We’re not sure how smart a football player Troy Evans was for Marshall, but he wasn’t much of a armed robber. First off, he allegedly robbed people right on campus. People who have likely seen his face splashed on TV and the local papers. Second, after allegedly stealing one guy’s cell phone, he started calling his friends, making the cops job much easier. And shooting a gun off while reportedly committing a crime? That’s big time stupid. Welcome to the Federal Prison Football League Mr. Evans!