oxygen to a friend until they pass out giving them a temporary high. Only sometimes people do more than pass out. According to a report from the CDC, more than 80 teens died from playing the Choking Game (aka The Fainting Game) between 1995 and 2005. So you can understand why the administration at Armstrong High School (MN) is taking seriously the accusations that three senior members of the hockey team choked a teammate in the hallway until he passed out. The trio has been suspended from school for 45 days and booted off what was supposed to be a promising team for AHS this year . . . causing an even bigger uproar.

All three boys were taken into custody (two as juveniles) and could face assault charges although, according to the rather lengthy–and heated–comments section below the story, the “victim’s” parents don’t want to press charges. The incident has community members deeply divided, with many saying that this potentially deadly practice needs to be stopped, while others claim the boys were just “horsing around” (how many times have we heard that as an excuse of hazing?) and that the punishment far exceeds the crime.

Painful Sports Video: Cheerleader Falls Into Pool During Routine

From the NY Daily News:

Cheerleader Mariana de Leon made a major splash at the Pan Am Games in Mexico when she fell into a swimming pool while performing a cheerleading routine.  The 21-year-old was among 12 cheerleaders doing a routine to “Lambada” when she lost her footing – and landed in the water.

Professional to the end, her fellow cheerleaders barely missed a beat and kept performing the routine.

State of North Carolina Sues NCAA to Turn Over Documents Relating to UNC Football Investigation

Our friend Brooks, over at SportsByBrooks.com goes into much more detail on this situation, but basically the NCAA is being sued by the State of North Carolina for failing to turn over documents related to the recent investigation into shenanigans that when on in the Wolfpack football program. Why? NC is trying to enforce something called the Uniform Athletes Agent Act which it passed in 2000 AT THE URGING OF THE NCAA.

So, as happens most of the time, the NCAA says one thing, but then does another. Is it any surprise that college sports is as screwed up as it is? Forget auditing the Federal Reserve: we’d like a government audit of what goes on within the NCAA.