Monthly Archives: August 2011

South #Florida Cops Use Armored Car to Combat Rampant Gambling at . . . Youth #Football Games?

First off: you need an armored truck to do surveillance? What is this, Afghanistan? And second, are people so bored in South Florida that they have nothing else to gamble on but youth football involving kids as young as 5?

Apparently,the answer to both questions is sadly, YES.

Submitted by Jay Knapp WV

Painless Sports #Video: Female Reporter Drops Pants, Reveals #Thong, So #Soccer Player Can Autograph Her Behind

Not sure exactly what’s going on in this clip, but according to CNBC, it’s a female reporter in Costa Rica interviewing a soccer player named Wilson Munoz. She asks for his autograph, but not on a program or team photo. No, she wants him to sign her buttocks, and takes her already tight jeans down to reveal her thong to give him plenty of space to write . . . but he refuses.

She still gets some cheers from the adoring fans in the stands who would gladly put their hands on her ass.

Video is Slightly Not Safe For Work.

HS #Wrestler’s Mom Seeks $650K From School Following “Swirlie With Chunks”

Ah, the Swirlie: the classic high school prank of jamming someone’s head into a flushing toilet. Bad enough in an “un-used” commode, but very disgusting when there’s some urine in it. But to get one with feces already in the bowl? The mother of one former Columbus High School (Nebraska) wrestler thinks that little trick by some of his teammates at a camp should be worth about $650,000.

Sounds about right.

Why sue? The mom, Roxane Spady, claims that then head coach Tracy Dodson and the other chaperones on the trip were negligent and failed to provide adequate supervision when they left the boys alone to go out to some nightclubs . . . allegedly.