This story has so much Fail in it that it seems a shame to put it only in one post.
But I’ll try.
Tisha Conklin, 37, of West Bloomfield, Michigan was driving home from what we hope was a Halloween party in her 1998 Jeep Cherokee early Sunday morning when an officer pulled her over. The cops had her take a breath test and found out that her BAC was .17% (more than twice the legal limit) which qualifiers her as a Super Drunk Driver, according to a new Michigan law. If that was the story, you know it wouldn’t be here on BadJocks.
No, the story gets better. Conklin was apparently rather scantily clad in what appears to be a Slutty Referee costume. Once they got her to the jail, officers asked her to change into something a little less revealing and she agreed. (At left, what the costume looks like on a model.)
After exiting the ladies room though, she decided she would rather fight than switch and allegedly punched a female cop before finally posing for the classic drunk “What?” mug shot at right. If convicted of the DUI charge, Conklin will face up to 180 days in jail and a fine of $200 to $700 and 360 hours of community service, while the bonus felony assault charge could net her up to two years in prison.
The high school sports hazing season is winding down, but not before two more high school football players decide to “initiate” new members to the team on a bus ride home from a game. (According to our research, school buses have now surpassed locker rooms as the favorite hazing spot for high school jocks.) And now, they are not only off the team, but face criminal charges.
This latest incident takes place at Glacier High School (Montana) where Logan Robert Jones, 15, and Charles Victor Calobeer, also 15, face misdemeanor assault charges for a sexually violent hazing incident back in September. According to police reports, victims were grabbed from the front of the bus (while the chaperone coach slept) dragged to the back and had a finger inserted into their anus over their clothing. Some victims also say they were then punched in the testicles.
Nothing says “Welcome to the Team!” like having your genitals abused, does it?
By now, now, most of you have seen the video of University of Arizona student Jace “Was That Wrong?” Lankow running onto the field during the UCLA/Arizona game last Friday night dressed as a referee, then stripping off his clothes and streaking the Tuscon crowd. Lankow is now telling cops he did it to pad his resume to get on the TV show Wipeout, but failed to factor in that he might not be able to participate on the show once he’s charged with the class six felony for criminal impersonation. (Of a referee, not a man, we assume.)
If convicted Lankow will get plenty of chances to be chased around the prison yard naked by burly men as the crime carries a prison sentence of a year and a half. Probably what those evil produces are Wipeout were hoping would happen.