#Miami Internal Investigation: 8 Football Players, Including QB #JacoryHarris Believed to Have Committed #NCAA Violations

Sources are saying those eight players have been declared ineligible, but could still play for the Hurricanes this season. How? The NCAA can start the reinstatement process almost immediately (think how fast they moved on Auburn’s Cam Newton last season) and could mean players will only have to sit out a game or two . . . or maybe the entire season. Who knows?

August 26, 2011
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Painless Sports #Video: Female Reporter Drops Pants, Reveals #Thong, So #Soccer Player Can Autograph Her Behind

Not sure exactly what’s going on in this clip, but according to CNBC, it’s a female reporter in Costa Rica interviewing a soccer player named Wilson Munoz. She asks for his autograph, but not on a program or team photo. No, she wants him to sign her buttocks, and takes her already tight jeans down to reveal her thong to give him plenty of space to write . . ….

August 25, 2011
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HS #Wrestler’s Mom Seeks $650K From School Following “Swirlie With Chunks”

Ah, the Swirlie: the classic high school prank of jamming someone’s head into a flushing toilet. Bad enough in an “un-used” commode, but very disgusting when there’s some urine in it. But to get one with feces already in the bowl? The mother of one former Columbus High School (Nebraska) wrestler thinks that little trick by some of his teammates at a camp should be worth about $650,000. Sounds about…

August 24, 2011
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#Mississippi QB Randall Mackey Arrested for Bar Fight, Won’t Start Opener

Well, the starting quarterback competition at Mississippi has been resolved, but it wasn’t on the field. The Rebel’s junior QB Randall Mackey’s arrest for disorderly conduct after a fight at a downtown Oxford bar early Tuesday morning. In his place, Coach Houston “Don’t Call Me Salty” Nutt will start an old tackling dummy against BYU. What is it with the SEC and bar brawls this season?

August 23, 2011
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Private Academy Accuses Players of #Hazing During “Spiritual Emphasis Retreat”

Well, that’s a new one. Usually football players are hazed at summer camps or in the locker room after practice. But the players at  Davidson Academy in Tennessee have set a new standard by allegedly hazing younger players during something the school described as a “spiritual emphasis retreat”.  No details on exactly what happened, but we’re sure the victims don’t feel like “turning the other cheek” these days. And with…

August 23, 2011
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Reports: #LSU Football Players Will or Won’t Meet With Cops Today About Bar #Brawl

Depending on which story you read this morning, the four LSU football players allegedly involved in a nasty bar brawl in Baton Rouge either will or won’t meet with cops today to discuss what happens. In one report, a spokesman for the police department says the meeting will happen today, while another report quotes their recently-hired lawyer, Nathan Fisher, as saying he hasn’t heard they will meet today and that…

August 23, 2011
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