Monthly Archives: September 2011

#Bengals Jerome Simpson Considered Top Draft in #Marijuana Fantasy League

Do you have your draft set for the 2012 Sports Weed Fantasy League? You may want to consider moving Jerome Simpson of Cincinnati Bengals up a couple of rounds after police tracked a package containing more than two pounds of … Continue reading

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Female #Football Booster Arrested for Sex w. Member of Team, 16 – Cherish Arroyo

Everyone in Glendale, Arizona thought Cherish Arroyo was doing a good thing volunteering as the football booster club treasurer at Copper Canyon High School. As it turns out, she was–allegedly–actually getting some kind of compensation for her efforts, but not the … Continue reading

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Today’s “Picture You Don’t Want to See” – #Australian #Rugby #Streaker

Fat, hairy rugby fan streaks game in Australia. The look of pure terror on the player’s face as this monstor struts toward him naked is almost worth they eye wash you’ll need. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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50,000 Women & Children Watch Turkish #Soccer Game Free After Men Punished for Violence

Wait. The MEN where punished? What about the unfortunate 50,000 women and children forced to watch a borin 1-1 tie between Fenerbahce and Manisaspor? Sure, the guys have been getting a little bit out-of-hand this lately while watching the games … Continue reading

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Video: PA High School Football #Brawl Leads to Suspensions

It’s still early in the year and we are already seeing a record number of high school football teams brawling on the field. The latest example comes to us from Pennslyvania where teams from Sharon High and Hickory High decided … Continue reading

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Divorced Hockey Mom Accused of Liquoring Up Son’s Friends, Having Sex With Them – Katia Maria Davis

What is it lately with the youth sports mothers and the friends of their teenaged sons? Last week we had the soccer mom accused of boozing up her son’s teammates and showing them a porn video. This week we have … Continue reading

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Video: “Topless” Female Soccer Fan Bounces Along with Crowd

First off: the video below is Mostly Safe For Work. You really don’t see “anything”, but it’s not for want of slowing down the video, squinting and watching it repeatedly. Not much detail on what is happening here, but it … Continue reading

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Cops Say WI High School Girls B-Ball Coach Bribed Girl, 15, For Sex Using . . . #AaronRogers Jersey?

Usually the predatory men in these situations buy their young conquests smart phones, clothes, jewelry or fancy underwear . . . but not in Wisconsin. No, in the badger state, the apparent currency for sex is a replica of the … Continue reading

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Video: UCF Student Arrested After Brawl in Stands w. Cops During Boston College Game: “Don’t Push Me Bro!”

Remember “Don’t tase me, bro?”  Now we have “Don’t push me, bro!” after a University of Central Florida student (who had reportedly been drinking) decided that police officers attempting to escort him from the stadium really DIDN’T have any authority … Continue reading

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Video: FOX NFL “Dancing Robot” Involved in Sex Scandal?

Wow! And you thought the NFL players were a rowdy bunch! Just get a hold of Cletus, the dancing robot you see before and after breaks while watching National Football League games on FOX. Sex, drugs, strip clubs, hookers, robot-on-toaster … Continue reading

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