This case has taken a LONG time to play out, but that’s because the accused, high school psychology teacher, and cheerleading coach, Michelle Preston has been in the hospital recovering from injuries sustained in a one car accident in March of this year. That accident just happened to coincide with Shawnee Mission West High School (Kansas) putting her on administrative leave while they investigated claims that she was having inappropriate relations with not one, but three underage male students at the school . . . and the same time alleged nude pictures of Michelle were circulating around the school. That’s one busy teacher!
At least one report claims the only reason she survived her attempt at vehicular cliff diving is that the OnStar system in her SUV notified police. Okay, so her story is not likely to be used by General Motors in a commercial to promote the vehicle monitoring system, but it’s a thought. “OnStar saved my life . . . so I could go to jail for 30 years and end up old and withered and unable to attract another underage boy for sex. Thanks OnStar!”
Now out of the hospital, Preston faces three counts of having unlawful sexual relations for acts committed with the young lads between Sept. 1 and Dec. 31, 2010. If convicted she could receive up to 30 years in prison.
As for her mug shot: not sure why the Kansas cops used such harsh lighting on her, but those eyes look right through you, don’t they? She WILL steal your soul if you look at her long enough.
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