Painful Sports #Video: #Soccer Fans Watch Worst Penalty Kick EVER, Forced to Exit Quickly

One of the strangest sports video we’ve ever seen . . . and that’s saying something! What appears to happen in this soccer match from the Middle East is the game ends, riot police decide to help the fans exit as quickly as possible over the seats above them (only wimps use exit aisles!) and then you’re shown a slow-mo replay of the worst soccer penalty kick ever . ….

September 9, 2011
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Victim Tells Court: “I Had #Sex With Female Gym Teacher 300 Times

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September 8, 2011

. . . and I’m still really, really sore.” Just kidding. (Not about the “having sex 300 times” part. That was part of his court testimony and even in Canada, they take that crap seriously. We were kidding about the “sore” part. We think.) The victim in this case, a Canadian man now 25, claims that ten years ago when he was 15 and a student at Rosemere High School…

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Worst Soccer Goal Celebration Ever? – Video

Hey guys: can you just act like you’ve scored a goal before without turning it into an entire Broadway production? Either that, or soccer referees should start immediately putting the ball into play after a goal, so while these little dance numbers are going on, the other team can score three or four times.¬† It says something in the YouTube description about Shakira, but we ain’t seein’ it.

September 8, 2011
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#Video: 600 lb vs 169 lb #MMA Mismatch!

Ho-lee crap! What would it be like for an average sized guy to fight someone weighing over 600 lbs? How do you knock down a mountain of humanity? Watch the mixed martial arts video below and find out (you may want to skip to the last minute or so for the surprising finale.) 600lb vs 169lb MMA Mismatch – Watch MoreFunny Videos

September 7, 2011
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Ten Cops Need to Break Up Brawl Involving Young #Cheerleader, “Mouthy” Coach

Not a lot of details, but a pretty funny local news report about another youth football brawl in Florida. This time in St. Petersburg where it was the ladies who got into it. Last time a player tackled a referee. According to police, five females–including one adult–were arrested following the game at JC Turner Field between the Silver Raiders and a team from Carrollwood. Those arrested included a mother, her…

September 7, 2011
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Sports Picture of the Year? College #Football Player Taunts Fan Being Arrested Following Game

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September 6, 2011

Well, there’s something you don’t see everyday. If we didn’t know better, we would say that #61 is enjoying the fact that whiny, red-headed fan is being arrested for running onto the field following the University of Texas at San Antonio’s 31-3 win over the Oklahoma’s Northeastern State¬†Riverhawks. You can sorta understand the UTSA fan’s enthusiasm: it was their first college football game EVER and was a big win. Yet,…

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“Broomstick #Hazing” Case Costs School District $5 Million

The wise guys in our audience always ask when we report on high school hazings: “What’s the big deal? A couple of kids get embarrassed? So what?” Well, here’s the big deal: school districts who it can be proven knew of a history of hazing athletes–and didn’t take any steps to prevent it–are going to be sued. And they’re going to lose. The latest example comes from Robertson High School…

September 6, 2011
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#Marshall Football Player Arrested for String of Armed Robberies, Stealing Cell Phone, Making Calls – Troy Evans

We’re not sure how smart a football player Troy Evans was for Marshall, but he wasn’t much of a armed robber. First off, he allegedly robbed people right on campus. People who have likely seen his face splashed on TV and the local papers. Second, after allegedly stealing one guy’s cell phone, he started calling his friends, making the cops job much easier. And shooting a gun off while reportedly…

September 2, 2011
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Youth #Football League Season Canceled After Parents Misbehave

In Hartford County, Maryland, the football season for the Bel Air Terps 12U Red team is over. What, did the league run out of money? Did Hurricane Irene destroy their playing field? Nope. Parents behaving badly caused the Upper Chesapeake Youth Football League to cancel the season. Not a lot of details about the incidents that started this chain-reaction, but apparently two parents got into it at a team scrimmage….

September 2, 2011
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