Monthly Archives: August 2011

Painless Sports #Video: Female Reporter Drops Pants, Reveals #Thong, So #Soccer Player Can Autograph Her Behind

Not sure exactly what’s going on in this clip, but according to CNBC, it’s a female reporter in Costa Rica interviewing a soccer player named Wilson Munoz. She asks for his autograph, but not on a program or team photo. … Continue reading

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HS #Wrestler’s Mom Seeks $650K From School Following “Swirlie With Chunks”

Ah, the Swirlie: the classic high school prank of jamming someone’s head into a flushing toilet. Bad enough in an “un-used” commode, but very disgusting when there’s some urine in it. But to get one with feces already in the … Continue reading

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#Mississippi QB Randall Mackey Arrested for Bar Fight, Won’t Start Opener

Well, the starting quarterback competition at Mississippi has been resolved, but it wasn’t on the field. The Rebel’s junior QB Randall Mackey’s arrest for disorderly conduct after a fight at a downtown Oxford bar early Tuesday morning. In his place, … Continue reading

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Private Academy Accuses Players of #Hazing During “Spiritual Emphasis Retreat”

Well, that’s a new one. Usually football players are hazed at summer camps or in the locker room after practice. But the players at  Davidson Academy in Tennessee have set a new standard by allegedly hazing younger players during something … Continue reading

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Joe Namath Tweets During Jets Game “Gotta Love Seeing Wet Cheerleaders”

Well, at least the NFL Hall of Famer is honest and only saying what everyone is thinking, right? (Source – SBNation)

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Reports: #LSU Football Players Will or Won’t Meet With Cops Today About Bar #Brawl

Depending on which story you read this morning, the four LSU football players allegedly involved in a nasty bar brawl in Baton Rouge either will or won’t meet with cops today to discuss what happens. In one report, a spokesman … Continue reading

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Painful Soccer Video: Coach Tries to Gouge Rivals Eye Out During Brawl – Jose #Mourinho, Tito #Vilanova

Don’t know who either of these guys are, and neither do we really care. What’s obvious is that Mr. Jose Mourinho (black shirt) obviously does not like Mr. Vilanova because he walks over with great determination while everyone else is … Continue reading

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Video: Violence Mars #49ers v. Raiders Games

There’s no love lost between Oakland Raider and San Francisco 49ers fans: that much was obvious after a pre-season game Saturday night when not one but two people were shot and a third was beaten severely in a restroom . … Continue reading

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Angry Parent at Youth #Football Game Arrested for . . . Biting Cops?

Parents behaving badly at their kid’s sporting events is nothing new. A parent running onto the field to protest a bad call is also quite common. Being asked to leave the field by the commissioner of the league? It happens. … Continue reading

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Report: #LSU’s Starting QB Jordan Jefferson Kicked Someone in Head During Bar Fight

The 2011 football season just got more interesting for the Louisiana State University Tigers: there are TV reports out there that starting quarterback Jordan Jefferson was not only involved in a large bar fight in Baton Rouge early Friday morning, … Continue reading

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