4 freshmen Oregon State Football players decided to party Saturday night & invited 36 other underaged people. Kool-Aid must have been out of stock at the grocery store because they decided to serve alcohol to all. The “dumbass” part of the story really kicks in when the boys decided not to answer the police’s numerous knocks, viagra sales ailment doorbell rings & phone calls. Only after a search warrant was issued, advice did they get cited. One would think that in the time it took the police to acquire this, capsule everyone in the party would have stopped partying & gotten rid of any incriminating evidence. Oh but no … the best charge has to be “unlawful amplified sound”. How loud exactly is that?