Monthly Archives: September 2011

#Seminoles Greg Reid Arrested on . . . Perjury Charges?

This thing with Florida State’s Greg Reid gets rather complicated, but here’s the basics:
Cops stop someone driving erratically on a scooter.
Person resists arrest, takes off.
Cops find scooter hours later, track ownership to Seminole cornerback Greg Reid and call him down to ID the bike, ask him what’s going on.
Reid tells cops a friend from hometown borrowed scooter, but really can’t remember his first name, “accidentally” tells cops–in a sworn statement–wrong name.
Cops find out Reid lied to them, arrest him for perjury. Also claim he threatened a cop’s family.

Other than that, just another week for the Seminoles Crime Report.

Couple Fined for Sex on #Cricket Pitch, Victims Who Witnessed it Earn $25

Andy Newman and his girlfriend Kerri Cooper would not be the first drunken couple to attempt to have sex on the grass of an athletic field. They are probably also no the first to do it in broad daylight. But when you choice of venues is a cricket pitch in the United Kingdom surrounded by homes, you should expect that the local rent-a-cops will show up and ask you to stop.

Which is what happened in Crawley, West Sussex (UK) only Newman and Cooper allegedly laughed at the request and kept at it while two “wardens” stood by and helplessly watched. Eventually the wardens called police,  and the sex-starved couple were arrested for their amorousness actions and ended up in court where they were ordered to pay the wardens about $25 because they were considered “victims” in this case.

How ugly was this couple, anyway?

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Fake #VinceYoung Cons Woman Out of $2500 in “Hula Hoops for Fat Kids” Scam

fake vince young mug shot

Not Vince Young, but probably a better quarterback

Former #Texas quarterback Vince Young has not had the pro career that many hoped for, but at least he’s not a con man. (Well, other than taking money from pro football teams to play the quarterback position, but that’s another story.) Nope, the guy in this con game is actually Stephan Antwain Pittman who sorta looks like young and has the same basic body build: 6’5″ tall, 230 lbs.  Mr. Pittman also allegedly has a penchant for telling people in the Washington, DC area that he’s the Eagle’s back-up quarterback an has even gone as far as to ask them for money for a fake children’s charity that bought hula hoops for neighborhood kids. One woman actually gave fake Vince Young $2500 before calling police.