Monthly Archives: October 2011
LSU Suspends Three Football Players After Real Positive Test for Fake Marijuana
If you get caught smoking weed, you’ll get kicked off the football team, right? So what should you do, not smoke week? Of course not! Instead, find a synthetic alternative that has lots of chemicals in it (commonly known as … Continue reading
Painful Sports Video: Mexican Soccer Player Celebrates Goal by “Executing” Teammate – Marco Fabian
Really? You live in a country were drug gang executions are a daily occurrence and you think it’s cute to re-enact one to celebrate scoring a goal in a soccer game? Maybe Chad Ochocinco should celebrate a touchdown by pretending … Continue reading
Season is Over for HS Hockey Players Who Allegedly Choked Teammate in Hallway – Armstrong High School
The old “accidentally choked a teammate while just horsing around” gag. That never gets old. Well, actually it does when teenagers are dying playing a game where you cut off oxygen to a friend until they pass out giving them … Continue reading
Painful Sports Video: Cheerleader Falls Into Pool During Routine
From the NY Daily News: Cheerleader Mariana de Leon made a major splash at the Pan Am Games in Mexico when she fell into a swimming pool while performing a cheerleading routine. The 21-year-old was among 12 cheerleaders doing a … Continue reading
State of North Carolina Sues NCAA to Turn Over Documents Relating to UNC Football Investigation
Our friend Brooks, over at SportsByBrooks.com goes into much more detail on this situation, but basically the NCAA is being sued by the State of North Carolina for failing to turn over documents related to the recent investigation into shenanigans … Continue reading
Painful Sports Video: The Jim Schwartz vs Jim Harbaugh Altercation Following Lions/49ers Game
Would you pay to see this on Pay-Per-View? Or would it be better on basic cable with an undercard of the Ryan brothers going at it? Here’s the video for the two or three of you who haven’t already seen … Continue reading
Video: Oregon Coach Chip Kelly Tells Fan to Shut Up During Post Game Interview With Erin Andrews
Yeah, he could have said a lot worse on national TV, couldn’t he? Kid probably thinks he’s famous now though.
Female Coach, 26, Accused of Lesbian Relationship with HS Girl, 14: Pair Exchanged 22,000 Texts Over 8 Month Period
Think the cops have enough evidence in this case? Officials say that Pasadena, Texas coach Rebecca Rose Delagarza, 26, and a 14 year-old female student exchanged more than 2500 phone calls and 22,000 texts over an eight month span of … Continue reading
World Anti-Doping Agency: Mexican Soccer Players Tested Positive for Steroids Because of “Tainted Meat”
Add “tainted meat” to the list of acceptable excuses for testing positive for steroids. And, it’s even easier to claim that if you come from a country where the government sucks at preventing drugs from being given to the cattle … Continue reading
Woman Pretends to be Parent Concession Volunteer, Stuffs Several Hundred Dollars Cash in Popcorn Box
At most high schools, the money raised selling pop, candy, hotdogs and popcorn at Friday night football games helps support the athletic programs at the school. And in most cases, it volunteer parents who work at those stands in all … Continue reading
