#USOC Threatens Redneck Olympics Organizer Over Name

Apparently the folks at the United States Olympic Committee are concerned that sports fans will confuse their once-every-four-years event with something known as the Redneck Olympics which features events such as the Toilet Seat Toss, Hubcap Hurling, and The Cigarette Flip. Because of that, they have threatened the organizer, Harold Brooks, with legal action if he doesn’t change the name.